Call Me Out v. 8.0

[misheard]

CALL ME OUT
CUTE DEMON CRASHERS! / DEPT. HEAVEN / FIRE EMBLEM / HATOFUL BOYFRIEND / JJBA / MEGATEN / MOGEKO / SAINT YOUNG MEN / TYPE-MOON / MISC.
↺CUTE DEMON CRASHERS!
AKKI CUTE DEMON CRASHERS! ( DEVILET )	KAEL CUTE DEMON CRASHERS! ( DAYMARE )	MIRARI CUTE DEMON CRASHERS! ( DEMONIAL )	ORIAS CUTE DEMON CRASHERS! ( DEIL )
↺DEPT. HEAVEN
CIERRA RIVIERA: THE PROMISED LAND ( CALAMITYFLARE )	EIN RIVIERA: THE PROMISED LAND ( ZEROWINGANGEL )	HECTOR RIVIERA: THE PROMISED LAND ( BIGGERBAD )	LEDAH ROZWELLI RIVIERA: THE PROMISED LAND ( GAVEUPFEELING )
MALICE RUCTOR RIVIERA: THE PROMISED LAND ( GAVEUPFUTURE )	ROSE R. CRAWFORD RIVIERA: THE PROMISED LAND ( HISTORIANCATGIRL )	SERENE RIVIERA: THE PROMISED LAND ( SERENEABSOLUTE )	EMILIA YGGDRA UNION ( MOREANDMORE )
EUDY YGGDRA UNION ( ARMTHECANNONS )	GULCASA YGGDRA UNION ( BLAZINGEMPEROR )	NESSIAH YGGDRA UNION ( GRANCENTURIO )	PAMELA YGGDRA UNION ( YUMEL )
EATER BLAZE UNION ( HARPBEAT )	AJO GRAFOR GLORIA UNION ( SCIENTIFICBEAST )	ASHLEY GLORIA UNION ( EUFORIA )
↺FIRE EMBLEM
RENNAC FIRE EMBLEM: THE SACRED STONES ( BARELYTRIED )	LEANNE FIRE EMBLEM: PATH OF RADIANCE ( SERENESPRINCESS )	LOTZ FIRE EMBLEM: PATH OF RADIANCE ( HAWKATTENDANT )	NAESALA FIRE EMBLEM: PATH OF RADIANCE ( CAWING )
OLIVER FIRE EMBLEM: PATH OF RADIANCE ( BEAUTYINFLESH )	SANAKI KIRSCH ALTINA FIRE EMBLEM: PATH OF RADIANCE ( TRUEEMPRESS )	HEATHER FIRE EMBLEM: RADIANT DAWN ( SAPPHICTHIEF )	GAIUS FIRE EMBLEM: AWAKENING ( FRUCTOSE )
↺HATOFUL BOYFRIEND
THE KING HATOFUL BOYFRIEND ( KINGSOFAFEATHER )	(HUMAN) THE KING HATOFUL BOYFRIEND ( COURTLYCRIER )	TOHRI NISHIKIKOUJI HATOFUL BOYFRIEND ( GAMEFORART )	(HUMAN) TOHRI NISHIKIKOUJI JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( PHEASANTCOMPANY )
↺JJBA
BRUNO BUCCELLATI JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( ZIPLIPS )	DIAVOLO JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( THANWITHVINEGAR )	JONATHAN JOESTAR JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( RIPPLEUSER )	KOICHI HIROSE JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( ECHOCHAMBER )
MELONE JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( INCOMPATIBILITY )	MIKITAKA HAZEKURA JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( SPACEPILOT )	NARCISO ANASUI JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( DIVESDOWN )	NORIAKI KAKYOIN JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( RERO )
PANACOTTA FUGO JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( HOLESTORY )	PESCI JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( BEACHBOY )	VINEGAR DOPPIO JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( MOREWITHHONEY )
↺MEGATEN
ALICE SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI ( ALLMYFRIENDSAREDEAD )	BEELZEBUB SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI ( GODOFEKRON )	CHAOS HERO SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI ( CHAOSHERO )	CU CHULAINN SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI ( HOUNDOFCULANN )
