TFLN meme hit captcha but I'd already picked out the texts

[morewithhoney]

1) Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a Brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)

2) Who are you and why are you in my phone as Dr. Seuss?

3) I think I just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy I am to be wearing shorts.

4) I kept drunkenly begging people I met to be in my Facebook mafia.

5) [text him]

Comments

he doesn't get that reference

[morewithhoney]

Frogs are pretty neat though! You can count frogs' bones like the rings of a tree to find out their age. Also I might be a little drunk right now.

*Mi piacciono i pantaloncini corti! Sono molto comodi!

[trollcall]

YYYYEAH IM NO EXPERT BUT
IM GUESSING ITS MORE THAN A LITTLE
I MEAN DO THEY GET A NEW BONE EACH YEAR OR WHAT
HOW OLD CAN FROGS BE ANYWAY
IS IT LIKE TURTLES CAN THEY BE 1000 YEARS OLD AND HAVE 1000 BONES

ALSO NEW PHONE WHO DIS

I have learned things

[morewithhoney]

I think 40? Could be wrong. It's Doppio.

this is why you keep me around isn't it

[trollcall]

OK ITS KIND OF DISTURBING THAT U KNOW SO MANY THINGS ABOUT FROGS OFF THE TOP OF UR HEAD
NGL

WHATS A DOPPIO

can't deny it

[morewithhoney]

[He said he could be wrong.]

My name.

[trollcall]

[ Look, even the fact that he could come up with an estimate is questionable. ]

THATS DUMB

[morewithhoney]

Well what's yours?

1/2

[trollcall]

NANA

2/2

[trollcall]

NANA URBUSINESS!!!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOL

[morewithhoney]

Wow, how clever. I've totally been humiliated by somebody over texting. Don't you have anything better to do?

[trollcall]

OH COME ON THAT WAS FUNNY
BUT FIIIIINE MR. BUZZKILL MY NAMES MERU
(MS. BUZZKILL? A/S/L?)
ALSO NAH THIS IS KINDA WHAT I DO 4 FUN ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
DONT U HAVE ANYTHING BETTER 2 DO THAN TEXTING RANDOM GIRLS LIKE A CREEP
?