King's Game Open Post/Meme

[poisonbug]

[A sign explaining the rules of the King's Game:

Everyone draws a pair of chopsticks from the bowl. The person who draws one marked 'King' is the King for that round, and gets to give an order to a specific number or numbers. All orders are absolute, no matter who the number ends up being. Then all the chopsticks are placed back in the bowl and reshuffled, and the next round begins with a new King.

Have fun!

For the purposes of RP: the first commenter gets 1, the second gets 2, and so forth. When making an order as a 'King', make up the order and then use the RNG to decide which character(s) are saddled with the order. (Reroll if they're yours.) Then reply to your victim(s).]

Comments

[scarfphiliac]

[LEERS EVEN FURTHER someone stop Ivlis pls though, holy shit]

[aquaticrush]

[help can she like hide or something HOW HARD IS IT TO JUST SING HOT CROSS BUNS OR SOMETHING, IVLIS, YOU ABSOLUTE TOOL ;_;]

[scarfphiliac]

[HE'S A DEVIL, HE HAS TO UPHOLD SOME DIGNITY OKOK

Not that. His constant glaring helps anything.]

[aquaticrush]

[sniff]

[scarfphiliac]

[After a stern scolding from his girlfriend, he begrudgingly sighs.]

Geh, can't believe this...

[clears throat, before he bursts into song]

I'M SUCH A DICK, SUCH A DICK, SUCH A MOTHERFUCKING DICK. SUCH A DICK, SUCH A BIG, HUGE DICK...!

[aquaticrush]

[well]

[scarfphiliac]

[That is all he is singing, okok Retatsu.

Now, excuse him as he just sinks into his seat and buries his face into his scarf.]

[chasescenes]

Ivlis. Stop it.

[Girlfriend glaring at you over here.]

[scarfphiliac]

[Girlfriendo pls]

But I don't want to embarrass myself!

[chasescenes]

Everyone else is doing it.

[scarfphiliac]

[groooan]

Do I really...

[chasescenes]

Yes. You really have to.

[scarfphiliac]

Fine, fine...

[Not going to enjoy it, though.]

[chasescenes]

[Nobody said he had to enjoy it.]