call me out v. 12.0

[misheard]

Call out one of the characters from my muselist with a starter, a prompt, a general 'hey can we do something with these characters' comment, a smoke signal, etc., and I'll get back to you with some kind of RP thread!

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hi mikado,

[yes_im_kawaii]

[Makoto had a promise she wasn't going to forget. One thing she had to do in another world. One world to save so her little brother figure would stop being dead. One stupid villain who didn't even have the decency to turn stuff into giant monsters once a week like normal people. She remembered the descriptor, and there weren't too many people with writing all over their bodies.

Which is why she's now shuffling through the streets underneath a cardboard box, freezing whenever she hears someone turn or walk towards her, and trying to stay hidden.]

hi makoto

[masterprogrammer]

[Issue one: Nanashi being dead removed his future self from existence. That was sort of the point.

Issue two: future Nanashi is as much of a shut-in as his past self.

Issue one can be fixed with some wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff, and as for issue two, even the most reclusive of recluses have to buy groceries eventually.

Which is why when Makoto's foolproof camoflauge gets here near a guy with writing on his skin, he's carrying a bag of groceries in his arms and minding his own business.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

HEY.

[Suddenly, Makoto flings the box into the air dramatically and throws a... pathetically weak punch at him.]

[masterprogrammer]

[Even for someone as weak as Mikado is, that punch doesn't hurt all that much. Mostly it's just confusing.]

...I'm sorry, I'm sure you have every reason to be angry with me, but I don't know what it is.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Auu... [Makoto makes a face.] But you're definitely the one I'm looking for! You look just like he's supposed to!

[masterprogrammer]

What was the description you were given?

[Maybe she's looking for Nanashi??]

[yes_im_kawaii]

That you're taller and you have writing on you all the time and you seem nice but you're secretly trying to take over the world from the future!

[She points in his face with no regard for keeping this a secret.]

[masterprogrammer]

You're right, that does sound like me.

[Not bothered about being called out in public either??]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Auu! How are you not even mad about that?

[masterprogrammer]

What would I be mad about? All of that is more or less true, though 'take over the world' gives me too much credit, I think.

[yes_im_kawaii]

What, because your weird version of the Metavirus doesn't even turn stuff into giant monsters?

[masterprogrammer]

Even if I could make giant monsters, I wouldn't want to... But I'm sorry to disappoint.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Why not? Every other person who tries to take over the world or destroy it or enslave it or make humanity better but actually worse blah blah whatever does. And we have a lot, so I'm the expert!

[masterprogrammer]

I see. Then I must not be very good at making humanity better but actually worse.

[She's the expert.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Auu... Even an evil you still doesn't know that hating yourself is dumb. I'm supposed to punch you and make you stop, but I can't do that if you're just gonna agree that you suck and still be evil!

[masterprogrammer]

[This is 100% what she should have expected from future Nanashi.]

You could punch me anyway, if it would make you feel better?

[yes_im_kawaii]

That's not gonna fix the problem!

[masterprogrammer]

If you're asking me to become something other than garbage, I think that's outside of my abilities.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Auu. Why do you even think you're garbage, anyway? It's not 'cause you're evil, because past you thinks that, too, and he's great.

[Still saying this in the middle of the sidewalk...]

[masterprogrammer]

[Probably people just think they're chuuni.]

He and I are the same, so if you know him, you should know why already.

[no mikado makoto is too dumb for that]

[yes_im_kawaii]

'Cause... uh... he has the psychic computer thing and people are jerks? [She scratches her head.] That's not even your guys's fault, though.

[masterprogrammer]

Whoever's fault it is, we're fundamentally broken as people. It's natural to call yourself trash if you are trash.

[yes_im_kawaii]

No, it's not! Plenty of people are trash and don't do that! There were these twins who were total jerks all the time, always tried to make people mad and make them look stupid just to laugh at them, one pretended not to know what 2+2 was, the other one threw my lunch in the lake, any time you tried to insult them they pretended you were actually complimenting them, and they probably did lots worse!

[They did. They really, really did.]

And they thought they were the greatest, even when I tried to get my revenge. If actual trash people don't hate themselves, why do you?

[masterprogrammer]

I don't know, I'm sorry.

[He doesn't understand people. Even non-troll twin people.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Grr... I can't punch a supervillain I feel bad for! [She grumbles, ignoring the slowly growing crowd.] Why do you even wanna mess up the world, anyway?