tag an author, any author

[misheard]

PICK ONE AND I'LL START A THREAD OR JUST ASK FOR SOMEONE RANDOM
AKUTAGAWA RYUUNOSUKE kind of an airhead, but good-natured and charming could you stop smoking for one second though	DAZAI OSAMU should a narcissist really be that quick to want to die please leave Akutagawa alone	HAGIWARA SAKUTAROU there are important things besides poetry and being moody such as combing your hair
NAKAHARA CHUUYA picks drunken fights with everyone loses drunken fights with everyone	IZUMI KYOUKA you don't have to disinfect everything don't spray kouyou-sensei with windex either	NATSUME SOUSEKI a gentleman with a gentlemanly mustache having a sweet tooth is also very gentlemanly
MIYAZAWA KENJI a cute and sincere child maybe don't ask to see his picture books	TANIZAKI JUNICHIROU masochist with a foot fetish does being a great author really make up for that	NAGAI KAFUU a romantic traveler who still keeps a diary how much can you write about prostitutes
SHIMAZAKI TOUSON studying and writing about everything is great and all but no one is going to let the niece thing go	TAYAMA KATAI if you hit on less girls people would like you more also if you were less of a hipster	SHIGA NAOYA manly in that he will stick by people close to him an insensitive dickbag to everyone else
MORI OUGAI doctor doctor, give me the news what is someone actually responsible doing here	KITAHARA HAKUSHUU #aesthetic would be in the student council in a high school AU	MUROO SAISEI self-proclaimed wild child how many people sensitive about their height do we need
MUSHANOKOUJI SANEATSU sheltered noble chase your dreams! maybe learn to ride a bike!	OZAKI KOUYOU mama bear to his disciples the absolute pickiest eater	EDOGAWA RANPO hates the mainstream an eccentric entertainer, don't let him talk to you about eroguro
SATOU HARUO a rare practical person in a constant state of 'Dazai, why'	KOBAYASHI TAKIJI tortured to death for communism please hug him	YOKOMITSU RIICHI the most serious one "the thing I hate the most is literature"
ODA SAKUNOSUKE really, really Osakan cheerful and direct and pushes himself too hard	HORI TATSUO a sweet and attentive person canonly called "idol-esque", why wouldn't you tag him	NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI both split personalities are cute outside: shrinking violet, inside: FIGHT ME
MASAOKA SHIKI carefree, cheerful, and BASEBALL never going to get enough players for a game with these nerds	WAKAYAMA BOKUSUI drinks more sake than anyone else way easier to get along with than Chuuya	TAKAMURA KOUTAROU a gentle-natured artist is poetry/painting/wood carving a hat trick
ISHIKAWA TAKUBOKU owes everyone money survives by being charming and knowing where to hide	KUNIKIDA DOPPO mood swings all over the place straightforward and good at compliments	KOUDA ROHAN a hard worker, especially in housework would hate Tumblr's edgy headcanons
YOSHIKAWA EIJI probably has a gym membership probably can quote 50 different generals	NAKANO SHIGEHARU seems calm, filled with angst and passive-aggression	KIKUCHI KAN everyone's big brother exactly how much money have you given out, sir
MIYOSHI TATSUJI immature and rebellious a pure, if opinionated, boy	NIIMI NANKICHI pranked you while you were reading this you'll forgive him because he's so cute	TOKUDA SHUUSEI sour and pessimistic but still a hard, reliable worker
SAKAGUCHI ANGO the grand delinquent can you just clean your room instead of covering it with pesticide

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[electricfeathers]

[ She nods. ]

Yes, we read some.

[goodnaturedperson]

An author is a person who writes books.

[electricfeathers]

Oh. I see. But why are you wondering?

[goodnaturedperson]

It's the easiest way to explain. Writers talk to each other all the time and get ideas from each other, so it's easy for us to be friends.

[Or sometimes enemies. One or the other.]

[electricfeathers]

Do you become friends because you are writers?

[goodnaturedperson]

We met because we're writers. We became friends because he's a really sweet person and I like him.

[electricfeathers]

Oh.




Do you like him a lot?

[ This is a trap, don’t say yes. ]

[goodnaturedperson]

Yes! I like all my close friends a lot.

[What's that you said, bracket text?]

[electricfeathers]

Then you could all be mates. You could have a lot of small human whelps.

[ What’s the word for human whelps again? ]

[goodnaturedperson]

We can't have kids with each other!!

[For a lot of reasons. Kanna, you don't know much about about human reproduction...]

[electricfeathers]

[ ??? ]

Why not?

[ But it’s completely normal for any combination to have whelps together. ]

[goodnaturedperson]

I can't have kids with other guys! It's biologically impossible!

[electricfeathers]

No it’s not.

[ She doesn’t know much about human biology, but she knows it works. Otherwise, dragons couldn’t have children with humans, right? ]

Fafnir will probably have whelps with Takiya. [ That's just her theory from how different he is with the human. However unimaginable it is to imagine a cursed dragon from the chaos faction to procreate with a a human. He abhors humans. But he seems to really like Takiya. ] They're both guys.

[goodnaturedperson]

[To be fair, Musha doesn't know much about dragon biology, either.]

Human guys can't have kids with other human guys. They can only have them with human women.

[electricfeathers]

That’s very silly.

[ It’s so much better to be able to have children with anyone. ]

[goodnaturedperson]

That's how human bodies work. How do dragons do it?

[musha don't ask where babies come from]

[electricfeathers]

[ She frowns. ]

By having sex.

[ She may look like a child and be considered a child by dragon standards, but she’s a century old and every dragon knows about breeding instinctually. ]