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Mini ([personal profile] misheard) wrote in [community profile] crowspace2017-02-03 01:57 pm

tag an author, any author

PICK ONE AND I'LL START A THREAD
OR JUST ASK FOR SOMEONE RANDOM


AKUTAGAWA RYUUNOSUKE
kind of an airhead, but good-natured and charming
could you stop smoking for one second though


DAZAI OSAMU
should a narcissist really be that quick to want to die

please leave Akutagawa alone


HAGIWARA SAKUTAROU
there are important things besides poetry and being moody

such as combing your hair


NAKAHARA CHUUYA
picks drunken fights with everyone

loses drunken fights with everyone


IZUMI KYOUKA
you don't have to disinfect everything

don't spray kouyou-sensei with windex either


NATSUME SOUSEKI
a gentleman with a gentlemanly mustache

having a sweet tooth is also very gentlemanly


MIYAZAWA KENJI
a cute and sincere child

maybe don't ask to see his picture books


TANIZAKI JUNICHIROU
masochist with a foot fetish

does being a great author really make up for that


NAGAI KAFUU
a romantic traveler who still keeps a diary

how much can you write about prostitutes


SHIMAZAKI TOUSON
studying and writing about everything is great and all but

no one is going to let the niece thing go


TAYAMA KATAI
if you hit on less girls people would like you more

also if you were less of a hipster


SHIGA NAOYA
manly in that he will stick by people close to him

an insensitive dickbag to everyone else


MORI OUGAI
doctor doctor, give me the news

what is someone actually responsible doing here


KITAHARA HAKUSHUU
#aesthetic

would be in the student council in a high school AU


MUROO SAISEI
self-proclaimed wild child

how many people sensitive about their height do we need


MUSHANOKOUJI SANEATSU
sheltered noble

chase your dreams! maybe learn to ride a bike!


OZAKI KOUYOU
mama bear to his disciples

the absolute pickiest eater


EDOGAWA RANPO
hates the mainstream

an eccentric entertainer, don't let him talk to you about eroguro


SATOU HARUO
a rare practical person

in a constant state of 'Dazai, why'


KOBAYASHI TAKIJI
tortured to death for communism

please hug him


YOKOMITSU RIICHI
the most serious one

"the thing I hate the most is literature"


ODA SAKUNOSUKE
really, really Osakan

cheerful and direct and pushes himself too hard


HORI TATSUO
a sweet and attentive person

canonly called "idol-esque", why wouldn't you tag him


NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI
both split personalities are cute

outside: shrinking violet, inside: FIGHT ME


MASAOKA SHIKI
carefree, cheerful, and BASEBALL

never going to get enough players for a game with these nerds


WAKAYAMA BOKUSUI
drinks more sake than anyone else

way easier to get along with than Chuuya


TAKAMURA KOUTAROU
a gentle-natured artist

is poetry/painting/wood carving a hat trick


ISHIKAWA TAKUBOKU
owes everyone money

survives by being charming and knowing where to hide


KUNIKIDA DOPPO
mood swings all over the place

straightforward and good at compliments


KOUDA ROHAN
a hard worker, especially in housework

would hate Tumblr's edgy headcanons


YOSHIKAWA EIJI
probably has a gym membership

probably can quote 50 different generals


NAKANO SHIGEHARU
seems calm, filled with angst

and passive-aggression


KIKUCHI KAN
everyone's big brother

exactly how much money have you given out, sir


MIYOSHI TATSUJI
immature and rebellious

a pure, if opinionated, boy


NIIMI NANKICHI
pranked you while you were reading this

you'll forgive him because he's so cute


TOKUDA SHUUSEI
sour and pessimistic

but still a hard, reliable worker


SAKAGUCHI ANGO
the grand delinquent

can you just clean your room instead of covering it with pesticide
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[personal profile] goodnaturedperson 2017-02-05 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[This poor child. The library isn't small by any means, so she must have gotten separated from an adult and wandered all the way here. Maybe she's scared stiff!

She's doing a good job of hiding it if she is, though.]


That's no good! Can I help you find what you're looking for?
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[personal profile] electricfeathers 2017-02-06 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ She can smell her way to Fafnir, no worries. Honestly, the ways of finding the hikikomori-fying dragon were endless. Also she's older than him, even if she is a child by dragon standards.

Also not scared stiff, as there is no need for her to be. Her head tilts, and she blinks thoughtfully up at him. He's very helpful, is he a nice magic-human? ]


Fafnir-san can manage by himself for a while.

[ Probably. As long as he focused on what he was looking for and not on the fact that he was among humans. Fafnir does not like humans. ]
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[personal profile] goodnaturedperson 2017-02-06 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's just like kids to be more worried about the adults they've gotten separated from than for themselves.]

I guess if you say so, Fafnir-san will be okay!

But there's a lot of interesting stuff in the library. Do you want me to show you anything?

[He knows the place like the back of his hand!

Well.

Not really. But he knows this level! ...Mostly!]
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[personal profile] electricfeathers 2017-02-13 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There are plenty reasons to worry about Fafnir in particular, since he's all "death to humans" and stuff. As long as no Harmony dragons show up, it'll be fine. ]

He will.

[ She tilts her head, and had her tail not been hidden, it would have twitched curiously. ]

Interesting stuff? I want to see.
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[personal profile] goodnaturedperson 2017-02-16 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! Like... what do you like to read about?

