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Dazai Osamu ([personal profile] thesettingsun) wrote in [community profile] crowspace2017-12-14 03:26 pm

Continuation for [personal profile] bandagedheart.

[Very few people get this dressed up for a bar crawl. It looks like it'd be hell to wash, and the only reason you'd wear it out to the bar is an obsession with fashion.

So that's one clue about who this patron sitting at a table is, since he forgot to tell other-Dazai how to identify himself. As for him, when he sees Dazai come in with bandages visible on his arms, he makes an (incorrect) assumption that this is the injury that caused that text and thus this is Dazai.

Well, he's half right, at least.]


Dazai!
bandagedheart: (:3)

Night on the town

[personal profile] bandagedheart 2018-02-08 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[When Dazai had suggested that he and Shuji go on a date, he’d definitely been serious, and he goes all out in looking his absolute best for the evening. It’ll be a surprise for Shuji, who Dazai assumes has gone out to acquire an outfit, to see Dazai all dressed up for him when he walks in the door. It’ll be a miracle if they make it out of the door, honestly, because Shuji is bound to look incredible as well, and Dazai isn’t good at keeping his hands to himself.

For now he’ll wait patiently on the couch, dressed to the nines.
]
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bandagedheart: (Bootyful)

[personal profile] bandagedheart 2018-02-08 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, Shuji looks absolutely breathtaking in that outfit, and Dazai pushes himself up off the couch to cross the room and greet him, a warm smile playing across his lips.]

You look stunning, Kitten.

[Dazai tilts Shuji’s chin up and captures his lips in a soft, sweet kiss before pulling away and caressing his cheek.]

Are you ready to go?

[They should leave soon before the temptation to jump each other becomes too much. Dazai leads Shuji out to his car and opens the door for him, like a proper gentleman should.]

I hope you enjoy the place I picked out for us.

[Which is a fancy restaurant that serves an impressive array of alcohol along with gourmet food. He’s counting on Shuji behaving himself there, but he also wants him to enjoy himself as well.

When they arrive he’ll grab them a seat near the bar.
]

What would you like to drink, Kitten?
bandagedheart: (:3)

[personal profile] bandagedheart 2018-02-08 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Good choice.

[Dazai peruses the menu, tapping his chin all the while before finally deciding.]

I think I’ll take some Cabernet Sauvignon.

[He places their drink order as he looks over the food menu, humming as he considers his choices.]

Do you enjoy seafood, Shuji-kun? Or would you rather have steak?
bandagedheart: (Naughty secrets)

[personal profile] bandagedheart 2018-02-08 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Good choice! I will too!

[He loves crab too, after all. He places their food order with the waitress, who is most certainly checking Dazai out and bending over much more than necessary to show off her ample cleavage. Dazai simply smiles and remains polite; he would’ve been all over that in the past, but now? Well, maybe he’s just a little too used to being revered as a god to settle for anything else.

He does watch Shuji’s reaction, however, curious to see what kind of expression he’ll make at the blatant flirtation.
]
bandagedheart: (Rest chin)

[personal profile] bandagedheart 2018-02-08 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[She may be attractive, but this waitress clearly isn’t getting anywhere regardless, and she gives Shuji a rather irritated look before heading off to put their order in. The drinks come soon enough, and Dazai enjoys a sip of his wine as he tries to hide a smirk.]

She seemed quite jealous of you, Shuji-kun.

[It’s Dazai’s job as Shuji’s master to make sure that his Kitten feels adored, and despite the restaurant having other patrons he leans across the table and pecks Shuji on the lips.

Little do either of them realize that a Chuuya of the redhead variety has just entered the restaurant and taken a seat at the bar. At least, if Dazai notices he doesn’t say anything.
]
bandagedheart: (Handsome devil)

[personal profile] bandagedheart 2018-02-08 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Dazai chuckles softly at that.]

You’re so good to me, Shuji-kun.

[He’s about to go in for another kiss when suddenly his phone rings, and Dazai lets out a sigh when he sees that it’s Kunikida calling. He really should just ignore it, but he’d rather not return to a burned out or blown up ADA, so he’ll have to take it just in case.]

Give me one moment, Shuji-kun. I’ll be right back.

