IC INBOX MEME

[misheard]

How this works:
-Every comment thread will be a different character's inbox. (Email, texting, whatever works.)
-Leave them a message.
-???
-Profit.

Comments

[diabolarchy]

Of course! I have a wide circle of friends.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

I would be highly surprised if you had a wide circle even of people who tolerated your presence for very long.

[diabolarchy]

That's because you're close-minded and unimaginative.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

No, it's because you're completely insufferable!

[diabolarchy]

That's just a bonus!

[whitehairedprettyboy]

That is not a compliment.

[diabolarchy]

Oh, it wasn't? You need to be more clear about these things.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Somehow I have the feeling that even if I were to call you the most loathsome, degenerate, morally bankrupt pervert ever to walk the earth - all of which is true, incidentally - you would find some way to take it as a compliment.

[diabolarchy]

You're completely correct about that. See, you know me so well.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ No response, mostly because Valmont has just thrown his phone at the wall and it takes a while to figure out how to put it back together. ]

[diabolarchy]

[Causing property damage is even more fun indirectly.]