[He knows what he finds interesting, but maybe that's not the same as what a little girl would like.]
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[personal profile] electricfeathers 2017-02-18 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She has to think about that. She reads stuff, of course, but recently it's mainly been things for school, so what would she like to read about now, when it's not for school? ]

About dragons winning and humans getting destroyed.

[ Doomsday stories with bad endings (for humans) please!

Well. She is a Chaos Dragon. ]
goodnaturedperson: (oh oh oh oh)

[personal profile] goodnaturedperson 2017-02-18 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's awfully specific, and Musha has to think for a second. Stories about dragons winning... Oh!]

Have you heard the story of Kiyohime before?
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[personal profile] electricfeathers 2017-02-19 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She shakes her head. ]

No, what's that?

[ Is that a dragon that lays waste to the human world? ]
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[personal profile] goodnaturedperson 2017-02-20 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Not quite.]

I think there's a version in one of these collections of legends... [He has to do a little bit of searching through the stacks and flipping through books, but eventually he comes back with one, and hands it over to her.

It goes, more or less, like this:

The story begins when a traveling priest stops by an inn that is owned by Kiyohime’s parents. Soon after the priest and Kiyohime engage in a torrid affair. One day the priest has a change of heart and decides not to meet Kiyohime anymore. Kiyohime becomes enraged by the priest’s betrayal and follows him to the river. When Kiyohime realizes that the priest is avoiding her, she jumps into the water and turns into a snake. The priest reaches land by a small boat and runs to the temple. He hides inside a bell to avoid Kiyohime. However, Kiyohime’s sense of smell is able to detect the priest inside the bell. She clangs the bell several times to push the priest out of the bell. When the priest doesn’t come out, she lets out a great torrent of fire that burns the bell and kills the priest.]
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[personal profile] electricfeathers 2017-02-20 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She silently accepts the book, and turns her gaze to the pages.

There's a little "ooh" when she comes to the part where Kiyohime turns into a snake. There's another one when the priest can't hide from her.

And for a child with a pretty blank face, when Kiyohime burns the priest to death, her eyes sparkles.

She doesn't notice that, while she reads, her tail pops out from under her skirts, happily flicking back and forth. She may be around a hundred years but that makes her a child and still not very strong in comparison to other dragons. ]


Wicked.

[ Wicked as in cool. ]
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[personal profile] goodnaturedperson 2017-03-04 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Musha's intimately familiar with the way someone's eyes sparkle when they're enjoying what they're reading.

...he's less familiar with tails wagging.]


I'm glad you liked it! But, um, your tail's showing.

[She probably wants to be informed of that.]
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[personal profile] electricfeathers 2017-04-04 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She jumps, drops the book, catches it, and then yanks her skirt back over her tail to cover it.

Then, one hand holding down the skirt to stop the tail from showing again and the other grasping the book, which she uses to hide the lower half of her face with, she glances up at him. ]


...um...don't tell...

[ As she is a chaos dragon, she could just kill him and that way the secret could be preserved but Kobayashi would be disappointed if she found out. ]
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[personal profile] goodnaturedperson 2017-04-05 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I understand! It's a secret, no telling.

[He holds a finger to his lips to make a 'shhhh' sound. He'll be very careful!]

Do you want to know a secret of mine too? That way it's fair.
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[personal profile] electricfeathers 2017-05-06 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Un, thank you.

[ She nods, pressing a finger to her own lips. And then nods again, once her fingers once again are curled around fabric in her skirt. ]

Yes.
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[personal profile] goodnaturedperson 2017-05-06 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm actually the spirit of a book. I used to be a normal human, way way way long ago.

[...Though maybe not that long to a dragon. It's long for him.]
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[personal profile] electricfeathers 2017-05-07 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She looks at him in scrutinizing silence, sniffs the air, and cants her head to the side thoughtfully. ]

So that's why you don't smell like a human.

[ She can feel magic buzzing through the air. ]
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[personal profile] goodnaturedperson 2017-05-08 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
I thought I smelled like a normal human. Unless-

[Horrified gasp!]

Did I forget to take a shower today?

[...Musha. Musha no.]
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[personal profile] electricfeathers 2017-05-08 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ????? ]

Humans have bad noses. Dragons have good noses.
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[personal profile] goodnaturedperson 2017-05-08 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
That makes sense.

[And probably doesn't mean he has bad hygiene. But to make sure-]

Do I smell bad?
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[personal profile] electricfeathers 2017-05-12 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Her head tilts, and she looks up at him. She doesn’t understand what he’s so worried about. ]

You smell like magic and tomes.

[ Oh! ]

Have you not been licked clean properly?
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[personal profile] goodnaturedperson 2017-05-13 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
I shower everyday! Like humans do!

[He is very good at taking care of himself, thank you! Also do dragons lick each other clean, that seems weird when they're shaped like normal people.]
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[personal profile] electricfeathers 2017-05-17 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Showers are nice on the roof, baths are nice too.

[ Human showers not as much. But the best it the rooftop showers, if they can’t lick each other clean. They do that when they’re in dragon shape, human form always feels a little wrong. ]
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[personal profile] goodnaturedperson 2017-05-17 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't that a little dangerous, showering on the roof? What if people see you?

[Don't get watched by lolicons...]
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[personal profile] electricfeathers 2017-05-20 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
There are a lot of floors on our house.

[ And they’re in dragon form then. Rather than lolicons, people will think they’re crazy or drunk. ]
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[personal profile] goodnaturedperson 2017-05-20 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay... But, if people start watching you, then you should really let them have it for being perverts!

[Don't hold back! ...maybe hold back a little, don't burn their faces off.]

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