FML Meme

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 FML MEME

Your character is suddenly compelled to announce exactly why their life sucks. Other characters respond with sympathy, shock, pointing and laughing, whatever works.

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Sawatari Makoto | Kanon

[yes_im_kawaii]

I can't get revenge on people because it always goes wrong! And everyone I know leaves! It sucks! I want to go home except not do that either because then I'd be leaving... auu. FML.

[midden]

I think it's okay if you go home, Koharu-nee. Everyone will forgive you.

[yes_im_kawaii]

I won't forgive me. Besides, I need to work off my debt so I can not die. And then, even though I hate working there, I have to get another wish and work even more so I can save Jin! And then after that, I need to save you! I'm gonna be there forever!

[midden]

You're a really nice person, you know that? But it's fine. You don't have to do everything by yourself.

[yes_im_kawaii]

I have to do some things. I don't want Jin to die, or Hiromu, and apparently it has to be one or the other because of boring stuff.

[midden]

Nobody back home can fix it?

[yes_im_kawaii]

They're already working hard to make sure more than one person doesn't die. Or all the people don't die.

[midden]

Neesan is really brave and dedicated!

[yes_im_kawaii]

[hugs tightly]

Auu... I just want something happy.

[midden]

[Hug back.]

It's gonna be fine! Promise.

[yes_im_kawaii]

It better, or I'm gonna put a water bucket over the Witch's door.

[midden]

Iii don't think that'll work.

[yes_im_kawaii]

I'll put bugs in her shoes!

[midden]

What if she gets revenge?

[yes_im_kawaii]

Why would you get revenge for revenge?

[midden]

Because she's mean.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Auu... Maybe if she doesn't know it's me?

[midden]

I don't think you've very subtle, Neesan.

[yes_im_kawaii]

I could try. Erdi and I almost hid a body once, but we felt bad about it and took it to the Witch. But I think we convinced her that one of the other spirits killed it instead of Erdi doing it by accident! Because after that, she finally did something about spirits trying to eat everyone.

[midden]

Oh, that's pretty good! She was actually fooled? I didn't know you could fool her about anything.

[yes_im_kawaii]

I hope so. I dunno. I still tried not to talk to her for a while after that just in case...

[midden]

It turned out okay, so that's the important thing!

[yes_im_kawaii]

Auu. Yeah, I guess so.

Um... When I do save you so you don't go back to being dead, where do you want to go instead?

[midden]

I dunno. Your world sounds cool when people aren't dying.

[yes_im_kawaii]

It's the coolest! You can find just about anything there.