King's Game Open Post/Meme

[poisonbug]

[A sign explaining the rules of the King's Game:

Everyone draws a pair of chopsticks from the bowl. The person who draws one marked 'King' is the King for that round, and gets to give an order to a specific number or numbers. All orders are absolute, no matter who the number ends up being. Then all the chopsticks are placed back in the bowl and reshuffled, and the next round begins with a new King.

Have fun!

For the purposes of RP: the first commenter gets 1, the second gets 2, and so forth. When making an order as a 'King', make up the order and then use the RNG to decide which character(s) are saddled with the order. (Reroll if they're yours.) Then reply to your victim(s).]

Comments

[mopocalypse]

Are you sure, are you? Because it's definitely a compliment to me!

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Do you consider being called old and a cheater to be a compliment, then? Your world must be an interesting one.

[mopocalypse]

[bursts out laughing]

Okay, okay! You're very pretty and everybody likes you, all right, all right?

[whitehairedprettyboy]

That's better.

[ And completely true, of course. ]

Though I could have done without the laughter.

[mopocalypse]

Okaaaay.