LAW HERO SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI ( LAWHERO )	LUCIFER SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI ( ZIGGYCYPHRE )	MARA SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI ( MARALAGIDYNE )	NEBIROS SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI ( KILLEDFORHER )
NEUTRAL HERO SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI ( NEUTRALHERO )	ALEPH SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI II ( ALEPHBET )	ANOON SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI II ( FAIRYCRUSH )	BETH SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI II ( CREATEDPARTNER )
DALETH SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI II ( DALETFORDAHL )	GIMMEL SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI II ( GIMMEL )	HIROKO SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI II ( GOTITGOINGON )	YHWH SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI II ( HEAVENISASHEAVENDOES )
ZAYIN SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI II ( HALFACCUSER )	ISAMU NITTA SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI III: NOCTURNE ( GODWHALE )	JYOJI HIJIRI SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI III: NOCTURNE ( THEPATHIBELIEVEIN )	AKIRA SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI IV ( CANTWAITTOBEKING )
FLYNN SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI IV ( ENTRUSTEDFUTURE )	ISSACHAR SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI IV ( GAUNTLETLESS )	JONATHAN SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI IV ( LAWSHEEP )	MERKABAH SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI IV ( GODSCHARIOT )
TAMAKI UCHIHA SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: IF... ( IFTHEN )	KANBARI SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: STRANGE JOURNEY ( GIVESACRAP )	BERITH SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( MYHORSEISAMAZING )	ENOCH SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( STATUARIED )
HOSHIGAMI SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( STARGOD )	LENA SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( GOTSOMENERVE )	LUCIFER SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( DADCIFER )	MAMMON SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( UNCLEMAMMON )
MIRAI KANAME SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( DEVILGIRL )	MIRAI & SETSUNA'S MOTHERS SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( LOVERTOADEVIL )	NAGAHISA KAI SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( ANGELCHILD )	PHEGOR SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( RIDESDUCKS )
