The Alternate Universe Meme

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The Alternate Universe Meme

1. Comment with your character.
2. Others will reply with an AU idea.
3. Thread. Profit.

AUs can be any AU of any kind, but if you need ideas, I have this masterlist and this tumblr to get you started.

Comments

[aquaticrush]

Um... thank you. I'll do my best! You're a good kid, Chuuya-san. [yes, she's still polite and formal to a kid...]

[goatsongs]

If you know I'm a kid, then what's with you calling me -san...

[RETASU IS WEIRD.]

[aquaticrush]

It never hurts to be polite?

[why.]

I'm sorry. I just don't want to cause anybody any offence or trouble. I made a lot of mistakes when I was alive, so I'm trying not to. ...Thank you for coming.

[Since he's rejected all her offers of help, she's not sure why else he'd be at the library.]

[goatsongs]

Everybody makes mistakes when they're alive. That's just a being-alive thing.

[Why is Retasu like this.]

...Whatever.

[aquaticrush]

[Smiles? It'd be unprofessional if she started sulking because a kid was rude, wouldn't it.]

If you need help, always make sure to ask us

[goatsongs]

You're not ever going to ask us for help. Why would we ask you?

[...for starters, you're kids...]

[aquaticrush]

I could! I mean, if aliens attack, you're the only ones who can purify the animals, right? I don't want to just shoot them...

[goatsongs]

If it comes between purifying the animal and keeping humans safe, you should prioritize human lives. I'll do what I can and all, but let's not lose sight of what's the most important here.

[aquaticrush]

Even when I tell you your job is important, you're still unhappy...

[goatsongs]

I'm a middle schooler. It's still my job to be contrary.

[aquaticrush]

I don't really think I was like that in middle school.

[goatsongs]

You were a doormat, right? It's on your Wikipedia page.

[Not in those words, but.]

[aquaticrush]

[sulk] Well, it's true that I didn't have many friends and I did a lot of people's homework for them...

[goatsongs]

Yeah, we call that 'being a doormat' these days. Maybe the words have changed since your life, I don't know.

[aquaticrush]

You don't need to be so up-front about it.

[goatsongs]

Are you actually expecting me to be something else?

[She's met him before, right?]

[aquaticrush]

I suppose that's true... I'm sorry. I'm keeping you out late, aren't you.

[goatsongs]

I wouldn't be in bed anyway, so you've got nothing to feel bad about.

[Reassurance??]

[aquaticrush]

Oh, no, are they giving you that much homework?

[goatsongs]

...Did kids not stay up later than they were supposed to when you were around?

[aquaticrush]

I suppose I was a little boring. [sigh] But it's healthy to get a good night's sleep.

[goatsongs]

Fiiine. I'll go home so you don't have a heart attack over me not sleeping enough.

[aquaticrush]

All right. Good night! I'll see you again, okay?

[goatsongs]

See you later.

[he's going to sleep in and almost miss school tomorrow]

[aquaticrush]

[nO]