[ Today, the young incubus will find a rather small (not too small, she's 160cm) girl holding a Playstation Vita in her hands, snoring while standing. She seems to be mumbling quite softly as she speaks, too. ]
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[ A pause. ]
No, that's wrong... You press square to damage your opponent and circle to raise the amount of damage you do...
[ You probably should wake her up, since her sleeptalking probably isn't going to stop anytime soon. ]
[ At the slightest sign of being poked, the small girl seems to slowly wake up, eyelids fluttering open as she attempts to stifle a yawn. Not that it actually works of course. ]
... Morning.
[ Is it morning? Probably not, given how much time she's slept as she rubs the bleariness out of her eyes, trying to wake herself up. Oh, this is a new face. ]
Is it? [ She hadn't realized at all in the slightest. Then again, all she's been doing lately is playing video games... and dreaming about playing video games... ]
I didn't think I would have slept that long. Sorry.
[That sure is one hella angry Devil ("Devil Deliquent" but that's a moutful) stomping up to him right now...even if they don't go to the same schools.]
Satanick. He's been causing all kinds of havoc outside of his territory, and as you're the leader of the Public Morals Committee at that school, you're supposed to be keeping him under control! Yet, right now, he's doing as he pleases! Why aren't you handling this better?!
[It doesn't even have to go anywhere - in fact, there's startlingly little sexual energy coming from this guy right here. Oh, sure, everything's perfectly fine physically, but there's a sort of "automatic reluctance", or something that might sense that way. Surely whichever demon has stumbled on him - a portal gone wrong, perhaps? - is old enough to recognize the effects of trauma, specifically, it can't be anything new to them. Unless it's a certain younger one, of course.
In any case, a dark purple and black vortex in the middle of nowhere spells bad news to Enoch, no matter what, and he's tense, fists raised as he eyes the portal warily. The portals to The Darkness were more black than they ever were purple, but that doesn't mean he's letting his guard down around this one.
Please tell him, whoever you are, that you don't eat human souls.]
[Mirari's not good with portals in general. She's experienced enough not to just fall on her butt when leaving them, but she really should stick her head out to make sure she's in the right place before she leaves them completely.
In this case, though, she just steps right through, then stops.]
Hmm, I don't think this was the right - whoa, don't punch me!!
[He can't hurt someone asking him not to attack, not when he doesn't have to do it anyway (and even with Armaros, he waited for him to fight on equal terms, armored, rather than attack him in ordinary clothes).
He lowers his fists and straightens up warily, eyeing the newcomer. She appeared out of a sinister portal, has horns and pointed ears, and that might be a spade-tipped tail behind her like the ones attached to the Fallen Angels, albeit higher up.
And yet, one of her horns is decorated with a ribbon, she's not threatening in the slightest...she doesn't even seem to have a weapon to fight with - and there's no concealing anything in that strange outfit. He's never seen anything like it before.]
Ah...forgive me, I thought you might be one of Belial's minions...
[Cultural festivals were always full of energy, and Tsukumihara Academy's was no exception. Packed to the brim with people, especially curious ones coming from some other school or country and filled with fun events, it was nice to see the academy so lovely and bright.
...not that Three cared, despite it being mandatory for the students to participate. She really, really didn't want to, but alas, being part of the Student Council has its downfalls...!
Hence, it's how she's found herself working at the bunny-themed maid cafe, of all things.]
Hello...feel free to sit somewhere.
[She points at the tables over because fuck pretending to be a maid, that's too much effort!]
What was this girl doing here? She didn't look armed. If couldn't recognize her either and she liked to think she'd recognize all the girls her age. Was she perhaps from another human community?
Those were quite rare here...for all she knew, her own could be the last bastion of humanity in the Pitch World.
"What are you doing way out here...? Someone like you shouldn't be in this area. Mogekos are rampant here." If you are a hypocrite.
"I noticed." Kind of hard to ignore the Mogekos that were after her all this time. "I was kidnapped by Mogekos, that's how I ended up here. I just want to go home."
Yonaka paused. "Are you - another human?" She looked human, but you never could tell, really.
Kidnapped? Well, that wasn't hard to believe in the slightest. Those nasty little things would do just about anything for girls their age.
"I'm human," she reassured, taking on a gentler tone. Who knew what this poor girl must have been through, "why don't you come with me to my home. We can figure out from there how to get you back to your own community. It's nice to know there are still other humans alive out there."
[Haruka's got a veil made out of half a tablecloth (Yonaka gets the other half), a bleach-ruined pink dress because it's the closest to white she could find, some slightly ragged flowers tied together with a chain link of bread ties, and a good supply of suggestive comments in storage if the subject of whether she went bridal lingerie shopping ever comes up. Her dumpster diving adventures also yielded her a large box that got them into the back room of the aquarium, and they've managed to wait until after hours to get out of it, but whether they can get in in front of a fish tank and perform this mess of a made-up ceremony whilst hiding from security guards is another thing entirely.]
