Generic Murdergame Mingle

[misheard]

Basically this is for the PSL That Never Was, where a bunch of characters got thrown into a Generic Murdergame but we only felt like doing some random threads and not committing to a whole murdergame.

Post with the character you're putting into the hypothetical Generic Murdergame. Include as much or as little detail about them as you want - title, profile, typical habits, whether they were spared by the RNG or not, etc.

Then tag other people with whatever threads you feel like doing.

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Vending Machine, week 2

[panniers]

[Heeeeeeeeey Alice it's the girl who once took 2 hours to strip search during the first trial and set the kitchen on fire during Week 1 while trying to cook.]

-oh, Alice!

[She comes toward Alice with a potted bush full of fragrant red roses that...seem to be singing softly?]

You won't believe this, but the contraption over in the west foyer apparently has more of our belongings than just, well-

[SHE GOT SO MUCH UNDERWEAR. SHE'S NOT EVEN SURE WHAT PANTIES EVEN ARE. But she makes a vague handgesture as if to say "the panties" while still keeping the illusion of highly outdated notions of propriety.]

[darknesshermit]

[Oh, it's you. But never mind the panties right now, singing roses.]

Are those yours? They're gorgeous! And they sound beautiful!

[She is so delighted by this development.]

[panniers]

Aren't they? They were a gift from the Crown Prince of Venant.

[In the language of flowers, red roses mean... yeah that's a courtship gift, my dudes and dudettes. Not that it was particularly meant to make her swoon, because we all know that theirs was a match formed by cold, hard, politics, but look. It's a courtesy.]

Valdra has no shortage of ordinary roses, I'll have you know, but as for the singing ones...

[darknesshermit]

Rare and expensive, I'm sure. Not that either is a problem for a crown prince.

[She could go for a prince, herself.]

Would picking one be a bad idea?