voicetesting for canonmates and fate/servant AUs

[saintgraphing]

POV: your master hands you a literal stack of holy grails and levels you to 100 what do you do

yes that's the entire prompt

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[bigcore]

Stare.

[Which is probably Tita's way of saying "this might as well happen."]

Tita the Second is strong now. Who are we fighting? I think it's somebody.

[saintgraphing]

[Tita is one of their weirder Riders, and they have an evil alternate version of female King Arthur who is also Santa.]

We're fighting for the restoration of humanity and to repair the Singularities.

You know, I never asked, but if you're Tita the Second, who was Tita the First?

[bigcore]

Tita is Tita. [By which I mean "nobody has any idea."] Yeah. But that means fighting lots of people. It's a revolving door. Spin, spin.

[She spins around to demonstrate.]

Right?

[saintgraphing]

[They should've expected that answer, honestly.]

Right. Which is why I'll be relying on you in the future more than ever.

[bigcore]

You need me... [She blinks her one eye slowly and smiles.] 'Kay. Being needed is nice. People talk to you. Hm... What else do I need to do? I get "go fight stuff."

[saintgraphing]

You can travel around all the Singularities with me and make sure Mash and I are safe.

[The cutest alien bodyguard.]

[bigcore]

'Kay. Do you guys want to ride on my Ride Viper? Except it's small. So maybe not. Might fall off.

[saintgraphing]

I don't think all three of us will fit on it at once, but I'd like to ride it sometime just for fun.

[bigcore]

[Her ahoge bounces back and forth.] 'Kay. Nobody wants to fall into the abyss. Unless it's the abyss of gacha. But then they lose money. But they're happy anyway. Who knows.

[saintgraphing]

Please don't remind me...

[they whaled on Hokusai to no avail today]

[bigcore]

[She reaches up to pat their head.] We will protect you. Don't be poor. I think that's bad.

[saintgraphing]

You don't happen to have a welfare Foreigner alt, do you?

1/2 i got carried away i'm sorry

[scourgingstars]

Class: Avenger Name: ??? ('Avenger of Insomnia') Alignment: Neutral Evil
Strength: A Endurance: EX
Agility: A+ Mana: B
Luck: E NP: EX
Traits: Humanoid, Male, Servant, King, Threat to Humanity

Noble Phantasm: Curse of Adagium [Scourge of the Stars]
Class: Anti-Populace

[A Noble Phantasm tailored for human destruction. After taking 'mortal' damage, Avenger shifts into a feral state blackened by the curses within his body to fight with barehanded strikes and weaponized dark energy, only reverting once his enemy is utterly destroyed.

[A Servant summoned to Chaldea from another universe. Though his red greatsword and affable demeanor give off the appearance of a Saber, his Noble Phantasm leaves no room for doubt.]

[Unlock at Bond Level 2]

[scourgingstars]

[Avenger was a difficult Servant to pin down. He followed orders, sure, but he also tended to lurk in the shadows in a way that almost put the Count to shame. Or he was cheating at cards with Moriarty. There appeared to be no in-between, either horrifying cryptid or eccentric charmer.]

[Fortunately, it was the latter Ritsuka now shoved a number of grails at, blinking yellow eyes a time or two in confusion that was only somewhat feigned.]

And what, my lady, is ever the occasion? Good heavens, are we that desperate? Don't tell me the rest of the team's ceased to pull their weight--or did the ill-tempered Caster finally quit from overwork?

[sorry, waver]

[fwahaha]

[One very long and pointed stare. Long being ultimately defined as mere seconds though because you know what Caster doesn't have a lot of?]

[TIME FOR YOUR BULLSHIT, RITSUKA.]

Why is it at every turn you seek to waste my time!? Are you planning on just standing there with that vacant look on your face, or do you actually have something to say?

[bigcore]

[The sad thing is, she probably knows what that means. That and every other fandom term.]

Thinking. [More ahoge bouncing.] Maybe later. What a pity for foreign servers without content they were spoiled on three and a half months ago. Wait, wait.

[saintgraphing]

Do I need to spell everything out for you?

[They thought you were supposed to be the smart Gilgamesh. Smarter.]

These are for you.

[saintgraphing]

If that were happening, you wouldn't exactly be the first Servant I'd turn to, you know.

[As powerful as Avenger is, he's not exactly what they would call 'great support'. Luckily, Waver can never escape his fate.]

[scourgingstars]

So it's definitely desperation, then. Or reckless foolishness. Do tell, what brought this on?

[saintgraphing]

I'll be patient...

[but their Clairvoyance EX]

[saintgraphing]

It might surprise you to hear this, but you're a useful and reliable member of the team.

[Sure, he's super evil, but he's far from the only Servant. As long as his hate is more or less pointed at their enemies, he can be considered dependable.]

So here. As thanks for your work.

[1stknight]

...Ah?

Um, thank you, but isn't this effort better spent on others?

[bigcore]

[pat pat] Poverty is dangerous too. Remember you have to eat to live.

[saintgraphing]

Absolutely not. [They knew you would react like this, Bedi, but they have to be firm!] You're one of my best and most dependable Servants, Bedivere, and I want to reward you for all your hard work.

[saintgraphing]

I know. And QP doesn't taste very good.

[why do you know that, Ritsuka]