FML Meme

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 FML MEME

Your character is suddenly compelled to announce exactly why their life sucks. Other characters respond with sympathy, shock, pointing and laughing, whatever works.

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Valmont | Jackie Chan Adventures

[whitehairedprettyboy]

A demon who was supposed to provide me with untold treasure betrayed me, possessed me, managed to use up nearly my entire fortune gallivanting around the world looking for even more demons, and forced me to wear a dress.

[sayurisays]

Sayuri doesn't think that last one is all that bad.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Assuming this "Sayuri" would be you... well, do forgive me for pointing out the obvious, but you're female.

[sayurisays]

But Sayuri isn't sure why men wearing women's clothing is so terrible for them, other than that people say so.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

And I'm not sure why you feel the need to refer to yourself in third person, but I suppose we all have things we don't understand.

[sayurisays]

Ahaha... It isn't that strange, though. The other things are terrible, but a dress is a dress.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

And a dress is something I don't want on my body, much as a demon is something I don't want in it!

[diabolarchy]

But you look great in a dress~

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Oh god, not you - I do not! And you didn't even see this dress, anyway.

[diabolarchy]

So obviously we have to fix that!

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Do you suppose I kept the bloody thing?

[diabolarchy]

Well, phooey. I was looking forward to it too.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

My heart bleeds for you.

[diabolarchy]

You're so mean, V. And you know what happens to mean people~?

[whitehairedprettyboy]

You leave them alone? Forever?

[diabolarchy]

They get to be the first test subjects for my toys ♥

[whitehairedprettyboy]

...............Toys?

[ He really hopes whatever Satanick's referring to with that word won't be as bad as what he's imagining, but who is he kidding. It'll be worse. ]

[scarfphiliac]

Hey, it's saving everyone else the trouble from him, so no need to complain.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

I am almost entirely sure this demon isn't the one you're thinking of.

[scarfphiliac]

Eh? Then who were you talking about??

[whitehairedprettyboy]

You wouldn't be familiar with a fellow by the name of Shendu, would you? Large, green, entirely terrible?

[scarfphiliac]

Nope. [Shruuug.] Not a clue. And I could care less even if I knew the guy.

...dress, huh??

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Pity. He's a fire demon too, you'd have something in common.

And yes, a dress. Oh, he called it a "sorcerer's robe", but that did absolutely nothing to change how ridiculous it looked, did it?

[scarfphiliac]

Oh. Well, you could have just changed.

And hey, just because demons can be similar doesn't mean we would get along. [But, fire...] Though, I guess I'll keep that in mind.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Did you ignore the part where I was possessed? I didn't exactly have very much say in the matter.

Do keep it in mind. And if you see him at the next fire demon convention or whatever you people have, give him a good kick in the shins for me, would you?