Generic Murdergame Mingle

[misheard]

Basically this is for the PSL That Never Was, where a bunch of characters got thrown into a Generic Murdergame but we only felt like doing some random threads and not committing to a whole murdergame.

Post with the character you're putting into the hypothetical Generic Murdergame. Include as much or as little detail about them as you want - title, profile, typical habits, whether they were spared by the RNG or not, etc.

Then tag other people with whatever threads you feel like doing.

Comments

[sorcererdad]

...no, they have to fill the shakers up somehow. Most restaurants buy the salt like this so they can use it however they want, since it's easier to just open one bag.

...they're also useful for drawing barriers, if you're in my line of work.

[maidofmistakes]

Oh! Sorry, I'm kind of new to the... uh, well, to the planet, really. I've gotten little salt shakers in the machine before, but not a whole bag. ...Do you want it? It sounds like you could use it more.