The Alternate Universe Meme

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The Alternate Universe Meme

1. Comment with your character.
2. Others will reply with an AU idea.
3. Thread. Profit.

AUs can be any AU of any kind, but if you need ideas, I have this masterlist and this tumblr to get you started.

Comments

MGRP CRAU, being silly here.

[zackthekiller]

[See, this is the problem with hopping over the fourth wall and going into random worlds.]

[You could meet yourself.]

[So it looks like there's a Japanese Fantasy RPG version of Zack bumping into the regular version of Zack. Understandably, at least one Zack is confused.]

What the... Who the fuck are you?

[angelofslaughter]

[Both Zacks are confused. Not just because of the whole 'another Zack' thing, which is pretty confusing, but what the hell is he wearing?]

That's my line. Who the fuck are you?

[zackthekiller]

[It's adventurer's gear. People pay him to go into dungeons and slaughter things.]

Uh, I'm Zack?! What the hell...

[He thought he was done with Gray's hallucination bullshit a long, long time ago. So if it's not drugs, then how is this happening?]

[angelofslaughter]

[That does sound like a fun job.]

You can't be Zack! I'm Zack! Unless that fucking priest pulled his drugs shit on me again, that doesn't make any fucking sense!

[zackthekiller]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this shit is drugs. Though I haven't seen that priest in god knows how long...

[Drugs: Plausible.]

[angelofslaughter]

I thought he was dead, but he's just as much of a cockroach as that eyeball-obsessed freak. I wouldn't be surprised if he showed up out of nowhere.

[Please let him never hear the word 'peepers' again, thanks.]

[zackthekiller]

... Wait, that priest fucking died?

[Uh, this Zack must have been kidnapped before Gray's untimely demise. Or Cathy's. Or Eddie's. But they can both agree that Danny should be dead now.]

[angelofslaughter]

He was in that building when it burned down, so he's dead, right? That's how fire works, you can't use drugs to get out of that.

[But if anybody could...]

[zackthekiller]

... Yeah, no shit.

[Well, he got a good look at what his life would have been like if he wasn't kidnapped by magical girls.]

... What about Ray? [Did he kill her?]

[angelofslaughter]

A lot of shit happened, but right now she's still hanging around with me. When she makes a face that's worth killing, I'll definitely kill her.

[Just. Later.]