Generic Murdergame Mingle

[misheard]

Basically this is for the PSL That Never Was, where a bunch of characters got thrown into a Generic Murdergame but we only felt like doing some random threads and not committing to a whole murdergame.

Post with the character you're putting into the hypothetical Generic Murdergame. Include as much or as little detail about them as you want - title, profile, typical habits, whether they were spared by the RNG or not, etc.

Then tag other people with whatever threads you feel like doing.

Comments

[iblewit]

[You're lucky that Joel really despises puns, Doofenshmirtz, because even he is slightly tempted to make one.]

Joel is just fine, Dr. Doofenshmirtz. [Whether he's joking or does not get the irony is impossible to tell.] Any luck with that machine over there?

[Judging by the smile on his face he already knows the answer to that.]

[big_laundry]

[Doof throws the gloves away with contempt, contempt he says!]

No. It should be called a Bad Luck Machine...which in this whole despair theme, would make a lot of sense...but it still grates my gears!

[iblewit]

I'll have to agree with that name, actually. I just used it the other day and got Monster a Go-Go and let me tell you, that in itself almost sent me into despair.

[He is so glad they don't have a VHS player here so that no one will be forced to watch it. At least for the time being.]

[big_laundry]

Just a movie?

You know...that gives me an idea. What if a prize machine, but it gives you bad prizes? The Badprizinator! It'll make people so upset they'll have to buy Doofenshmirtz merchandise and I'll take over the Tristate Area!