voicetesting for canonmates and fate/servant AUs

[saintgraphing]

POV: your master hands you a literal stack of holy grails and levels you to 100 what do you do

yes that's the entire prompt

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[bigcore]

Stare.

[Which is probably Tita's way of saying "this might as well happen."]

Tita the Second is strong now. Who are we fighting? I think it's somebody.

[saintgraphing]

[Tita is one of their weirder Riders, and they have an evil alternate version of female King Arthur who is also Santa.]

We're fighting for the restoration of humanity and to repair the Singularities.

You know, I never asked, but if you're Tita the Second, who was Tita the First?

[bigcore]

Tita is Tita. [By which I mean "nobody has any idea."] Yeah. But that means fighting lots of people. It's a revolving door. Spin, spin.

[She spins around to demonstrate.]

Right?

[saintgraphing]

[They should've expected that answer, honestly.]

Right. Which is why I'll be relying on you in the future more than ever.

[bigcore]

You need me... [She blinks her one eye slowly and smiles.] 'Kay. Being needed is nice. People talk to you. Hm... What else do I need to do? I get "go fight stuff."

[saintgraphing]

You can travel around all the Singularities with me and make sure Mash and I are safe.

[The cutest alien bodyguard.]

[bigcore]

'Kay. Do you guys want to ride on my Ride Viper? Except it's small. So maybe not. Might fall off.

[saintgraphing]

I don't think all three of us will fit on it at once, but I'd like to ride it sometime just for fun.

[bigcore]

[Her ahoge bounces back and forth.] 'Kay. Nobody wants to fall into the abyss. Unless it's the abyss of gacha. But then they lose money. But they're happy anyway. Who knows.

[saintgraphing]

Please don't remind me...

[they whaled on Hokusai to no avail today]

[bigcore]

[She reaches up to pat their head.] We will protect you. Don't be poor. I think that's bad.

[saintgraphing]

You don't happen to have a welfare Foreigner alt, do you?

[bigcore]

[The sad thing is, she probably knows what that means. That and every other fandom term.]

Thinking. [More ahoge bouncing.] Maybe later. What a pity for foreign servers without content they were spoiled on three and a half months ago. Wait, wait.

[saintgraphing]

I'll be patient...

[but their Clairvoyance EX]

[bigcore]

[pat pat] Poverty is dangerous too. Remember you have to eat to live.

[saintgraphing]

I know. And QP doesn't taste very good.

[why do you know that, Ritsuka]

[bigcore]

Walls aren't good either. Even if someone says everything is edible.

[sorry, bryn.]

[saintgraphing]

Who have you been talking to.

[Are people corrupting her impressionable Servants.]

[bigcore]

Hmm... Everybody? Everybody. But it makes sense, right? That we could eat anything. But then I tried that and they got upset. Confused. Tastes bad too.

[saintgraphing]

Even Servants can't digest just anything. I think you should stick to eating food from now on.

[bigcore]

Food tastes better anyway. And we have lots. [She rocks on her heels.] Don't eat not food either, okay? If we need us, then we also need you.

[saintgraphing]

I promise I won't try to eat the wall.

[bigcore]

Okay. Then don't be poor.

[One-eyed staring. Which might be creepier if her ahoge weren't still bouncing around.]

[saintgraphing]

I can try not to spend until the guaranteed 5 star...

[The life of a F2P Master is hard.]

[bigcore]

'Kay. Don't starve until the future. That sounds wrong, huh... Don't starve then either.