RAPHAEL SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( INVENTIVEANGEL )	SETSUNA KAI SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( DEVILCHILD )	ZEBUL SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( BELZEBUL )	ZETT TAKAJO SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( SCENTOFMAKAI )
(MANGA) ZETT TAKAJO SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( DEMONFLY )	DAHN TSUKIGATA SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL SUMMONER: RAIDOU KUZUNOHA ( LOCUST )	NAGI SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL SUMMONER: RAIDOU KUZUNOHA ( INTHEORY )	RAIDOU KUZUNOHA XIV SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL SUMMONER: RAIDOU KUZUNOHA ( PROTECTSCAPITAL )
RAIHO SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL SUMMONER: RAIDOU KUZUNOHA ( HEEINGTHEFOURTHHO )	KAZUYA MINEGISHI SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL SURVIVOR ( SHEEPNSTUFF )	MIDORI KOMAKI SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL SURVIVOR ( PRETTYTAMER )	KATSUYA SUOU SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 2 ( WITHAK )
AKINARI KAMIKI SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 3 ( DYINGSUN )
↺MOGEKO
ALELA=GRORA THE GRAY GARDEN ( ALELA )	DIALO THE GRAY GARDEN ( DIALO )	FUMUS THE GRAY GARDEN ( HOLYSMOKING )	IVLIS GARDEN GRAY THE ( FLAMMULE )
KCALB THE GRAY GARDEN ( BLACKBACKWARDS )	KCALB GARDEN GRAY THE ( BACKWARDSBLACK )	LOST THE GRAY GARDEN ( WITHOUTAMAP )	LZET THE GRAY GARDEN ( DROSOPHILA )
ROSALIYA PHANTOMROSE THE GRAY GARDEN ( ANASTATICA )	SATANICA GARDEN GRAY THE ( SATANPHANY )	SATANICK THE GRAY GARDEN ( DIABOLARCHY )	WODAHS THE GRAY GARDEN ( EYEPATCHOFPOWER )
WODAHS GARDEN GRAY THE ( EYEPATCHGLARE )	YUKISADA ICE SCREAM ( OUL )	LORD PROSCIUTTO MOGEKO CASTLE ( KNOWTHYHAM )	mOGEKO MOGEKO CASTLE ( LOWEREDCASE )
(GIJINKA) mOGEKO MOGEKO CASTLE ( TOPARCH )	SHINYA KURAI MOGEKO CASTLE ( CRUENTATE )	YONAKA KURAI MOGEKO CASTLE ( CHASESCENES )	MAEKAMI OBSOLETE DREAM ( TENDSBAR )
TSUMURI POISON BUGS ( POISONBUG )	CHERRYBLOD WADANOHARA AND THE GREAT BLUE SEA ( CHERRYBLOODED )	(FEM) CHERRYBLOD WADANOHARA AND THE GREAT BLUE SEA ( CHERRYSHRIMP )	MEIKAI WADANOHARA AND THE GREAT BLUE SEA ( GREATSORCERER )
(RED) MEIKAI WADANOHARA AND THE GREAT BLUE SEA ( REDSORCERER )	MIYURA WADANOHARA AND THE GREAT BLUE SEA ( SEAMAID )	VER MILLION WADANOHARA AND THE GREAT BLUE SEA ( DEMONOFFORTUNE )
↺SAINT YOUNG MEN
ANDREW SAINT YOUNG MEN ( FISHEDFORFOLLOWERS )	BEELZEBUB SAINT YOUNG MEN ( GADFLIES )	JESUS CHRIST SAINT YOUNG MEN ( CRUCIFICTION )	JUDAS ISCARIOT SAINT YOUNG MEN ( SILVERCOINS )
LUCIFER SAINT YOUNG MEN ( STRIPPEDOFGRACE )	(PRE-FALL) LUCIFER SAINT YOUNG MEN ( LIGHTOFGRACE )	MARA SAINT YOUNG MEN ( TEMPTATSUN )	MICHAEL SAINT YOUNG MEN ( ARCHANGELOFDERP )
↺TYPE-MOON
V/V ANGEL NOTES ( HEAVENSCORPSE )	HARUNA MOCHIZUKI BATTLE MOON WARS ( HIGHBEAT )	KAIE KARYOU Decoration Disorder Disconnection ( GENUINEDEMON )	ARCHER FATE/STAY NIGHT ( FUTUREBADASS )
