Generic Murdergame Mingle

[misheard]

Basically this is for the PSL That Never Was, where a bunch of characters got thrown into a Generic Murdergame but we only felt like doing some random threads and not committing to a whole murdergame.

Post with the character you're putting into the hypothetical Generic Murdergame. Include as much or as little detail about them as you want - title, profile, typical habits, whether they were spared by the RNG or not, etc.

Then tag other people with whatever threads you feel like doing.

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[big_laundry]

[As it turns out, Doofenshmirtz happened to be around the regain machine. Once again he was hoping it wouldn't spit out the item it always does. But as usual he got the same: oversized hand props.]

You know, if this machine wanted to be ironic about the whole gifts thing, it wouldn't overdo it. Twice is surprising, maybe three times, but five is right out!

...oh hello, Joel Robinson.

[iblewit]

[You're lucky that Joel really despises puns, Doofenshmirtz, because even he is slightly tempted to make one.]

Joel is just fine, Dr. Doofenshmirtz. [Whether he's joking or does not get the irony is impossible to tell.] Any luck with that machine over there?

[Judging by the smile on his face he already knows the answer to that.]

[big_laundry]

[Doof throws the gloves away with contempt, contempt he says!]

No. It should be called a Bad Luck Machine...which in this whole despair theme, would make a lot of sense...but it still grates my gears!

[iblewit]

I'll have to agree with that name, actually. I just used it the other day and got Monster a Go-Go and let me tell you, that in itself almost sent me into despair.

[He is so glad they don't have a VHS player here so that no one will be forced to watch it. At least for the time being.]

[big_laundry]

Just a movie?

You know...that gives me an idea. What if a prize machine, but it gives you bad prizes? The Badprizinator! It'll make people so upset they'll have to buy Doofenshmirtz merchandise and I'll take over the Tristate Area!