the jaeger + drorit psl of our dreams

[rightguard]

don't need to deal with characters not being appable if it's museboxing

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[scythegun]

It's very bizarre, ja? I don't have any children, and I certainly don't have any plans on having any!

[For many reasons, but mostly because look at how that turned out in his past life. Goddamn.]

[rightguard]

Proooobably shouldn't adopt any kids anytime soon. Or at least look at child labor laws?

[Do those go up to sixteen... There's got to be something unethical about using your kids as bodyguards, anyway.]

[scythegun]

[It gets him to laugh, anyway.]

I have no plans on repeating any of my past life's mistakes, trust me!

[rightguard]

I'm not repeating any of mine either! ...uh, not that I know what they were.

[Having extremely sketchy people as parental figures?]

[scythegun]

[droite is perfect and a good girl and never did anything wrong ever.]

If you're ever interested, I could always tell you more about what I've remembered about your past life. Of course, I don't want to overwhelm you with all of this! As I've said, it's certainly a lot to deal with...

[rightguard]

[doubt]

Maybe later. If we get too into it I might forget to buy something!

[Also this is definitely A Lot and she needs processing time, but first: shopping.]

[scythegun]

Of course! I certainly can't risk losing a sale, ja?

[It's Fine, it's totally Fine, he can process any feelings he's having about this later, for now it's best just to act normal!!]

[rightguard]

[He will definitely have to feelings jam with Wesker about this.

Also she'll buy the glass flowers and a few other tchotchkes and then bid him goodbye. Maybe he'lll never see her again-

hahaha they're going to run into each other all the time.]