ASSASSIN FATE/STAY NIGHT ( GATESPARTNER )	CASTER FATE/STAY NIGHT ( BREAKINGTHERULES )	ISSEI RYUDO FATE/STAY NIGHT ( UNKNOWNRIVAL )	(FEM) ISSEI RYUDO FATE/STAY NIGHT ( RYUDOJI )
SHINJI MATOU FATE/STAY NIGHT ( BELOWAVERAGE )	(YOUNG) SHINJI MATOU FATE/STAY NIGHT ( BITTYMATOU )	SHIROU EMIYA FATE/STAY NIGHT ( HEROICPATH )	(FEM) SHIROU EMIYA FATE/STAY NIGHT ( HEAVENSFAILURE )
SOUICHIROU KUZUKI FATE/STAY NIGHT ( SNAKETECHNIQUE )	RIDER FATE/ZERO ( RIDINGCHARIOTS )	RYUUNOSUKE URYUU FATE/ZERO ( KINDOFADEMON )	WAVER VELVET FATE/ZERO ( THIRDGENERATION )
SHINJI MATOU FATE/EXTRA ( GIFTEDATEIGHT )	CASTER FATE/EXTRA CCC ( COMBATLESS )	MIYU EDELFELT FATE/KALEID LINER ( MAGICALGIRLSREPRESENT )	RIDER OF BLACK FATE/APOCRYPHA ( RIDERTOTHEMOON )
↺MISC.
MIKADO AISAKA 1BITHEART ( MASTERPROGRAMMER )	YOSHI NANASE 1BITHEART ( MIDDEN )	(FUTURE) YOSHI NANASE 1BITHEART ( FUTURABLE )	KANNABI NO MIKOTO AIR ( BONYWINGS )
MEPHISTOPHELES ANIMAMUNDI: DARK ALCHEMIST ( INCORRIGIBLEDEVIL )	ST. GERMANT CASSEL ANIMAMUNDI: DARK ALCHEMIST ( CARAMELCASSEL )	AUSTRIA AXIS POWERS HETALIA ( STEIERMARK )	SEALAND AXIS POWERS HETALIA ( DEFACTONATION )
CREED DISKENTH BLACK CAT ( CREEDENCE )	D THE CROOKED MAN ( DFORDREAMER )	THOMAS MACLAINE DEADLY PREMONITION ( BISQUIRREL )	ALCIEL THE DEVIL IS A PART-TIMER ( HOUSEDEMON )
LUCIFER THE DEVIL IS A PART-TIMER ( LIVINGTHENEETLIFE )	MAOU DOT KARESHI ~WE'RE 8BIT LOVERS~ ( LORDOFDORKNESS )	GILGAMESH EIYUU SENKI ( EIYUUOUSENKI )	AMON EL SHADDAI ( HEWANTSTHEDEVIL )
ARMAROS EL SHADDAI ( DANCINGGLAD )	AFFECTIONATE DEVIL FALLEN LONDON ( BRASSTACKS )	KOUTAROU SUGA FOREST OF DRIZZLING RAIN ( GEMUINEMANAGEMENT )	EQUIUS ZAHHAK HOMESTUCK ( STRONGHIGHFIVE )
NEPETA LEIJON HOMESTUCK ( PLAYPURRTEND )	GARRY IB ( LOVESME )	IB IB ( IBIDEM )	ERAQUS KINGDOM HEARTS: BIRTH BY SLEEP ( PHOTIC )
NAUGHTY SORCERESS KINGDOM OF LOATHING ( SONAUGHTY )	GHIRAHIM THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: SKYWARD SWORD ( SWORDCRAZY )	CAMILLE LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD'S WOLF ( EARED )	CARL LLAMAS WITH HATS ( LLAMAWITHHAT )
MIKOTO MIKOSHIBA MONTHLY GIRLS' NOZAKI-KUN ( FLOWEREXPERT )	EMIL NIER ( PETRIFICATES )	SECHS NIER ( MANYRULER )	HASTUR NYARUKO-SAN! ANOTHER CRAWLING CHAOS ( TRAPINYELLOW )
MAHIRO YASAKA NYARUKO-SAN! ANOTHER CRAWLING CHAOS ( THELURKINGFORK )	THE BATTER OFF ( PURIFICATIONINPROGRESS )	BRIDGET DOHERTY THE REFORMED VAMPIRE SUPPORT GROUP ( BADHIPSVAMPIRE )	BLIND MAG REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA ( BEYOURREAM )
SHERRY BIRKIN RESIDENT EVIL 2 ( VINODEJEREZ )	ZEX STAR CONTROL 2 ( HUMANFASCINATION )	DAKTAKLAKPAK STAR CONTROL 3 ( IDENTIFYINGUSERNAME )	ALTAIR BONHEUR UNCOMMON TIME ( STARDAD )
SAEKI UNDERWORLD CAPITAL INCIDENT ( UNDERWORLDESCORT )	ELLEN THE WITCH'S HOUSE ( VIOLE )

