FML Meme

[certaingiant]

 FML MEME

Your character is suddenly compelled to announce exactly why their life sucks. Other characters respond with sympathy, shock, pointing and laughing, whatever works.

Comments

[goatsongs]

And that's great and all, but you can still vent about the parts of your life that're terrible. Keeping that bottled up's bad for you.

[Chuuya is clearly an expert on healthy living.]

[lostcompany]

I know. [oh my god does he know.] But this isn't - the only way to vent. Most of this stuff, I've already had awesome luck fixing whatever caused the problem to happen. Like, Ashura-kai extortion? Boom. Gone. Boss' orders.

[Traitorous words ssssstop trying to hint at details he skipped over THEY'RE NOT EVEN IMPORTANT they're just the shit raisins in the shit cookie.]

[goatsongs]

Yeah? You don't look like a boss, but I guess you're runnin' things just fine. ...Kinda young to have all that responsibility by yourself, though.

[This here is Concern. It's a whole bunch of Concern filtered through Chuuya's how-do-I-people.]

[lostcompany]

[It's really fucking transparent is what it is.

Also "you don't look like a boss" thanks dude.]

I have advisors. It's - it works. Most of my subordinates keep things running really well, they just need to keep a closer eye on their own people. And...on down the chain.

[goatsongs]

[The sad thing is that Hallelujah is definitely taller than Chuuya and probably more boss-like than he'd ever be.]

If it works, it works, I guess... Your life's still shitty, though. Sorry, but that's how it is.