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AKUTAGAWA RYUUNOSUKE kind of an airhead, but good-natured and charming could you stop smoking for one second though	DAZAI OSAMU should a narcissist really be that quick to want to die please leave Akutagawa alone	HAGIWARA SAKUTAROU there are important things besides poetry and being moody such as combing your hair
NAKAHARA CHUUYA picks drunken fights with everyone loses drunken fights with everyone	IZUMI KYOUKA you don't have to disinfect everything don't spray kouyou-sensei with windex either	NATSUME SOUSEKI a gentleman with a gentlemanly mustache having a sweet tooth is also very gentlemanly
MIYAZAWA KENJI a cute and sincere child maybe don't ask to see his picture books	TANIZAKI JUNICHIROU masochist with a foot fetish does being a great author really make up for that	NAGAI KAFUU a romantic traveler who still keeps a diary how much can you write about prostitutes
SHIMAZAKI TOUSON studying and writing about everything is great and all but no one is going to let the niece thing go	TAYAMA KATAI if you hit on less girls people would like you more also if you were less of a hipster	SHIGA NAOYA manly in that he will stick by people close to him an insensitive dickbag to everyone else
MORI OUGAI doctor doctor, give me the news what is someone actually responsible doing here	KITAHARA HAKUSHUU #aesthetic would be in the student council in a high school AU	MUROO SAISEI self-proclaimed wild child how many people sensitive about their height do we need
MUSHANOKOUJI SANEATSU sheltered noble chase your dreams! maybe learn to ride a bike!	OZAKI KOUYOU mama bear to his disciples the absolute pickiest eater	EDOGAWA RANPO hates the mainstream an eccentric entertainer, don't let him talk to you about eroguro
SATOU HARUO a rare practical person in a constant state of 'Dazai, why'	KOBAYASHI TAKIJI tortured to death for communism please hug him	YOKOMITSU RIICHI the most serious one "the thing I hate the most is literature"
ODA SAKUNOSUKE really, really Osakan cheerful and direct and pushes himself too hard	HORI TATSUO a sweet and attentive person canonly called "idol-esque", why wouldn't you tag him	NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI both split personalities are cute outside: shrinking violet, inside: FIGHT ME
MASAOKA SHIKI carefree, cheerful, and BASEBALL never going to get enough players for a game with these nerds	WAKAYAMA BOKUSUI drinks more sake than anyone else way easier to get along with than Chuuya	TAKAMURA KOUTAROU a gentle-natured artist is poetry/painting/wood carving a hat trick
ISHIKAWA TAKUBOKU owes everyone money survives by being charming and knowing where to hide	KUNIKIDA DOPPO mood swings all over the place straightforward and good at compliments	KOUDA ROHAN a hard worker, especially in housework would hate Tumblr's edgy headcanons
YOSHIKAWA EIJI probably has a gym membership probably can quote 50 different generals	NAKANO SHIGEHARU seems calm, filled with angst and passive-aggression	KIKUCHI KAN everyone's big brother exactly how much money have you given out, sir
MIYOSHI TATSUJI immature and rebellious a pure, if opinionated, boy	NIIMI NANKICHI pranked you while you were reading this you'll forgive him because he's so cute	TOKUDA SHUUSEI sour and pessimistic but still a hard, reliable worker
SAKAGUCHI ANGO the grand delinquent can you just clean your room instead of covering it with pesticide

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[electricfeathers]

Why?

[ She looks down at his feet. ]

Humans have small feet.

[goodnaturedperson]

That's why, if you step on their foot, they won't die!

[...that logic doesn't really make sense.]

[electricfeathers]

I won’t be able to see their feet if I’m in dragon form.

[ She gets very big in dragon form. ]

[goodnaturedperson]

Hmmm... I guess you can't hurt them while you're in dragon form. Or you'll hurt them too much.

[Though, it'll be hard for her to hurt them while small.]

[electricfeathers]

[ Nod. ]

But it’s fine. I’m a chaos dragon anyway, so hurting some humans wouldn’t really matter.

[goodnaturedperson]

It would matter to the humans!

[It would matter a lot, actually.]

[electricfeathers]

[ ? ]

Not to chaos dragons, though.

[goodnaturedperson]

You'd get in trouble. Then it would matter to you.

[electricfeathers]

If Kobayashi says no.

[ Then she won’t. But both Tooru-sama and Fafnir-san will say to do it, particularly the male treasure loving dragon. ]

[goodnaturedperson]

Which one?

[Takiji does have good values, but he's probably not the Kobayashi she's talking about.]

[electricfeathers]

[ She tilts her head. ]

Kobayashi is Kobayashi?

[ There are more Kobayashi’s? ]

[goodnaturedperson]

I know a Kobayashi, but it might not be the Kobayashi that you know.

[Today, Musha explains the concept of common names to a small dragon.]

[electricfeathers]

[ ...huh. ]

The Kobayashi I know is like my mom but better than my real mom.

[ And then Tohru-sama is also like a mom to her. ]

[goodnaturedperson]

I think my Kobayashi might be a good mom too, but he probably wouldn't like being called that.

[He's the mom friend already.]

[electricfeathers]

Why wouldn’t he like to be called mom?

[ Being called mom when you’re not actually that person’s mom is a compliment. ]

[goodnaturedperson]

For humans and book spirits, if you're a guy, you're supposed to be the dad instead.

[electricfeathers]

Is that important? Then he can be a dad instead, right? But being a mom sounds nicer.

[goodnaturedperson]

Mom does sound nicer! But he can be kind of silly sometimes, so I think he'd like dad better.

[electricfeathers]

Did he said that?

[goodnaturedperson]

No, but I know him really well! So I can guess.

[electricfeathers]

Oh! Is he your mate?

[goodnaturedperson]

[Blink. Blink.]

We're friends.

[You can't just ask people if they're mates??]

[electricfeathers]

You don’t want him to be your mate?

[ Talking about mates is totally normal to dragons. Kanna has found hers too. She’s a human. ]

[goodnaturedperson]

[A firm headshake.]

I like him, but I don't like him like that!

[and I can't ship with myself]

[electricfeathers]

Then how do you like him?

[ such a pity, canons with few rpers ]