FML Meme

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 FML MEME

Your character is suddenly compelled to announce exactly why their life sucks. Other characters respond with sympathy, shock, pointing and laughing, whatever works.

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[goatsongs]

'Cause even if you pick every fight you're not gonna win all of them. You have to lose sometimes.

[He loses a lot.]

[mopocalypse]

Some people just have everything, and the rest get nothing.

[goatsongs]

That's the way it is, but we're not gonna be happy about it.

[mopocalypse]

What can we do? If we can't steal happiness from someone else...

[goatsongs]

It's too late for me, but you've still got time.

[mopocalypse]

Who says it's too late? You have a little time, right?

[goatsongs]

To do what? I'm dead.

[mopocalypse]

But... you still have, like, a year, and... I dunno. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[goatsongs]

It's fine, okay? [Look, he's trying to sound gentle.] The dead should stay dead. Otherwise the earth'll fill up and you'll end up bumping into people every time you try to go outside. You think lines at grocery stores are bad now...

[It's a silly tangent. Haruka likes those, right?]

[mopocalypse]

...yeah. There'd be nothing left at the store! Maybe even more so. What if the chickens in the meat department started coming back to life, too?

[goatsongs]

We'd all have to become vegetarians. Or eat live chicken, and nobody wants that. Gross.

[mopocalypse]

And then even the plants would start growing roots! There'd be potatoes jumping out to fight book-eating monsters! Or something.

[goatsongs]

I wouldn't mind if potatoes did my job for me.

[mopocalypse]

They'd probably suck, though.

[hugs tightly]

You're pretty good.

[goatsongs]

[Hair pats.]

So're you, y'know.

[mopocalypse]

You think?

[goatsongs]

I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true.

[mopocalypse]

I probably couldn't do your job, though.

[goatsongs]

Eh, maybe. Taints are weird, you might be able to just slingshot 'em.