Jamjar Kantera prompts

[happydreamed]

[You're in a jamjar of some kind! The whole 'mysteriously appeared in another world with no known means of going back' shebang. And so is Kantera, because I'm bad at AUing his canon straight-up.]

[A - action - everyday living]
[Wherever you are - quiet town, zombie-filled wasteland, space station - there is a medicine shop.

Enter, and you'll find Kantera manning the counter. There's not much in the way of decoration, he hasn't had time/resources to furnish everything the way he'd like, but the shelves are well-stocked with as many herbal remedies and medicines are available.]

Come in, come in. May I help you find something?

[B - action - event]
[Weird things happen. A constant of every jamjar.

Today, you woke up handcuffed together with Kantera.]

My, how troublesome.

[He doesn't sound all that concerned about it. Try not to accidentally get yourself poked by his horns.]

[C - network]
Would you ever consider staying here permanently?

What if there were nowhere for you to feasibly return to?

Comments

[happydreamed]

[He knows Dogma well.]

Oh, I'm certain you'd all get by even without my medicines.

Two Walnuts, please.

[incremated]

While humility is virtuous, there is no need to be quite so modest.

[ ...the shuffling of clothes increases in volume as dogma fails to locate his wallet. ]

Er. You may have to excuse me, momentarily. I appear to have left my Walnuts in my other trousers.

[happydreamed]

Of course. I trust you not to go running off with my products.

...You would regret that.

[This smile is totally harmless. Yep.]

[incremated]

[incremated]

[ AHEM ]

I-I wouldn't imagine such a thing! Only the Godless would dare steal from- I never- y-you have nothing to worry about, Kantera. I will be back in a few short minutes.

[ aaand out he goes, suspiciously quickly?! ]

[happydreamed]

[Heehee. Messing with Dogma is always far too much fun. He should probably feel bad about it.]

[incremated]

[ look here he is back in record time!!!

but also an astute eye may notice the blood underneath his fingernails when he tries to hand over the walnuts ]

It seems Cody may have taken my wallet accidentally, but one should always keep some change in reserve.

[happydreamed]

[Kantera has an astute eye - he may be carefree, but one should always pay attention to others as a doctor.

Still, he'll accept the Walnuts. Money's money.]

I thank you for your purchase. What exactly happened to your hands?

[incremated]

My hands...?

[ he inspects his right hand but keeps the left one suspiciously down. when he notices the blood though, he looks... sheepish? ]

Er- that is, perhaps, simply rust from the mailbox outside! Surely, that must be all it is.

[happydreamed]

Dogma. Be honest with me, as your doctor and your friend.

[Lightly scolding.]

What did you do?

[incremated]

[ kantera used disappointment! dogma's defense down by 8! ]

...I am ashamed to admit that my restraint has been lacking in this matter.

[ he scratched hard enough to open a wound. ]

[happydreamed]

You're just making it worse, you know. Shall I find gloves for you to wear? I usually give those to children who can't control themselves...

[This is super disappointment here.]

[incremated]

I may be younger than you, doctor, but that is no reason to-!

[ okay chillax, dogma, you know he's just messing with you. ]

Could I perhaps offer another Walnut for a reusable bandage or compress of some kind? I really am sorry to trouble you like this.

[happydreamed]

Of course - I have a small pack of them right here.

[Dogma obtained Bandage Pack.

...The glove thing wasn't such a bad idea, though.]

[incremated]

Thankyou.

[ he might have gone for the gloves if it wasn't for the comment about being for children. he is an ADULT, kantera. ]

I suppose I should apply this once I return to the church... you wouldn't have any interest in joining us this morning, I don't suppose?

[happydreamed]

[Yes, yes, of course.]

Not if you mind my falling asleep to the sound of your soothing voice.

[It's a bad habit, he realizes, but Dogma just has such a nice voice... No wonder people show up for his sermons.]

[incremated]

Er- well. The church is no place for napping, but it isn't as if I can stop you from dozing one way or the other...

[ personal compliments always pit him a tad off-kilter. ]

That is to say you will be welcomed no matter your intentions as long as they are not harmful. Though I do wish you would stay awake through a whole service one time, at least to participate in hymns.

[happydreamed]

I don't know any of the words.

[Though he does have a decent singing voice, if he says so himself.]

But if you insist, I will do my best to stay awake this time.

[incremated]

[ SIGHS ]

Doctor, that is what the paper on each pew is for. Hymn lyrics. I try to be prepared for newcomers as much as possible.

[happydreamed]

Oh, is that what they are?

[He's never gotten to that part of the service yet.]

[incremated]

Yes. Contrary to what Gardenia would have you believe, they are not for making paper planes.

[ clears his throat ]

I should be leaving now. Will you walk with me, or shall I see you later?

[happydreamed]

[But they are so aerodynamic.]

I will accompany you. Just give me a moment to close up the shop.