call me out v. 12.0

[misheard]

Call out one of the characters from my muselist with a starter, a prompt, a general 'hey can we do something with these characters' comment, a smoke signal, etc., and I'll get back to you with some kind of RP thread!

Comments

[masterprogrammer]

What was the description you were given?

[Maybe she's looking for Nanashi??]

[yes_im_kawaii]

That you're taller and you have writing on you all the time and you seem nice but you're secretly trying to take over the world from the future!

[She points in his face with no regard for keeping this a secret.]

[masterprogrammer]

You're right, that does sound like me.

[Not bothered about being called out in public either??]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Auu! How are you not even mad about that?

[masterprogrammer]

What would I be mad about? All of that is more or less true, though 'take over the world' gives me too much credit, I think.

[yes_im_kawaii]

What, because your weird version of the Metavirus doesn't even turn stuff into giant monsters?

[masterprogrammer]

Even if I could make giant monsters, I wouldn't want to... But I'm sorry to disappoint.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Why not? Every other person who tries to take over the world or destroy it or enslave it or make humanity better but actually worse blah blah whatever does. And we have a lot, so I'm the expert!

[masterprogrammer]

I see. Then I must not be very good at making humanity better but actually worse.

[She's the expert.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Auu... Even an evil you still doesn't know that hating yourself is dumb. I'm supposed to punch you and make you stop, but I can't do that if you're just gonna agree that you suck and still be evil!

[masterprogrammer]

[This is 100% what she should have expected from future Nanashi.]

You could punch me anyway, if it would make you feel better?

[yes_im_kawaii]

That's not gonna fix the problem!

[masterprogrammer]

If you're asking me to become something other than garbage, I think that's outside of my abilities.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Auu. Why do you even think you're garbage, anyway? It's not 'cause you're evil, because past you thinks that, too, and he's great.

[Still saying this in the middle of the sidewalk...]

[masterprogrammer]

[Probably people just think they're chuuni.]

He and I are the same, so if you know him, you should know why already.

[no mikado makoto is too dumb for that]

[yes_im_kawaii]

'Cause... uh... he has the psychic computer thing and people are jerks? [She scratches her head.] That's not even your guys's fault, though.

[masterprogrammer]

Whoever's fault it is, we're fundamentally broken as people. It's natural to call yourself trash if you are trash.

[yes_im_kawaii]

No, it's not! Plenty of people are trash and don't do that! There were these twins who were total jerks all the time, always tried to make people mad and make them look stupid just to laugh at them, one pretended not to know what 2+2 was, the other one threw my lunch in the lake, any time you tried to insult them they pretended you were actually complimenting them, and they probably did lots worse!

[They did. They really, really did.]

And they thought they were the greatest, even when I tried to get my revenge. If actual trash people don't hate themselves, why do you?

[masterprogrammer]

I don't know, I'm sorry.

[He doesn't understand people. Even non-troll twin people.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Grr... I can't punch a supervillain I feel bad for! [She grumbles, ignoring the slowly growing crowd.] Why do you even wanna mess up the world, anyway?

[masterprogrammer]

People are always in conflict with each other, and everyone's unhappy. What I want is world peace.

[He's just going about it... badly.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

Mind control isn't world peace! It just makes things worse. Trapping people isn't actually gonna improve them, everyone knows that.

[masterprogrammer]

If you have a better idea, I'll be happy to hear you out.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Why don't you leave them alone in the first place, though?

[masterprogrammer]

Isn't it important to help where you can...? My younger self and I aren't all that different.