FML Meme

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 FML MEME

Your character is suddenly compelled to announce exactly why their life sucks. Other characters respond with sympathy, shock, pointing and laughing, whatever works.

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[walkonaether]

Then it's just a waste of time to even consider it.

[goatsongs]

Yeah, obviously I wouldn't shoot you. I'd never kill anybody.

[He immediately tries to punch her in the face.]

[walkonaether]

[That? That he can do. She staggers back, holding her nose. That probably was a mistake.]

You'll pay for that!

[goatsongs]

Yeah? Bring it on, lady.

[He sounds and looks smug as hell right now.]

[walkonaether]

[She just throws something and... you're staring down one of these things, now.]

Very well.

[goatsongs]

[That is literally two feet taller than him, cripes. He's just gonna back away... slowly...

If that thing tries to hit him he's shooting it in the face, any and all reasons not to shoot a human being do not apply to pink bears.]

[walkonaether]

[Luckily it's not going to attack. It's merely there to persuade him not to punch her again. She's still holding her nose, though.]

Now, if you disagree with me I don't care but don't touch me again.

[goatsongs]

You deserved that.

[Chuuya is not good at self-preservation.]

But fine.

[walkonaether]

I don't care if you think that.

[Bewear just wants a hug. Look at the fluff.]

At least you're smart enough to realize that.

[goatsongs]

[Absolutely no hugs ever.]

I'm a goddamn genius, thanks.

[walkonaether]

I'm sure you believe that.

[goatsongs]

It's a fact.

[...well it is.]