Generic Murdergame Mingle

[misheard]

Basically this is for the PSL That Never Was, where a bunch of characters got thrown into a Generic Murdergame but we only felt like doing some random threads and not committing to a whole murdergame.

Post with the character you're putting into the hypothetical Generic Murdergame. Include as much or as little detail about them as you want - title, profile, typical habits, whether they were spared by the RNG or not, etc.

Then tag other people with whatever threads you feel like doing.

Comments

[iblewit]

I was told about the discs too actually. I'm guessing either they replace VHS tapes with discs in my future or some weird disturbance in the dimensions caused some universes to use VHS tapes for their movies and others have discs.

[Slides the VHS out of its case and examines it idly.]

The movie is Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. It's pretty bad but I admit it was pretty charming in its own weird way. The last one I got I wouldn't even show my worst enemy, so I guess you could say this is an improvement. Maybe if we get a media room soon I can show it to you guys.

[Joel no.]

[maidofmistakes]

Didn't you just say it was bad? And what's wrong with Martians? That seems kinda, I dunno, offensive?

[iblewit]

Oh yeah, it's bad, but when you've seen as many bad movies as I have, you tend to be less picky about bad movies. And this movie was made before aliens were discovered and, for a movie of its time, is at least more respectable with how Martians behave.

Even if the Martians were just green radio wearing humans.

[maidofmistakes]

Oh, right, you... used to be trapped with a bunch of terrible movies, right? What was all that about?