Comments

V/V!

[notsogrimreaper]

[Christmas! Ryoji has been in the holiday spirit almost as soon as Halloween was over, humming carols and decorating a tree... He's been eager to celebrate his first Christmas, especially now that he can do it with people he cares about.

He's made a list and checked it twice... a list of preparations for Christmas. Next up? Making cookies for Santa. V/V would love to help out, wouldn't she? So he invited her over, and he's just organizing the ingredients as he waits impatiently for her arrival.]

[heavenscorpse]

[V/V really doesn't know what this is about. It's a holiday, and she can tell from the decorations everywhere that people are very excited about it. And she thinks it has to do with giving presents? But other than that, she's not sure.

Still, she likes spending time with Ryoji! So she's smiling brightly when she knocks on his door. She made sure not to keep him waiting too long.]

hey Suga hey

[domeinion]

[Guess who's just gotten word of the events of the End of Season One. And has come over mostly to rattle off her theories at an uninterested museum guy.]

And so it appears that all the changes to the timeline, even despite our attempts to repair it and even with intervention from the future, created an entirely new world, and the voices are attaching to that one. What kind of effect could that have? I've got some notes here, you see, but I wanted a second opinion and you're better than a rubber Ducklett.

[gemuinemanagement]

[Really not that interested, and not faking being interested that well.]

They just left?

i'm sorry

[littledoll]

[You know, Pitch Black world is a pretty terrible place to be, considering how demons and other monsters roam about. It's also rather rare to find a kind one because most of them are usually awful and even violent at times.

Naturally, it would distress a normal person. Three, however?

Demons, and ogres, and others(oh my) = STRANGE, OBSCURE AND INTERESTING, whoops pardon her, she's going on a little field trip of her own, out in the open, what do you mean it's dangerous?]

[diabolarchy]

[Satanick takes strolls. Not as much as Reficul does, nobody blows off their obligations that much, but he does like to get out and about.

Especially when, hello, he crosses paths with a cute girl. Definitely not one of his demons - a Devil can tell these things.]

Why hello there~ [He stops in front of her.] Are you lost?

i'm a little less sorry

[dollphilia]

[As hideous as her Servant was, Three wasn't pissed off with him. Sure, he was an annoyance, overly affectionate, and straight-up a gigantic pervert, but she could deal.

Usually.]

Satanick...

[That tone was filled with a seething rage as she slammed the door open to Satanick's room, whilst the look on her face was of vile malice, enough to even rival any famous stringy-haired ghost girl.]

[diabolarchy]

[Oh. Oh what did he do this time. Satanick was glad Servants didn't have to sweat.]

Yes, Master?

Satanick~

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ It wasn't that Valmont cared about Satanick, or anything.

It was just that he'd gotten used to being accosted by the demon at all hours, interrupted in whatever he was doing and either whisked away to Satanick's castle or just molested where he stood. And when you're used to something, you tend to notice when it stops.

For the first few days after he realized Satanick wasn't visiting him anymore, he was ecstatic. No more demon! No more demon sex! No more being called cute, no more being forced to make stupid noises, no more utter humiliation, nothing! He hoped quite fervently that the demon would see fit to stay away forever.

But as weeks passed and the demon seemed content to do just that... Well. A man had to wonder. Had Satanick just gotten bored of him? Was this some kind of trap, some way to lull him into lowering his defenses? Had something, perhaps, happened to him?

...What if something had happened to him?

Well, that was what he wanted, wasn't it?

It wasn't that he was disappointed when he woke up from a (thoroughly unwanted, but very vivid) dream to find that there were not four hands touching him all at once, that there were no endearments being purred into his ear. That he was, quite utterly, alone.

It wasn't that at all.

Where was he? ]

[diabolarchy]

[Satanick had been slightly busy.

Regrowing things like arms takes time, and he'd had some serious internal organ damage, too. Medouco and his other servants had been strict with him: no running off while he was healing. No wandering in other worlds, and definitely no sex.

Damn Heller. That was the worst part of this, much worse than the actual pain!

It had taken him about two months to heal enough that Medouco allowed him to leave the castle. He was still not at his full health, but at least he had his right arm back, even if it wasn't completely functional yet. And he could walk without limping, so that was fine.

Besides, there was somebody he hadn't bothered for a while.

Just like he usually did, Satanick appeared suddenly, sitting on Valmont's bed.]

Hello there~

WELP

[scarfphiliac]

[Sleep doesn't come too often for Ivlis, but when it does, he tries to relish in it as much as he can. Hence, he was pretty much a deep sleeper, and doesn't really notice when something's happened.

However, as he starts to stir, he feels...lighter? Eh, the mood's probably lifted, he assumes, so he doesn't know just yet as he decides to get in some extra minutes of snoozing.]

[chasescenes]

[When she wakes up, Yonaka feels warmer than usual. It's hard to tell these things in a Flame World, though - could be anything. She goes to rub the sleep from her eyes.

Her brain catches up before she puts a claw in her eye. Thanks, brain.]

