Mistletoe Meme, actually close to the holidays version.

[misheard]

Now it's actually the holidays! So this meme is appropriate!

> Pick someone from my muselist
> Pick the time and setting
> You are now stuck under a plant with them and must kiss before leaving
> Kissing does not have to be on the mouth
> Sometimes Hot Makeouts?!

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Satanick | The Gray Garden

[diabolarchy]

[whitehairedprettyboy]

What is this.

[ Valmont gestures at the mistletoe above their heads, which happens to be exactly what it is. ]

And why is it here.

[ Actually, given all the other strange things that live in Satanick's castle, a sprig of mistletoe is positively mundane. But that doesn't make him any less annoyed about the cheap attempt to steal a kiss. If he knows anything about the demon, he knows that he doesn't need mistletoe to do that. ]

[diabolarchy]

That is a sprig of mistletoe! I'm sure you've seen them before?

[If not, then Valmont really needs to get out more and cheer up his holiday season.]

And it is here because my servants are positively grouchy in this season and need the festivities.

[Not to get kisses. Really. Totally. Don't you trust this face?]

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ He does need to get out more, but that's entirely beside the point. ]

I know what mistletoe is, you imbecile, it was a rhetorical question.

[ He scoffs. ] Oh, I certainly believe that one. Well, if you're expecting a kiss from me, you've got another think coming. I refuse to waste any more time here.

[ He turns, intending to purposefully stride away - and immediately smacks face-first into... something. ]

Ow!

[ He recoils, hand to his poor injured nose. What was that? As far as he can tell, there's nothing there. But for whatever reason, he still can't move past this spot.

He whirls back around to face Satanick. ]

What did you do?

[diabolarchy]

Me? Nothing at all. Well, it's locally-grown mistletoe - support your local businesses~ - which means it's just very slightly magical.

We're not going to be able to leave until we satisfy the requirements.

[He knew that perfectly well when he got under it with Valmont, trapping him there.]

[whitehairedprettyboy]

...Magical.

[ Of course it is. Of course he'd find himself under magical mistletoe with a demon. Damn it. Damn everything. ]

The requirements?! I - I am not going to kiss you!

[ Maybe if he tries to back away...? Nope. Still can't move. ]

[diabolarchy]

You're still putting up a fuss about kissing? After everything else we've done together?

[Kissing seems completely tame and harmless to him, in comparison.]

[whitehairedprettyboy]

It's the principle of the thing!

[ Satanick ought to know by now that Valmont isn't going to do anything with him willingly.

Besides, even given everything the two of them have in fact done together, they don't usually just kiss. There's something... intimate about just kissing. It makes it look as though you actually care about the other person. Which he doesn't. ]

[diabolarchy]

[It's a shame, because kissing in itself is quite enjoyable, at least to Satanick. Maybe not Valmont.]

You have principles? That's news to me.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ It's not enjoyable when it's with a demon! ]

I - what's that supposed to mean?! I am a highly principled man! I should be the one saying that about you!

[diabolarchy]

I have principles! Just not that many.

[They basically boil down to 'Mogekos are gross'.]

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ Mogekos are gross. ]

I don't suppose you have enough principles to end this farce and leave me alone?

[diabolarchy]

Definitely not that many principles. Really, just three.

[scarfphiliac]

[OF ALL THE PEOPLE TO GET STUCK WITH

OF ALL THE EVENTS TO BE WITH SOMEONE

WORSE NIGHTMARE COME TO LIFE, TBH]

[diabolarchy]

Oh, Iiiiiivlis~

[Someone's not bothered in the least.]

Look what we have here! I wonder how that got there, but it doesn't matter, really.

[scarfphiliac]

It's your fault, I bet. Always your damn fault! Get the hell away from me, you wretch!

[He backs up, though with how small the space is, it's only seconds before his back is right up against an invisible wall.]

[diabolarchy]

Now, really, is that any way to treat somebody you'll be kissing? You're just making things worse for yourself.

[Steeeeps forward. Hi, Ivlis.]

[scarfphiliac]

I'm not gonna be kissing anybody, least of all you!!

[AIMS FOR HIS SHIN AND TRIES TO KICK.]

[diabolarchy]

[OW but there's nowhere for him to go with the invisible wall behind him, so he doesn't move much. Instead he tries to grab Ivlis with his shadowy arms and hold him still.]

Just give into the inevitable.

[scarfphiliac]

Gah-

[Struggling. So much struggling and clawing at his arms.]

No you don't, let me go!!

[diabolarchy]

[He's gonna go for the smooch. There may be nose collisions.]

[scarfphiliac]

[HOLY SHIT, RED ALERT, ABORT, ABORT!!

Tries to claw at his face...!]

[diabolarchy]

[Kicks him. Hard.]

[scarfphiliac]

OW FUCK, YOU SON OF A- !!

[Bites at one of his arms.]

[diabolarchy]

Ow!

[Kicks him in the balls because you don't get to actually hurt him.]