[Yonaka has an actually white dress with only one mustard stain on it, the other tablecloth veil, some equally non-fresh flowers, and a big smile on her face.]
Ehe. [She checks to see that the camera has indeed moved to look at the wall -- messing with the security cameras was the first order of things -- and creeps over to a large tank with some big, melty-faced fish.]
Okay, so I'm gonna assume that it's kind of like the fish are giving the ceremony, like the judge or something? But fish don't talk, so also we have to do it. That make sense?
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you know what let's go with akki
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[ A pause. ]
No, that's wrong... You press square to damage your opponent and circle to raise the amount of damage you do...
[ You probably should wake her up, since her sleeptalking probably isn't going to stop anytime soon. ]
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[...Poke. Poke poke poke.]
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... Morning.
[ Is it morning? Probably not, given how much time she's slept as she rubs the bleariness out of her eyes, trying to wake herself up. Oh, this is a new face. ]
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[Is this the story humans call 'Sleeping Beauty'? Wait, that doesn't end with the prince poking the princess in the shoulder.]
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I didn't think I would have slept that long. Sorry.
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High School AU and Fumus, sure why not
[That sure is one hella angry Devil ("Devil Deliquent" but that's a moutful) stomping up to him right now...even if they don't go to the same schools.]
We need to talk.
an AU where Fumus doesn't smoke but wishes he did
About what?
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[Just for a moment, he makes a face.]
Satanick. He's been causing all kinds of havoc outside of his territory, and as you're the leader of the Public Morals Committee at that school, you're supposed to be keeping him under control! Yet, right now, he's doing as he pleases! Why aren't you handling this better?!
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How, exactly, should I do that?
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Now in a place that's easier for you to deal with, any of your Cute Demon Crashers please!
In any case, a dark purple and black vortex in the middle of nowhere spells bad news to Enoch, no matter what, and he's tense, fists raised as he eyes the portal warily. The portals to The Darkness were more black than they ever were purple, but that doesn't mean he's letting his guard down around this one.
Please tell him, whoever you are, that you don't eat human souls.]
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In this case, though, she just steps right through, then stops.]
Hmm, I don't think this was the right - whoa, don't punch me!!
[Can you hurt this face.]
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He lowers his fists and straightens up warily, eyeing the newcomer. She appeared out of a sinister portal, has horns and pointed ears, and that might be a spade-tipped tail behind her like the ones attached to the Fallen Angels, albeit higher up.
And yet, one of her horns is decorated with a ribbon, she's not threatening in the slightest...she doesn't even seem to have a weapon to fight with - and there's no concealing anything in that strange outfit. He's never seen anything like it before.]
Ah...forgive me, I thought you might be one of Belial's minions...
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[She turns to look at her portal - probably going to stick around for a while. It'd be irresponsible to just leave it here...]
So, um, can you tell me where I am?
eh, why not. Feel like an informal setting test drive?
sure thing!
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Fate AUUUU, and whichever Satanick is fine!
...not that Three cared, despite it being mandatory for the students to participate. She really, really didn't want to, but alas, being part of the Student Council has its downfalls...!
Hence, it's how she's found herself working at the bunny-themed maid cafe, of all things.]
Hello...feel free to sit somewhere.
[She points at the tables over because fuck pretending to be a maid, that's too much effort!]
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That's not how a maid should talk to her master, you know~~~~
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I don't care, Sa- Master.
[Despite that minor twinge of annoyance, she does lead him to a seat and hand- or well, drop a menu on the table.]
You want anything or what?
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[Please roll your eyes at that overplayed joke.]
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Yonakaaaa
Those were quite rare here...for all she knew, her own could be the last bastion of humanity in the Pitch World.
"What are you doing way out here...? Someone like you shouldn't be in this area. Mogekos are rampant here." If you are a hypocrite.
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Yonaka paused. "Are you - another human?" She looked human, but you never could tell, really.
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"I'm human," she reassured, taking on a gentler tone. Who knew what this poor girl must have been through, "why don't you come with me to my home. We can figure out from there how to get you back to your own community. It's nice to know there are still other humans alive out there."
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Could anyone be as bad as the Mogekos?
"...Okay. What's your name?"
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let's get fish married, yonacchi
Yahaha. Might be fun, right?
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It's worth a try.
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Okay, so I'm gonna assume that it's kind of like the fish are giving the ceremony, like the judge or something? But fish don't talk, so also we have to do it. That make sense?
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Works for me. Do you want to do it in Japanese or all 'glub glub, glub glub'?
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