...I guess so. Is that why you skipped half of it? I guess it's pretty hard to remember all that stuff anyway, yahaha.
So, uh. As the fish were saying... Before you-slash-we declare our vows today, I-as-that-funny-looking-fish-staring-at-us would like you-slash-us to confirm that it is our true intent to be made-up fish married. Your. Our. Whichever.
Kurai Yonaka, do you come here freely and without reservation to risk capture by security guards and/or banishment from the aquarium and be bound to Saigusa Haruka in fish marriage? ...I think that's good?
I do. Saigusa Haruka, do you come here freely and without reservation to risk getting yelled at by security guards and never getting to see the fish - uh, us - swim around here again?
Um, I forget a lot of mine, but I think they went something like 'I want to stay with you forever and find us a place of our own together where we can both be happy, and I'm not leaving you now or ever'. Something like that.
I think we trade bouquets, since we're both girls and we each have one. I know they're kinda beat up from the dumpster, but.
[She pulls back and offers her bouquet.]
Then it's vows. [cough] I, Saigusa Haruka, take Kurai Yonaka to be my in-no-way-lawfully wedded fish wife. I will stay with you even when things suck, which is a lot of the time, but at least now we have some furniture we got to before the garbage truck did. I will give you happiness, loyalty, and love... uh, I really mean it and I mean it forever!
[Is her face getting red? This is just a fun thing, right?]
[Yonaka switches bouquets with her. She's blushing a little, too.]
I, Kurai Yonaka, take Saigusa Haruka to be my completely illegally wedded fish wife. I will love you in sickness, in health, and in all kinds of ridiculous shenanigans. I will stay with you forever and ever, amen, you may now kiss the bride?
[WELL THEN it's... okay for a couple of very nervous dorks holding bouquets in front of some really weird-looking fish. When Haruka pulls away, her face is completely red and she looks to the side.]
Uh. Well. That's, I... C-come on, Yonacchi, we should make our great escape now before the guy comes back!
[Out of the aquarium's back door and running down the alley!]
Want to crash the first party we find to do all the reception things? At least the bouquet toss. Cutting the cake can be substituted with distracting them and running off with their food.
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So, uh. As the fish were saying... Before you-slash-we declare our vows today, I-as-that-funny-looking-fish-staring-at-us would like you-slash-us to confirm that it is our true intent to be made-up fish married. Your. Our. Whichever.
Kurai Yonaka, do you come here freely and without reservation to risk capture by security guards and/or banishment from the aquarium and be bound to Saigusa Haruka in fish marriage? ...I think that's good?
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So, uh, now we have to do our own vows... Did you write vows? I think I forgot mine.
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[Haruka tears up, lets go of Yonaka's hand, and clings to her.]
I want all that too, Yonacchiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
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I promise. I'll stay with you, no matter how bad things get.
...What part comes after this?
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I think we trade bouquets, since we're both girls and we each have one. I know they're kinda beat up from the dumpster, but.
[She pulls back and offers her bouquet.]
Then it's vows. [cough] I, Saigusa Haruka, take Kurai Yonaka to be my in-no-way-lawfully wedded fish wife. I will stay with you even when things suck, which is a lot of the time, but at least now we have some furniture we got to before the garbage truck did. I will give you happiness, loyalty, and love... uh, I really mean it and I mean it forever!
[Is her face getting red? This is just a fun thing, right?]
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I, Kurai Yonaka, take Saigusa Haruka to be my completely illegally wedded fish wife. I will love you in sickness, in health, and in all kinds of ridiculous shenanigans. I will stay with you forever and ever, amen, you may now kiss the bride?
[...uh. UH.]
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[Uh. She didn't think this through. Takes a deep breath and, uh, I guess this is what we're doing.]
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Uh. Well. That's, I... C-come on, Yonacchi, we should make our great escape now before the guy comes back!
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[Time to get the heck out of here before they're caught and maybe not talk about what just happened.]
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I think we forgot the rings and the candle! Do we have one at the house?
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[Out of the aquarium's back door and running down the alley!]
Want to crash the first party we find to do all the reception things? At least the bouquet toss. Cutting the cake can be substituted with distracting them and running off with their food.
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Sounds good to me! Those people will be so confused.
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...I guess we could've signed the aquarium's guestbook.
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[there will be so much fridge-raiding]
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