Call Me Out v. 8.0

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CALL ME OUT
CUTE DEMON CRASHERS! / DEPT. HEAVEN / FIRE EMBLEM / HATOFUL BOYFRIEND / JJBA / MEGATEN / MOGEKO / SAINT YOUNG MEN / TYPE-MOON / MISC.
↺CUTE DEMON CRASHERS!
AKKI CUTE DEMON CRASHERS! ( DEVILET )	KAEL CUTE DEMON CRASHERS! ( DAYMARE )	MIRARI CUTE DEMON CRASHERS! ( DEMONIAL )	ORIAS CUTE DEMON CRASHERS! ( DEIL )
↺DEPT. HEAVEN
CIERRA RIVIERA: THE PROMISED LAND ( CALAMITYFLARE )	EIN RIVIERA: THE PROMISED LAND ( ZEROWINGANGEL )	HECTOR RIVIERA: THE PROMISED LAND ( BIGGERBAD )	LEDAH ROZWELLI RIVIERA: THE PROMISED LAND ( GAVEUPFEELING )
MALICE RUCTOR RIVIERA: THE PROMISED LAND ( GAVEUPFUTURE )	ROSE R. CRAWFORD RIVIERA: THE PROMISED LAND ( HISTORIANCATGIRL )	SERENE RIVIERA: THE PROMISED LAND ( SERENEABSOLUTE )	EMILIA YGGDRA UNION ( MOREANDMORE )
EUDY YGGDRA UNION ( ARMTHECANNONS )	GULCASA YGGDRA UNION ( BLAZINGEMPEROR )	NESSIAH YGGDRA UNION ( GRANCENTURIO )	PAMELA YGGDRA UNION ( YUMEL )
EATER BLAZE UNION ( HARPBEAT )	AJO GRAFOR GLORIA UNION ( SCIENTIFICBEAST )	ASHLEY GLORIA UNION ( EUFORIA )
↺FIRE EMBLEM
RENNAC FIRE EMBLEM: THE SACRED STONES ( BARELYTRIED )	LEANNE FIRE EMBLEM: PATH OF RADIANCE ( SERENESPRINCESS )	LOTZ FIRE EMBLEM: PATH OF RADIANCE ( HAWKATTENDANT )	NAESALA FIRE EMBLEM: PATH OF RADIANCE ( CAWING )
OLIVER FIRE EMBLEM: PATH OF RADIANCE ( BEAUTYINFLESH )	SANAKI KIRSCH ALTINA FIRE EMBLEM: PATH OF RADIANCE ( TRUEEMPRESS )	HEATHER FIRE EMBLEM: RADIANT DAWN ( SAPPHICTHIEF )	GAIUS FIRE EMBLEM: AWAKENING ( FRUCTOSE )
↺HATOFUL BOYFRIEND
THE KING HATOFUL BOYFRIEND ( KINGSOFAFEATHER )	(HUMAN) THE KING HATOFUL BOYFRIEND ( COURTLYCRIER )	TOHRI NISHIKIKOUJI HATOFUL BOYFRIEND ( GAMEFORART )	(HUMAN) TOHRI NISHIKIKOUJI JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( PHEASANTCOMPANY )
↺JJBA
BRUNO BUCCELLATI JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( ZIPLIPS )	DIAVOLO JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( THANWITHVINEGAR )	JONATHAN JOESTAR JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( RIPPLEUSER )	KOICHI HIROSE JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( ECHOCHAMBER )
MELONE JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( INCOMPATIBILITY )	MIKITAKA HAZEKURA JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( SPACEPILOT )	NARCISO ANASUI JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( DIVESDOWN )	NORIAKI KAKYOIN JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( RERO )
PANACOTTA FUGO JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( HOLESTORY )	PESCI JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( BEACHBOY )	VINEGAR DOPPIO JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( MOREWITHHONEY )
↺MEGATEN
ALICE SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI ( ALLMYFRIENDSAREDEAD )	BEELZEBUB SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI ( GODOFEKRON )	CHAOS HERO SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI ( CHAOSHERO )	CU CHULAINN SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI ( HOUNDOFCULANN )
LAW HERO SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI ( LAWHERO )	LUCIFER SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI ( ZIGGYCYPHRE )	MARA SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI ( MARALAGIDYNE )	NEBIROS SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI ( KILLEDFORHER )
NEUTRAL HERO SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI ( NEUTRALHERO )	ALEPH SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI II ( ALEPHBET )	ANOON SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI II ( FAIRYCRUSH )	BETH SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI II ( CREATEDPARTNER )
