OC voicetesting.

[accidentallich]

[A: the internet]

[The internet is a wonderful thing. It lets Gershom interact with other people without having to be covered head to toe, always fearful that he might have to flee this town just like all the others before.

Like anyone who exists on the internet, especially anyone who exists on the internet 24/7, he has a Twitter.]

What is happening on Twitter? I've been reading the Mishnah all morning, can someone explain the drama to me?

[With appropriate cat gif.]

[B: the apartment... door]
[Whatever reason you have to be outside Gershom's apartment door - selling Girl Scout cookies? Canvassing? One of his neighbors was murdered and you're a police detective who wants details? - it's definitely locked.]

Who is it? Erm, I can't answer the door, I'm very sick.

[He doesn't sound sick, but then again, a door between you and him muffles things somewhat.]

[C: the apartment]
[As one of the few people Gershom knows who knows about the lich thing, you're allowed inside. Gershom is in his cat pajamas, wringing his skeletal hands together.]

I would've changed clothes but my nice outfit has a honey stain on it - um, can I get you something? Books? Some music to put on? ...Books?

[D: wildcard]
[I don't know what I'm doing, if you know what you're doing then fuck you.]

Comments

[hattersgonnahat]

Well....

I was just looking for something and wanted to ask if anyone else had seen it.

[accidentallich]

I probably haven't. I don't get out so much...

[hattersgonnahat]

You probably don't really need to. It glows really bright!

[accidentallich]

I'm sure I'd remember if I'd seen something like that, but I haven't.

[hattersgonnahat]

...Oh.

[She sounds sad.]

I'll keep looking then.

[accidentallich]

[Sad child, oh no... But he keeps his blinds drawn 24/7, there's no way he'd have seen whatever it was even if it landed right outside his door.]

I'm very sorry.

[hattersgonnahat]

[You made the child sad. This is your fault.]

Do you know anyone that might know?

[accidentallich]

You could ask the neighbors? I think I have neighbors...

[hattersgonnahat]

...Maybe. I tried a lot of other doors but no one seems to be around.

[accidentallich]

That's strange... I usually hear them through the walls in the day, but now that you mention it, things have been quiet...

[hattersgonnahat]

Do they usually go somewhere?

[accidentallich]

Nu, more often than I do for certain. Maybe it's a holiday?

[hattersgonnahat]

A holiday where everyone is gone?

[....That is sort of possible, perhaps. What's maybe more concerning is that he didn't even know if there was a holiday today or not.]

[accidentallich]

[it's fine, gershom just doesn't keep very good track of days. or months. or seasons.]

They could be on vacation...?