ryslig museboxing post

[abnormalizes]

[A: arrival]
[So the new people. There are new humans, as always. This month you can find them crawling out of the sea, coughing water out of their lungs.

Evangeline is drenched when she gets to shore, like everyone else, her suit clearly not meant for swimming. As soon as she spots you and your obviously nonhuman features, though, her entire face lights up.]

Well hello, gorgeous. I must have died and went to Heaven.

[B: network]
username: evangeline
So where do you recommend for the local cuisine? I tried Cafe Guro but honestly I think they were trying to market ordinary meat as the gourmet stuff. And the staff gave me weird looks.

[C: idk]
[she's having a great time.]

Comments

[epitaffio]

[Are they even-- How can they POSSIBLY be talking about the same thing.]

What, do monsters in your place have to buy food too?!

[abnormalizes]

No, most monsters I know either don't eat or get their food, uh, fresh. It's humans that pay out the nose for gourmet meat.

[epitaffio]

Then why the hell do you think you're gonna have to buy it?!

[abnormalizes]

Because there's not enough monsters at home to have stuff like restaurants and things for them? If everybody here eats human then obviously people are going to be selling it.

[epitaffio]

Monsters hunt and kill people! What the hell are you talking about?!

[He doesn't mean to raise his voice or anything. This conversation is just turning frustrating in a way he did not anticipate when it began with flirting.]

[abnormalizes]

Oh.

Well, that just seems like this place's problem? There's a reason people stopped having everybody hunt or grow their own food ages ago. Someone should open a grocery store.

[epitaffio]

[Doppio opens his mouth.

Then he gets louder.]

Are you fucking with me right now?!

[abnormalizes]

Of course I'm serious! What, you're about to tell me at home you raised your own cows and chickens and stuff?? Who wouldn't be bothered by going back to some kind of hunter-gatherer society!

[epitaffio]

You're gonna turn into a man-eating monster!! Are you listening to a fucking word I'm saying?!

[HE FEELS LIKE HE'S GOING INSANE???]

[abnormalizes]

Don't yell at me, I can hear you just fine!

Ugh. Do humans not eat other humans where you're from, because you're acting like this is a big deal?

[epitaffio]

NO???????

[It is probably very obvious, at this point, that Doppio has incredibly sharp teeth for a cute little deer guy. Simply something to note for the record.]

[abnormalizes]

[Hot... wait, no, don't get distracted.]

Oh. They totally do where I'm from. I mean, I don't eat it because it's way out of my budget, but it's not, like, weird?

[epitaffio]

...

[He is SO not equipped to deal with this. Would ANYONE be equipped to deal with this???]

[abnormalizes]

...You're kind of making a weird face.

[epitaffio]

I'm-- YOU'RE weird! [He's throwing his hands in the air now. Yes, his retort makes no sense. NONE of this conversation has made sense to him, so he thinks he might just deserve some leeway.]

Whatever! You'll probably do just fine in this hellhole!

[abnormalizes]

Thanks, I think...?

[That was. Kind of like well-wishes, maybe?]