FML Meme

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 FML MEME

Your character is suddenly compelled to announce exactly why their life sucks. Other characters respond with sympathy, shock, pointing and laughing, whatever works.

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[diabolarchy]

You're so mean, V. And you know what happens to mean people~?

[whitehairedprettyboy]

You leave them alone? Forever?

[diabolarchy]

They get to be the first test subjects for my toys ♥

[whitehairedprettyboy]

...............Toys?

[ He really hopes whatever Satanick's referring to with that word won't be as bad as what he's imagining, but who is he kidding. It'll be worse. ]

[diabolarchy]

For example, since we were talking about clothes, I have a lovely suit for you lined with tentacle creatures on the inside...

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ Yep, okay, it's worse. ]

I - I'm afraid all my suits are custom-tailored, and that wouldn't have any place in my wardrobe whatsoever - !

[ He's trying. ]

[diabolarchy]

We'll work something out ♥ Don't worry about a thing~

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ No response as such, just a very quiet, choked "eep" noise. Somehow, he's worried. ]

[diabolarchy]

Why don't you come right this way and we can get you suited up...

['Right this way' meaning 'to a NSFW post' of course.]