[And he just gets a flat look back.] Then where the hell does this 'sordid affairs' stuff come from? In case you can't tell Haldir, I have a lot of trouble with, y'know, physical contact. Heck, the fact that I hugged you before without flinching was a huge step for me.
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Did he seriously just accuse her of being behind his random snuggling. The surprise quickly turns into a rather offended pout.]
Wha- No! The hell, Haldir, why would I make you do... t-this?!
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[ He asks with an incredulous glance. ]
I barely know anything about you or your sordid affairs.
[ And right after all that, Haldir pounces on her again and keeps snuggling. ]
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'S-sordid affairs'?! Have you been drinking, Haldir?
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[ He pushes away from her and glares at April. ]
Just because Legolas managed to taint every beverage I had at the banquet with alcohol, doesn't mean I'm the town drunk.
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However that doesn't excuse you from being as impishly mischievous as that "Elfling" I mentioned earlier.
[ Snug, snug, snug~!]
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Huh- I-I'm not 'impishly mischievous'!
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So says you. I'm incline to disagree.
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How am I 'impishly mischievous'?
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[ He glares at her. ]
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Oh yeah, that... Um, I'm sorry and I promise to never do it again.