DALETH SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI II ( DALETFORDAHL )	GIMMEL SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI II ( GIMMEL )	HIROKO SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI II ( GOTITGOINGON )	YHWH SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI II ( HEAVENISASHEAVENDOES )
ZAYIN SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI II ( HALFACCUSER )	ISAMU NITTA SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI III: NOCTURNE ( GODWHALE )	JYOJI HIJIRI SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI III: NOCTURNE ( THEPATHIBELIEVEIN )	AKIRA SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI IV ( CANTWAITTOBEKING )
FLYNN SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI IV ( ENTRUSTEDFUTURE )	ISSACHAR SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI IV ( GAUNTLETLESS )	JONATHAN SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI IV ( LAWSHEEP )	MERKABAH SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI IV ( GODSCHARIOT )
TAMAKI UCHIHA SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: IF... ( IFTHEN )	KANBARI SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: STRANGE JOURNEY ( GIVESACRAP )	BERITH SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( MYHORSEISAMAZING )	ENOCH SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( STATUARIED )
HOSHIGAMI SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( STARGOD )	LENA SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( GOTSOMENERVE )	LUCIFER SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( DADCIFER )	MAMMON SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( UNCLEMAMMON )
MIRAI KANAME SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( DEVILGIRL )	MIRAI & SETSUNA'S MOTHERS SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( LOVERTOADEVIL )	NAGAHISA KAI SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( ANGELCHILD )	PHEGOR SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( RIDESDUCKS )
RAPHAEL SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( INVENTIVEANGEL )	SETSUNA KAI SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( DEVILCHILD )	ZEBUL SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( BELZEBUL )	ZETT TAKAJO SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( SCENTOFMAKAI )
(MANGA) ZETT TAKAJO SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( DEMONFLY )	DAHN TSUKIGATA SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL SUMMONER: RAIDOU KUZUNOHA ( LOCUST )	NAGI SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL SUMMONER: RAIDOU KUZUNOHA ( INTHEORY )	RAIDOU KUZUNOHA XIV SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL SUMMONER: RAIDOU KUZUNOHA ( PROTECTSCAPITAL )
RAIHO SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL SUMMONER: RAIDOU KUZUNOHA ( HEEINGTHEFOURTHHO )	KAZUYA MINEGISHI SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL SURVIVOR ( SHEEPNSTUFF )	MIDORI KOMAKI SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL SURVIVOR ( PRETTYTAMER )	KATSUYA SUOU SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 2 ( WITHAK )
AKINARI KAMIKI SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 3 ( DYINGSUN )
↺MOGEKO
ALELA=GRORA THE GRAY GARDEN ( ALELA )	DIALO THE GRAY GARDEN ( DIALO )	FUMUS THE GRAY GARDEN ( HOLYSMOKING )	IVLIS GARDEN GRAY THE ( FLAMMULE )
KCALB THE GRAY GARDEN ( BLACKBACKWARDS )	KCALB GARDEN GRAY THE ( BACKWARDSBLACK )	LOST THE GRAY GARDEN ( WITHOUTAMAP )	LZET THE GRAY GARDEN ( DROSOPHILA )
ROSALIYA PHANTOMROSE THE GRAY GARDEN ( ANASTATICA )	SATANICA GARDEN GRAY THE ( SATANPHANY )	SATANICK THE GRAY GARDEN ( DIABOLARCHY )	WODAHS THE GRAY GARDEN ( EYEPATCHOFPOWER )
WODAHS GARDEN GRAY THE ( EYEPATCHGLARE )	YUKISADA ICE SCREAM ( OUL )	LORD PROSCIUTTO MOGEKO CASTLE ( KNOWTHYHAM )	mOGEKO MOGEKO CASTLE ( LOWEREDCASE )
(GIJINKA) mOGEKO MOGEKO CASTLE ( TOPARCH )	SHINYA KURAI MOGEKO CASTLE ( CRUENTATE )	YONAKA KURAI MOGEKO CASTLE ( CHASESCENES )	MAEKAMI OBSOLETE DREAM ( TENDSBAR )