[He squeezes Shuji’s hand before getting up to take the call outside. He can’t talk about ADA business in a restaurant, after all.]

Would you get me a glass of whiskey from the bar while I’m gone? I have a feeling I’m going to need it!

[And with that he’s off to answer the call, and whenever Shuji goes to the bar to fulfill his Master’s wishes, he’ll see a grumpy looking Chuuya staring at him from one of the stools.]
thetaintedsorrow: (Hmhn?)

[personal profile] thetaintedsorrow 2018-02-08 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Good fucking grief, all Chuuya wanted was a nice night out to himself, and of fucking course Dazai and his little pet have to be here. Just watching them being disgustingly affectionate in public is sickening, and he really has been trying his best to just turn the other cheek and ignore it despite the overwhelming feeling of jealousy bubbling up within him.

But being outright snubbed by Shuji pisses him the fuck off, and there’s no way he’s not going to speak up about it.
]

Usually they don’t allow dogs inside restaurants.
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thetaintedsorrow: (Hyeeehh)

[personal profile] thetaintedsorrow 2018-02-08 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Turning my joke back on me. Original.

[Chuuya huffs, downing the rest of his whiskey in one go.]

You have your nose so far up Dazai’s ass that I’m surprised you can exist on your own.
thetaintedsorrow: (He mad)

[personal profile] thetaintedsorrow 2018-02-08 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Good fucking god, are you serious right now??

[Chuuya isn’t quite yelling, but his voice is loud enough that he attracts some attention from a few nearby patrons of the bar.]

You’ve lost your fucking mind, haven’t you?

[Chuuya knows damn well he shouldn’t do this, but...]

Do you even know who he really is? I grew up with the bastard. You have no idea What He’s capable of.
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thetaintedsorrow: (Fuck off)

[personal profile] thetaintedsorrow 2018-02-08 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
You’re a lost cause.

[Chuuya says it bitterly, and he’s even more irritated that Shuji seems to be keeping his calm while Chuuya is growing more and more irritated by the second.

And people are staring now. Shit. Chuuya slams his glass down, nearly shattering it in the process before tossing some money on the counter as well.
]

You know what? Let’s take this outside.
thetaintedsorrow: (Ahaha)

[personal profile] thetaintedsorrow 2018-02-08 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Unfortunately Dazai isn’t close enough to see them exit the building, and Shuji will be met with a very angry little man whirling around on him the second they’re outside and ducked into a nearby alley.]

Whatever ability you have, use it, or you’re gonna get your ass kicked.

[Chuuya glows red then, a fierce look in his eyes. He fights fair most of the time, so he’ll let Shuji have a moment to prepare before striking him.]
thetaintedsorrow: (Well played)

[personal profile] thetaintedsorrow 2018-02-08 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh? That’s an interesting ability if he’s ever seen one. If it even is an ability...

But that hardly matters. It’s time to get this show on the road.

Chuuya is lightning fast, and he lunges at Shuji with every intent to kick him in the gut. He needs to block or dodge, or he’ll be in for a world of hurt.
]
thetaintedsorrow: (Lost it)

[personal profile] thetaintedsorrow 2018-02-09 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Chuuya luckily has the advantage of having gravity on his side, and he manages to slow his momentum enough to avoid impaling himself on that scythe.
He redirects and lands sideways on a nearby wall, his weight cracking the bricks beneath when he lands.
]

So you’re not helpless. Color me surprised.

[Chuuya kicks off the wall and goes for a flying leap, but instead of hitting his intended target he collides with a very irritated looking Dazai, knocking him to the ground and landing on top of him. Of course his ability is immediately deactivated, much to his chagrin.]

Huh??? What the fuck??? Where did you come from??

It doesn’t matter. I don’t much appreciate you starting a fight with my date, Chuuya.

Fuck you, that’s not your date, you twisted bastard, that’s your pet.

[Chuuya is a snarling bundle of anger now, and he pushes himself up on his feet before aiming a kick right to Dazai’s side. His previously injured side. He had to take his anger out on something. He then whirls around to face Shuji, his eyes filled with rage.]

And you, if I see you again you’re fucking dead, got it??

[He then takes his leave, leaving Dazai in the dirt where he belongs.]

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