...Ivlis. Ivlis, you really should wake up now.

okok, now to be actually terrible with canon three-

[dollphilia]

[It's been some time since Three last saw that odd, tree-horned Devil. Despite being troublesome and a nuisance that gets into her personal space for half the time, she had grown rather..."fond" of him.

Yet, when he didn't come today, she sensed that something was off. She's been to his world twice, though it still took quite a while before arriving there, and even more-so trying to find his whereabouts.

It's only when she's in the mountainous area that she picks up on the strong scent of blood, and eventually finds him- sans an arm and a leg.]

Satanick...?

[diabolarchy]

[He was still alive.

In terrible pain, yes, and not capable of moving. But alive, and awake - as much as he'd like to be asleep and dull the pain, someone might actually kill him if he fell asleep so weakened.

He heard Three's approach, and lifted his head up a tiny bit when she appeared in front of him.]

Three? I'm not at my best right now, unfortunately...

Katsuya, yo

[uglylaughter]

[Cliché meeting in a bar? Mukuro is not above using that trope (among others...) in order to get what he wants. And right now, what he wants is an in with the police, and this man is a good start.

After all, when you want to destroy the fucking mafia, you need a whole lot of... ahem. Cards.

A full deck, he should say.]

Oya oya, what's someone like you doing all alone here?

[scarfphiliac]

[Most of the time, conversations with a certain fellow Servant were aggravating, even to the point where Ivlis wanted to punch him hard enough to knock some teeth out. But there were also rare moments where their chats would turn out alright, as if they were like buddies. Well, not that buddy-buddy, but they would at least be civil.

Today wouldn't be one of those days it seems, especially with all the red, pink, and sometimes white decorations and flyers hanging around the school.]

...Seems the whole place has gotten into the spirit. Um, pun not intended.

[diabolarchy]

[Satanick always enjoys tormenting Ivlis, on any day of the year. Their Masters might be on positive terms, but Satanick will always take some pleasure in flustering or annoying Ivlis.]

Of course! It's a beautiful holiday, don't you think?

Eater

[aquaticrush]

[After the, ah, embarrassing game, someone gets a phone call.]

Why-- um, please don't be upset, but why did you imply in front of everyone that I, um, that I did, um... well, something that's really horrible because I'm sure he'd be offended if I did and he found out?

[Translation: Why did you put in a fill-in-the-blank card that boiled down to "Retasu gets off thinking about Issei, and, oh yeah, he doesn't want her at all", she is fairly sure that made everyone secretly hate her.]

[harpbeat]

Mostly 'cause I thought I'd win the round and it's not that horrible.

[dollphilia]

[Once again, Three can't sleep. That's why she's curled up in a blanket on her Servant's bed instead. He doesn't need to rest, so listening to him talk throughout the night was never a problem.]

Satanick...what's your wife like?

[diabolarchy]

Lil?

[That gets a blink, and he actually stops talking for a moment while he considers the question.]

Why do you ask?

[That'll affect how he describes her.]

Issei because I'm a terrible person

[aquaticrush]

[When Issei arrives in pursuit of his double at the new apartment Retasu has for herself, he'll find that the door was left unlocked and hear the taps left running -- she wouldn't do either normally. It's a small enough place, so a few steps down the hall, he'll be in the kitchen.

The sink is indeed running, but of more urgency is Retasu pressed against the wall, trembling and coming down off a bright green glowing aura, breathing heavily with her pupils shrunken. At her feet is a strangled, very wet Opposite Doppelganger Issei.

She hasn't even noticed the real one come in.]

[unknownrival]

[Issei looks over the scene for a moment.

That is definitely his opposite on the ground, and he doesn't seem to be moving. That's definitely Retasu.

The person to show concern for is always Retasu, no matter what else happened.]

Are you okay, Retasu?

hits up satanica...'s butt

[dollphilia]

[It's surprising how Three doesn't get sick often, seeing as she has some unhealthy habits. Yet, luck wouldn't be on her side today, as a fever has rendered her quite more lethargic than usual.]

Hmgh...

