Roommates Meme

[misheard]

Maybe you're a freshman at college. Maybe you need someone to split the cost of renting an apartment. Maybe you're stuck in a creepy 50's-esque town and you've been assigned housing. Whatever the case, you're not living on your own: you have someone you're sharing living space with, whether you like it or not, and whether you like them or not.

Post your characters with name and canon in the header, find other characters to tag, you know the drill. Play the first meeting, or having been established as roommates for a while. Do whatever you want. I don't know your life.

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Nakahara Chuuya | Bungou to Alchemist

[goatsongs]

[More likely to be in a jamjar situation than a college/mundane situation. Fine when he's sober: frequently an angry drunk.]

Oda Sakunosuke | Bungou to Alchemist

[hurrayformarriage]

[Also more likely to be in a jamjar situation. Probably the best roommate I'm putting up, if you don't mind the occasional suggestion to try some weird medicine that only Odasaku thinks will work.]

[cosmicsoul]

Duuuuuuuude. You coming to the farmers' market? I think we're out of organic lettuce again.

[This is said with a look at her bunnies. How did she manage to sneak multiple pets into the room, anyway? Especially that many?]

[hurrayformarriage]

[Odasaku sure isn't going to be the one to out her about them. Besides, they're cute.]

Sounds good to me! My next fruit smoothie wouldn't be complete without some.

[cosmicsoul]

Thanks for being so chill about this. Themisto and Europa do eat a lot of it. We gotta take the dogs for a walk, too. Io loves getting out, you know?

[hurrayformarriage]

No problem! They're all cuties, so I don't mind! Plus I'd be getting out myself anyway if the weather's good.

[cosmicsoul]

Sweet. Let's go, everyone!

[All the outdoor pets in this very... very... large number of animals come to the door. Jupiter starts petting them and putting their leashes on.]

[hurrayformarriage]

[Odasaku helps! Most of them, or at least the friendlier ones, seem to like him. He's a purehearted Osakan and animals are good about telling that.]

[cosmicsoul]

[They finally eventually get out the door. How they manage to keep all these animals secret from anyone is probably some kind of miracle. Still, they get out of the building soon enough.]

It's good to get out, you know?

[hurrayformarriage]

[Small miracles. Large miracles.]

The air's fresh~ The sun on your skin~~ It's not healthy being cooped up all the time.

[cosmicsoul]

[Io barks in agreement.]

Uh-huh. Maybe we should get more raw dog and cat food, too, while we're there. That stuff doesn't keep long.

[hurrayformarriage]

I still don't know how you afford to take care of them all.

[What kind of ridiculously high-paying job does Jupiter have...]

Nakajima Atsushi | Bungou to Alchemist

[tigerpoet]

[Also more likely to be in a jamjar situation. Quiet and polite most of the time, wonderful roommate! ...but you'll probably have to deal with the split personality sooner or later.]

Saigusa Haruka | Little Busters!

[mopocalypse]

[Good with anything! Sneaks out of the room a lot, former juvenile delinquent, can only ever cook with eggs.]

[goatsongs]

Hey, Haruka, how old are you again?

[This may be related to Chuuya having an open bottle of cheap beer and two cups.

Run now.]

[mopocalypse]

Um... if I tell the truth, you're not gonna let me have some of that, so can I say ten thousand years old? Ten billion! Older than the earth itself! Older than mitochondria!

[goatsongs]

[His standards for drinking buddies might be lower than you think, Haruka, but that works too.]

If you're that old, obviously you can handle a drink. C'mere, I'l pour you some.

[mopocalypse]

[Haruka grins and sits down.] Y'know, what is the legal drinking age here, anyway? How would you enforce it? Half the population got kidnapped from other worlds or something. I doubt all IDs are the same.

[goatsongs]

Don't know, don't really care. There's nothing wrong with having some beer in your own home.

[Which this is, temporarily.

Chuuya pours her a decent-sized amount of beer, then lifts his own cup.] Cheers.

[mopocalypse]

Whoo! [Haruka raises her own glass, takes a sip, and coughs.] Why does it taste like that, anyway? You'd think they'd make this stuff taste good, since everyone loves it.

[goatsongs]

[Chuuya's drinks considerably more than a sip.]

It's an 'acquired taste'. But this is cheap stuff anyway, so it tastes like shit even to me.

[mopocalypse]

Is it, like, American or something? I guess this place has different countries anyway, so probably whatever the closest thing is.

[goatsongs]

[He reads off the label.]

Keystone... yep, the worst of the worst. Better than nothing, though.

Kurata Sayuri | Kanon

[sayurisays]

[Also good with anything. Calm, unflappable heiress who likes cute things, but a little too perfect...]

Kara Zor-El/Supergirl | DC Super Hero Girls

[maidofmistakes]

[Probably better for jamjars, but her canon does have shared suites! Immigrant from a blown-up planet, the World's Most Powerful Teenager can't stop tripping over her shoelaces.]