FML Meme

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 FML MEME

Your character is suddenly compelled to announce exactly why their life sucks. Other characters respond with sympathy, shock, pointing and laughing, whatever works.

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Sawatari Makoto | Kanon

[yes_im_kawaii]

I can't get revenge on people because it always goes wrong! And everyone I know leaves! It sucks! I want to go home except not do that either because then I'd be leaving... auu. FML.

Nakahara Chuuya | Bungou to Alchemist | tw: child death

[goatsongs]

The love of my life dumped me for my friend. My marriage was an arranged one to a woman I wasn't in love with. My first son died age two, I died a little later, my other son died age two, and now I'm an incarnated spirit that'll only hang around as long as it takes to save literature. Then it's back in the book for me.

[midden]

I think it's okay if you go home, Koharu-nee. Everyone will forgive you.

[mopocalypse]

...It's unfair, huh? Life, I mean.

[yes_im_kawaii]

I won't forgive me. Besides, I need to work off my debt so I can not die. And then, even though I hate working there, I have to get another wish and work even more so I can save Jin! And then after that, I need to save you! I'm gonna be there forever!

[goatsongs]

It's a bunch of bullshit.

[midden]

You're a really nice person, you know that? But it's fine. You don't have to do everything by yourself.

Kara Zor-El/Supergirl | DC Super Hero Girls

[maidofmistakes]

So, uh... my planet kind of. Exploded. My parents got me off the planet in time, but I thought they'd be coming with me up until they sent me off... and then I kind of had a warp accident and didn't get to Earth for a whole lot longer than I was supposed to. I thought for a long time that they'd really found some way to escape after all and they'd come find me, but they're never coming back.

[mopocalypse]

D'you think it's gonna take a long time?

[yes_im_kawaii]

I have to do some things. I don't want Jin to die, or Hiromu, and apparently it has to be one or the other because of boring stuff.

[goatsongs]

No way to really know. Half a year. A year.

[midden]

Nobody back home can fix it?

[darknesshermit]

I'm sorry, Kara.

[What do you really say to that.]

Valmont | Jackie Chan Adventures

[whitehairedprettyboy]

A demon who was supposed to provide me with untold treasure betrayed me, possessed me, managed to use up nearly my entire fortune gallivanting around the world looking for even more demons, and forced me to wear a dress.

[mopocalypse]

...that short?

[sayurisays]

Sayuri doesn't think that last one is all that bad.

[yes_im_kawaii]

They're already working hard to make sure more than one person doesn't die. Or all the people don't die.

[goatsongs]

Yeah. That short.

...You want a hug?

[Meaning: he could use one but he doesn't know how to properly ask.]

Lusamine | Pokemon Sun/Moon

[walkonaether]

Two young children stole valuables from my company and still think I'd call them my children. .

[maidofmistakes]

...It's okay. I have all my friends, and Aunt Martha and Uncle Jonathan. But I miss home.

[midden]

Neesan is really brave and dedicated!

[mopocalypse]

[Chuuya scares her sometimes. She hesitates. But...]

Yeah.

[The most awkward, sad hug.]

[darknesshermit]

Just because things are okay otherwise doesn't mean it's not sad.

[yes_im_kawaii]

[hugs tightly]

Auu... I just want something happy.

[goatsongs]

Are you serious, lady?

[He kind of wants to punch her already and she's spoken one sentence.]