TSUMURI POISON BUGS ( POISONBUG )	CHERRYBLOD WADANOHARA AND THE GREAT BLUE SEA ( CHERRYBLOODED )	(FEM) CHERRYBLOD WADANOHARA AND THE GREAT BLUE SEA ( CHERRYSHRIMP )	MEIKAI WADANOHARA AND THE GREAT BLUE SEA ( GREATSORCERER )
(RED) MEIKAI WADANOHARA AND THE GREAT BLUE SEA ( REDSORCERER )	MIYURA WADANOHARA AND THE GREAT BLUE SEA ( SEAMAID )	VER MILLION WADANOHARA AND THE GREAT BLUE SEA ( DEMONOFFORTUNE )
↺SAINT YOUNG MEN
ANDREW SAINT YOUNG MEN ( FISHEDFORFOLLOWERS )	BEELZEBUB SAINT YOUNG MEN ( GADFLIES )	JESUS CHRIST SAINT YOUNG MEN ( CRUCIFICTION )	JUDAS ISCARIOT SAINT YOUNG MEN ( SILVERCOINS )
LUCIFER SAINT YOUNG MEN ( STRIPPEDOFGRACE )	(PRE-FALL) LUCIFER SAINT YOUNG MEN ( LIGHTOFGRACE )	MARA SAINT YOUNG MEN ( TEMPTATSUN )	MICHAEL SAINT YOUNG MEN ( ARCHANGELOFDERP )
↺TYPE-MOON
V/V ANGEL NOTES ( HEAVENSCORPSE )	HARUNA MOCHIZUKI BATTLE MOON WARS ( HIGHBEAT )	KAIE KARYOU Decoration Disorder Disconnection ( GENUINEDEMON )	ARCHER FATE/STAY NIGHT ( FUTUREBADASS )
ASSASSIN FATE/STAY NIGHT ( GATESPARTNER )	CASTER FATE/STAY NIGHT ( BREAKINGTHERULES )	ISSEI RYUDO FATE/STAY NIGHT ( UNKNOWNRIVAL )	(FEM) ISSEI RYUDO FATE/STAY NIGHT ( RYUDOJI )
SHINJI MATOU FATE/STAY NIGHT ( BELOWAVERAGE )	(YOUNG) SHINJI MATOU FATE/STAY NIGHT ( BITTYMATOU )	SHIROU EMIYA FATE/STAY NIGHT ( HEROICPATH )	(FEM) SHIROU EMIYA FATE/STAY NIGHT ( HEAVENSFAILURE )
SOUICHIROU KUZUKI FATE/STAY NIGHT ( SNAKETECHNIQUE )	RIDER FATE/ZERO ( RIDINGCHARIOTS )	RYUUNOSUKE URYUU FATE/ZERO ( KINDOFADEMON )	WAVER VELVET FATE/ZERO ( THIRDGENERATION )
SHINJI MATOU FATE/EXTRA ( GIFTEDATEIGHT )	CASTER FATE/EXTRA CCC ( COMBATLESS )	MIYU EDELFELT FATE/KALEID LINER ( MAGICALGIRLSREPRESENT )	RIDER OF BLACK FATE/APOCRYPHA ( RIDERTOTHEMOON )
↺MISC.
MIKADO AISAKA 1BITHEART ( MASTERPROGRAMMER )	YOSHI NANASE 1BITHEART ( MIDDEN )	(FUTURE) YOSHI NANASE 1BITHEART ( FUTURABLE )	KANNABI NO MIKOTO AIR ( BONYWINGS )
MEPHISTOPHELES ANIMAMUNDI: DARK ALCHEMIST ( INCORRIGIBLEDEVIL )	ST. GERMANT CASSEL ANIMAMUNDI: DARK ALCHEMIST ( CARAMELCASSEL )	AUSTRIA AXIS POWERS HETALIA ( STEIERMARK )	SEALAND AXIS POWERS HETALIA ( DEFACTONATION )
CREED DISKENTH BLACK CAT ( CREEDENCE )	D THE CROOKED MAN ( DFORDREAMER )	THOMAS MACLAINE DEADLY PREMONITION ( BISQUIRREL )	ALCIEL THE DEVIL IS A PART-TIMER ( HOUSEDEMON )
LUCIFER THE DEVIL IS A PART-TIMER ( LIVINGTHENEETLIFE )	MAOU DOT KARESHI ~WE'RE 8BIT LOVERS~ ( LORDOFDORKNESS )	GILGAMESH EIYUU SENKI ( EIYUUOUSENKI )	AMON EL SHADDAI ( HEWANTSTHEDEVIL )
ARMAROS EL SHADDAI ( DANCINGGLAD )	AFFECTIONATE DEVIL FALLEN LONDON ( BRASSTACKS )	KOUTAROU SUGA FOREST OF DRIZZLING RAIN ( GEMUINEMANAGEMENT )	EQUIUS ZAHHAK HOMESTUCK ( STRONGHIGHFIVE )
NEPETA LEIJON HOMESTUCK ( PLAYPURRTEND )	GARRY IB ( LOVESME )	IB IB ( IBIDEM )	ERAQUS KINGDOM HEARTS: BIRTH BY SLEEP ( PHOTIC )
NAUGHTY SORCERESS KINGDOM OF LOATHING ( SONAUGHTY )	GHIRAHIM THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: SKYWARD SWORD ( SWORDCRAZY )	CAMILLE LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD'S WOLF ( EARED )	CARL LLAMAS WITH HATS ( LLAMAWITHHAT )
MIKOTO MIKOSHIBA MONTHLY GIRLS' NOZAKI-KUN ( FLOWEREXPERT )	EMIL NIER ( PETRIFICATES )	SECHS NIER ( MANYRULER )	HASTUR NYARUKO-SAN! ANOTHER CRAWLING CHAOS ( TRAPINYELLOW )
MAHIRO YASAKA NYARUKO-SAN! ANOTHER CRAWLING CHAOS ( THELURKINGFORK )	THE BATTER OFF ( PURIFICATIONINPROGRESS )	BRIDGET DOHERTY THE REFORMED VAMPIRE SUPPORT GROUP ( BADHIPSVAMPIRE )	BLIND MAG REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA ( BEYOURREAM )
SHERRY BIRKIN RESIDENT EVIL 2 ( VINODEJEREZ )	ZEX STAR CONTROL 2 ( HUMANFASCINATION )	DAKTAKLAKPAK STAR CONTROL 3 ( IDENTIFYINGUSERNAME )	ALTAIR BONHEUR UNCOMMON TIME ( STARDAD )
SAEKI UNDERWORLD CAPITAL INCIDENT ( UNDERWORLDESCORT )	ELLEN THE WITCH'S HOUSE ( VIOLE )

