Mistletoe Meme, actually close to the holidays version.

[misheard]

Now it's actually the holidays! So this meme is appropriate!

> Pick someone from my muselist
> Pick the time and setting
> You are now stuck under a plant with them and must kiss before leaving
> Kissing does not have to be on the mouth
> Sometimes Hot Makeouts?!

Comments

[diabolarchy]

Ye~es?

[Satanick's very aware of all of this, of course. But he's not going to volunteer a ride home without being asked.]

[whitehairedprettyboy]

I - that is-

[ As many times as this has happened, it doesn't get any easier to suck it up and ask. ]

- Well, you'd think getting me out of here is the least you could do, wouldn't you! After all that...!

[diabolarchy]

That's not asking politely, you know. It's not that hard, even I can ask for something I need politely.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ Not again. This bloody insistence on politeness. Where has being polite ever got him? Nowhere good. ]

I would be... much obliged... if you would stop being an infuriating bastard for two seconds and get me out of here.

[ There. How's that? ]

[diabolarchy]

Politely doesn't usually involve words like 'bastard'. I'll give you 'infuriating', though.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ Give the man a little credit. This doesn't come naturally to him. ]

You know perfectly well you're a bastard, you -

[ See what I mean? ]

...All right... please.

[ Is that what he wants to hear? We just don't know. ]

[diabolarchy]

That's more like it~

[Satanick claps a hand (a normal one) on his shoulder, and with a poof of magic, they're back in Valmont's home.]

You're welcome.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ Huff. ]

Finally. Now go away.

[ Time to go brush his teeth until he can't taste demon anymore. It might take a while. ]

[diabolarchy]

You don't want to spend more quality time together?

[Of course not.]

[whitehairedprettyboy]

I should think you've had about enough "quality time" for one day. Not that I'm sure you understand the concept of "enough".

[diabolarchy]

Fiiiine. See you later, cutie.

[And poof, he's gone.]