IC INBOX MEME

[misheard]

How this works:
-Every comment thread will be a different character's inbox. (Email, texting, whatever works.)
-Leave them a message.
-???
-Profit.

Comments

Satanick | The Gray Garden

[diabolarchy]

[Why would you text him. Love yourself.]

[dollphilia]

[A) Because why not
B) Because she can
and C) She doesn't care]

I'm taking away your reward for today. The results of the battle was absolutely abysmal.

[diabolarchy]

But Master! The enemy was just too strong! Please reconsider!!

[dollphilia]

No. Either you shape up, or I will set up a severe punishment for you.

[diabolarchy]

How severe?

[dollphilia]

You don't need to use your dick all day, correct? So, I'll just cut it off.

[diabolarchy]

I hate you, Master.

[dollphilia]

And yet, you don't really mean it, hm?

[diabolarchy]

It's hard not to when you're talking about castration.

[dollphilia]

...Alright. I suppose that might be too harsh just for losing a battle, so I'll change it.

Instead, you'll have to wear two cock rings and endure it for an entire week.

[diabolarchy]

...I could probably survive that.

[It's at least an improvement!]

[dollphilia]

And you'll have to wear a vibrator on your tip as well.

[diabolarchy]

Still better than cutting it off.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Stop messaging me.

[diabolarchy]

Don't wanna!

[whitehairedprettyboy]

I don't know which I'm less fond of: the inane details of your daily life or the incessant suggestions of sex acts you'd like us to perform.

[ They're both terrible. ]

[diabolarchy]

Does it matter if I add cute emotes to them? Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ

[whitehairedprettyboy]

I can think of no conceivable universe in which that would be any help whatsoever.

[diabolarchy]

You have such a small imagination. Plus you're no fun.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

I have a perfectly normal-sized imagination, thank you. I just prefer to employ it on things that aren't abysmally stupid.

If I'm "no fun", I strongly suggest you turn your attentions to someone who is. And leave me alone.

[diabolarchy]

Nope! ♥(✿ฺ´∀`✿ฺ)ﾉ

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ If Valmont were willing to degrade himself by using emoticons, this response would consist of nothing but :||||||||||. As it is: ]

If you insist on messaging me, you might at least make yourself useful and give me some advance notice when you're going to show up. My employees have taken to giving me an almost comically wide berth, and frankly, it's getting tiresome.

[diabolarchy]

Is this because I hit on them? It's because of that, isn't it.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

I don't know why you feel you have to ask that question.

[diabolarchy]

Some people don't mind me hitting on them, you know.