Comments

[notsogrimreaper]

Well, you’re lucky I’m here! I’ll have to tell you all about him.

[heavenscorpse]

[She's gonna get to hear a story!]

Okay. Tell me everything.

[notsogrimreaper]

Well, Santa Claus is this old man in a red suit with a big belly and a long white beard. He lives in the North Pole making toys with his elves, and he flies around the world on his sleigh pulled by reindeer to give all the good children toys every Christmas!

[And despite how ridiculous that sounds, Ryoji still believes it.]

[heavenscorpse]

Isn't that a lot of flying to do overnight?

[V/V sees some of the problems with this idea instantly.]

[notsogrimreaper]

Not if you’re magic! Santa has no problems flying that much. He can stop time and everything so he makes it in time!

[Because that’s obvious.]

[heavenscorpse]

...But I thought people gave each other presents.

[notsogrimreaper]

Yeah, and Santa gives us extra ones without asking for anything in return!

[heavenscorpse]

That's really nice of him!

[Ryoji believes it, so she will too.]

[notsogrimreaper]

He’s really nice! I’m pretty sure he’s a saint, and that’s the reason we celebrate Christmas.

[He doesn’t know all of the religious side of things, but it seems nice to celebrate giving and generosity.]

[heavenscorpse]

Oh, so that's why it is? I'll remember that.

[...V/V has really no idea.]

[notsogrimreaper]

Wow, you really don’t know anything about this…

[And now it looks like Ryoji has an idea. He runs off down to his bedroom, pulling out his laptop.]

[heavenscorpse]

? Are we going to do research?

[Of course she followed him there.]

[notsogrimreaper]

Sort of. I’m finding you a Christmas poem that has him in it!

[Even Ryoji’s heard it before.]

[heavenscorpse]

Oh, I like poetry!

[Like, a lot.]

[notsogrimreaper]

Oh, really? Well, you’ll probably like this then! It’s called ‘The Night Before Christmas’. Do you want me to read it to you?

[heavenscorpse]

Yes, please.

[She settles in for a good reading.]

[notsogrimreaper]

[He puts as much emotion as he can into the reading of the poem, and he does a good job, even if he stumbles over some of the words.]

[heavenscorpse]

[When he's done, she claps for him with enthusiasm.]

[notsogrimreaper]

[He laughs and offers a bow.]

So that’s the story! It’s what Santa does for every child on earth while they’re sleeping.

[heavenscorpse]

Santa's very nice. No wonder we're making him cookies.

[notsogrimreaper]

Right! So maybe we should get to work on those now?

[heavenscorpse]

Oh, right! We don't have as much time as Santa does.

[notsogrimreaper]

Nope! Come on into the kitchen, I have everything set up.

[heavenscorpse]

[She follows him into the kitchen, humming to herself and smiling.]

[notsogrimreaper]

[Ryoji starts getting the basic ingredients poured into a bowl, before offering her a spoon.]

Could you stir this up for me?