voicetesting for canonmates and fate/servant AUs

[saintgraphing]

POV: your master hands you a literal stack of holy grails and levels you to 100 what do you do

yes that's the entire prompt

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[bigcore]

Hmm... Everybody? Everybody. But it makes sense, right? That we could eat anything. But then I tried that and they got upset. Confused. Tastes bad too.

[saintgraphing]

Even Servants can't digest just anything. I think you should stick to eating food from now on.

[bigcore]

Food tastes better anyway. And we have lots. [She rocks on her heels.] Don't eat not food either, okay? If we need us, then we also need you.

[saintgraphing]

I promise I won't try to eat the wall.

[bigcore]

Okay. Then don't be poor.

[One-eyed staring. Which might be creepier if her ahoge weren't still bouncing around.]

[saintgraphing]

I can try not to spend until the guaranteed 5 star...

[The life of a F2P Master is hard.]

[bigcore]

'Kay. Don't starve until the future. That sounds wrong, huh... Don't starve then either.

[saintgraphing]

I'll do my best not to.

[Ruffles her hair.]

[bigcore]

[Her prehensile ahoge bounces as they do.]

Good. Don't know what we'd do. Lemonade stand doesn't work at the end of the world.

[saintgraphing]

I don't know, you could make some good money off the Artorias alone...

[bigcore]

But we don't get paid, do we?

[saintgraphing]

...good point. I forgot since Sheba and David talk about money so much.