King's Game Open Post/Meme

[poisonbug]

[A sign explaining the rules of the King's Game:

Everyone draws a pair of chopsticks from the bowl. The person who draws one marked 'King' is the King for that round, and gets to give an order to a specific number or numbers. All orders are absolute, no matter who the number ends up being. Then all the chopsticks are placed back in the bowl and reshuffled, and the next round begins with a new King.

Have fun!

For the purposes of RP: the first commenter gets 1, the second gets 2, and so forth. When making an order as a 'King', make up the order and then use the RNG to decide which character(s) are saddled with the order. (Reroll if they're yours.) Then reply to your victim(s).]

Comments

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ Well, power over others is power over others, even if it is only as part of some stupid game. Let's milk this. ]

All right, then. Number 15 has to tell the King how incredibly handsome he is.

[ Valmont. Valmont that's a terrible dare. ]

And they are not to stop until commanded to do so.

[ Still terrible. ]

[mopocalypse]

Ahem. "You look very nice for a cheating cheater who is probably very old, but that's okay because half the people in this room are demons and stuff anyway!"

[whitehairedprettyboy]

I beg your - !

[ Told you it was a terrible dare. You didn't listen. ]

I'm thirty-six! And I haven't cheated on anything!

[ Today, at least. ]

[mopocalypse]

Really, really? But you want to make the game do something weird, you know...

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Yes, really! The hair is - it's genetic!

[ He's touchy about this subject. ]

And I haven't done anything against the rules of the game. I was to give an order, and I gave one.

[mopocalypse]

Hmm... Okay!

[She honestly has nothing against white hair. Although it might make her want to spin you around in circles.]

Well, you got complimented! And you're very stubborn, too.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ Please don't spin him around in circles. He'll get dizzy. ]

I'm not stubborn. I merely desire to get what I want, that's all. Doesn't everyone? And I'd hardly call what you gave me a "compliment".

[mopocalypse]

Are you sure, are you? Because it's definitely a compliment to me!

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Do you consider being called old and a cheater to be a compliment, then? Your world must be an interesting one.

[mopocalypse]

[bursts out laughing]

Okay, okay! You're very pretty and everybody likes you, all right, all right?

[whitehairedprettyboy]

That's better.

[ And completely true, of course. ]

Though I could have done without the laughter.

[mopocalypse]

Okaaaay.