King's Game Open Post/Meme
[A sign explaining the rules of the King's Game:
Everyone draws a pair of chopsticks from the bowl. The person who draws one marked 'King' is the King for that round, and gets to give an order to a specific number or numbers. All orders are absolute, no matter who the number ends up being. Then all the chopsticks are placed back in the bowl and reshuffled, and the next round begins with a new King.
Have fun!
For the purposes of RP: the first commenter gets 1, the second gets 2, and so forth. When making an order as a 'King', make up the order and then use the RNG to decide which character(s) are saddled with the order. (Reroll if they're yours.) Then reply to your victim(s).]
Everyone draws a pair of chopsticks from the bowl. The person who draws one marked 'King' is the King for that round, and gets to give an order to a specific number or numbers. All orders are absolute, no matter who the number ends up being. Then all the chopsticks are placed back in the bowl and reshuffled, and the next round begins with a new King.
Have fun!
For the purposes of RP: the first commenter gets 1, the second gets 2, and so forth. When making an order as a 'King', make up the order and then use the RNG to decide which character(s) are saddled with the order. (Reroll if they're yours.) Then reply to your victim(s).]

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[l e e r s]
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[Congratulations. You made the fishgirl cover her face and shrink into her seat in shame.]
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Not that. His constant glaring helps anything.]
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Geh, can't believe this...
[clears throat, before he bursts into song]
I'M SUCH A DICK, SUCH A DICK, SUCH A MOTHERFUCKING DICK. SUCH A DICK, SUCH A BIG, HUGE DICK...!
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[well]
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Now, excuse him as he just sinks into his seat and buries his face into his scarf.]
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[Girlfriend glaring at you over here.]
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But I don't want to embarrass myself!
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Do I really...
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[Not going to enjoy it, though.]
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