ryslig museboxing post

[abnormalizes]

[A: arrival]
[So the new people. There are new humans, as always. This month you can find them crawling out of the sea, coughing water out of their lungs.

Evangeline is drenched when she gets to shore, like everyone else, her suit clearly not meant for swimming. As soon as she spots you and your obviously nonhuman features, though, her entire face lights up.]

Well hello, gorgeous. I must have died and went to Heaven.

[B: network]
username: evangeline
So where do you recommend for the local cuisine? I tried Cafe Guro but honestly I think they were trying to market ordinary meat as the gourmet stuff. And the staff gave me weird looks.

[C: idk]
[she's having a great time.]

Comments

[epitaffio]

You're gonna turn into a man-eating monster!! Are you listening to a fucking word I'm saying?!

[HE FEELS LIKE HE'S GOING INSANE???]

[abnormalizes]

Don't yell at me, I can hear you just fine!

Ugh. Do humans not eat other humans where you're from, because you're acting like this is a big deal?

[epitaffio]

NO???????

[It is probably very obvious, at this point, that Doppio has incredibly sharp teeth for a cute little deer guy. Simply something to note for the record.]

[abnormalizes]

[Hot... wait, no, don't get distracted.]

Oh. They totally do where I'm from. I mean, I don't eat it because it's way out of my budget, but it's not, like, weird?

[epitaffio]

...

[He is SO not equipped to deal with this. Would ANYONE be equipped to deal with this???]

[abnormalizes]

...You're kind of making a weird face.

[epitaffio]

I'm-- YOU'RE weird! [He's throwing his hands in the air now. Yes, his retort makes no sense. NONE of this conversation has made sense to him, so he thinks he might just deserve some leeway.]

Whatever! You'll probably do just fine in this hellhole!

[abnormalizes]

Thanks, I think...?

[That was. Kind of like well-wishes, maybe?]