[Not that it stops her from trying to get out of bed, although she's half fallen on the floor whilst her pj bottoms are slipping out.]

my butt!

[satanophany]

Not a chance, not a chance!

[Satanica is quick to appear by her Master's side, wrapping her arms around her and trying to lift her. Three doesn't look heavy.]

You, missy, are sick, and you're going back to bed.

throw anyone from cute demon crashers at me

[papillonmagique]

[When Clare and her found a way to summon an incubus or succubus, Clare had joked that Zoe should totally try it. Laughing when her friend spluttered indignantly, but they both brushed it off as a joke, especially considering it was just a scrawled note that Zoe had found when she was browsing for a few summoning texts.

But now as she looks at the note again, it's almost tempting; sure Zoe is technically an angel now, but the thought of pissing off her superiors made the thought even more tempting. But what if it did work, then what? Zoe isn't exactly the most confident about this kind of thing, even if she tried to act like it, and she would probably die of embarrassment.

But it's a new kind of magic and if it's fake or summons some sort of hell monster instead, she should burn this so nobody else tries this. Okay, so with that plan in mind, she waits until her family leaves before sitting on the floor of her room, drawing out the symbol and following the note. Frowning as she waits to see if it does work, but it totally has to be a joke or something.....]

your wish is my command

[deil]

[Any doubt that this worked to summon something would disappear once a glowing purple portal appeared over the symbol. Stepping out from it, Orias takes in his surroundings. Looks like a bedroom, with a young woman sitting on the floor.

She doesn't feel quite human. That's new.]

How may I help you?

yonacchiiii

[mopocalypse]

[Ever on the run, these two have stowed away on the wrong ship. Well, unless you consider "the one that ends up in a storm and tosses them overboard, where they cling to a crate of beach balls and wash up on a deserted island" the right ship.]

Whoa... Look where we are! What do you think we can do here?

[chasescenes]

We're going to die.

[Thanks for the doom and gloom, Yonaka.]

Dat poison bug AU

[oneirism]

[Even though Lapis is a moth, she doesn't really worry about predators much - she tends to be eerie enough that most other insects avoid her, especially since she tends to hang out with spirits. Not a lot of bugs want to hang out with someone like that.

But there is one who's an exception, even if Lapis in uncertain she's happy about that - sure Tsumuri is nice to her, but he does have a reputation or tormenting and torturing most of the other bugs around here. Which she's managed to avoid probably because she flies incredibly fast and quickly made an excuse to leave when she was becoming unsure of the situation. Which happened often since Tsumuri being affectionate usually made her feel flustered and unsure.

But today she hasn't seem him around, and Lapis isn't sure if she's sad or happy about that. Gold eyes glancing around from her perch on the flower she's resting on, before she yawns, flopping onto her stomach as her wings stretch out behind her. Laying about like this for a couple of minutes should be okay either way...]

[poisonbug]

[Moths are delicious, but Tsumuri has enough food that he doesn't need to worry about that. He can pick and choose, and keep the insects he likes around to play with.

He's actually looking for Lapis when he spots her laying on a flower, and he grins. He's a lucky bug.]

Mmm, is this a defenseless moth laid out just for me~?

some cute succubus

[heptagram]

[The closest thing Patchouli had to a bedroom was that she'd isolated a corner of her library with a bed in it. So, that's where Mirari showed up, if anywhere. Or maybe she arrived in a slightly more normal way.

Point is, Patchouli wakes up somewhere in the corner of her library just in time to catch sight of Mirari.]

...Eh? When did you get here? [Her first thought? That failed summoning thing she tried a while ago actually did work with a delayed effect that wasn't mentioned in the book.

She sits up, staring up at the dizzying height of her library as she speaks.] You don't look like anyone I've ever seen around. [Probably why she hasn't chucked a book at her yet. This does NOT look like someone who's Marisa-tier.]

[demonial]

Just now!

[Mirari is bright and cheerful, as always, swishing her tail as she speaks.]

I was summoned, but I was a little busy at the time with a different summoning, so I had to delay coming for a bit. I'm here now! What do you need?

[Wow, this library is intense! Orias would adore it.]