Call Me Out v. 8.0

[misheard]

CALL ME OUT
CUTE DEMON CRASHERS! / DEPT. HEAVEN / FIRE EMBLEM / HATOFUL BOYFRIEND / JJBA / MEGATEN / MOGEKO / SAINT YOUNG MEN / TYPE-MOON / MISC.
↺CUTE DEMON CRASHERS!
AKKI CUTE DEMON CRASHERS! ( DEVILET )	KAEL CUTE DEMON CRASHERS! ( DAYMARE )	MIRARI CUTE DEMON CRASHERS! ( DEMONIAL )	ORIAS CUTE DEMON CRASHERS! ( DEIL )
↺DEPT. HEAVEN
CIERRA RIVIERA: THE PROMISED LAND ( CALAMITYFLARE )	EIN RIVIERA: THE PROMISED LAND ( ZEROWINGANGEL )	HECTOR RIVIERA: THE PROMISED LAND ( BIGGERBAD )	LEDAH ROZWELLI RIVIERA: THE PROMISED LAND ( GAVEUPFEELING )
MALICE RUCTOR RIVIERA: THE PROMISED LAND ( GAVEUPFUTURE )	ROSE R. CRAWFORD RIVIERA: THE PROMISED LAND ( HISTORIANCATGIRL )	SERENE RIVIERA: THE PROMISED LAND ( SERENEABSOLUTE )	EMILIA YGGDRA UNION ( MOREANDMORE )
EUDY YGGDRA UNION ( ARMTHECANNONS )	GULCASA YGGDRA UNION ( BLAZINGEMPEROR )	NESSIAH YGGDRA UNION ( GRANCENTURIO )	PAMELA YGGDRA UNION ( YUMEL )
EATER BLAZE UNION ( HARPBEAT )	AJO GRAFOR GLORIA UNION ( SCIENTIFICBEAST )	ASHLEY GLORIA UNION ( EUFORIA )
↺FIRE EMBLEM
RENNAC FIRE EMBLEM: THE SACRED STONES ( BARELYTRIED )	LEANNE FIRE EMBLEM: PATH OF RADIANCE ( SERENESPRINCESS )	LOTZ FIRE EMBLEM: PATH OF RADIANCE ( HAWKATTENDANT )	NAESALA FIRE EMBLEM: PATH OF RADIANCE ( CAWING )
OLIVER FIRE EMBLEM: PATH OF RADIANCE ( BEAUTYINFLESH )	SANAKI KIRSCH ALTINA FIRE EMBLEM: PATH OF RADIANCE ( TRUEEMPRESS )	HEATHER FIRE EMBLEM: RADIANT DAWN ( SAPPHICTHIEF )	GAIUS FIRE EMBLEM: AWAKENING ( FRUCTOSE )
↺HATOFUL BOYFRIEND
THE KING HATOFUL BOYFRIEND ( KINGSOFAFEATHER )	(HUMAN) THE KING HATOFUL BOYFRIEND ( COURTLYCRIER )	TOHRI NISHIKIKOUJI HATOFUL BOYFRIEND ( GAMEFORART )	(HUMAN) TOHRI NISHIKIKOUJI JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( PHEASANTCOMPANY )
↺JJBA
BRUNO BUCCELLATI JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( ZIPLIPS )	DIAVOLO JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( THANWITHVINEGAR )	JONATHAN JOESTAR JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( RIPPLEUSER )	KOICHI HIROSE JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( ECHOCHAMBER )
MELONE JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( INCOMPATIBILITY )	MIKITAKA HAZEKURA JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( SPACEPILOT )	NARCISO ANASUI JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( DIVESDOWN )	NORIAKI KAKYOIN JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( RERO )
PANACOTTA FUGO JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( HOLESTORY )	PESCI JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( BEACHBOY )	VINEGAR DOPPIO JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE ( MOREWITHHONEY )
↺MEGATEN
ALICE SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI ( ALLMYFRIENDSAREDEAD )	BEELZEBUB SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI ( GODOFEKRON )	CHAOS HERO SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI ( CHAOSHERO )	CU CHULAINN SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI ( HOUNDOFCULANN )
LAW HERO SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI ( LAWHERO )	LUCIFER SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI ( ZIGGYCYPHRE )	MARA SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI ( MARALAGIDYNE )	NEBIROS SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI ( KILLEDFORHER )
NEUTRAL HERO SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI ( NEUTRALHERO )	ALEPH SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI II ( ALEPHBET )	ANOON SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI II ( FAIRYCRUSH )	BETH SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI II ( CREATEDPARTNER )
DALETH SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI II ( DALETFORDAHL )	GIMMEL SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI II ( GIMMEL )	HIROKO SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI II ( GOTITGOINGON )	YHWH SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI II ( HEAVENISASHEAVENDOES )
ZAYIN SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI II ( HALFACCUSER )	ISAMU NITTA SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI III: NOCTURNE ( GODWHALE )	JYOJI HIJIRI SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI III: NOCTURNE ( THEPATHIBELIEVEIN )	AKIRA SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI IV ( CANTWAITTOBEKING )
FLYNN SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI IV ( ENTRUSTEDFUTURE )	ISSACHAR SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI IV ( GAUNTLETLESS )	JONATHAN SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI IV ( LAWSHEEP )	MERKABAH SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI IV ( GODSCHARIOT )
TAMAKI UCHIHA SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: IF... ( IFTHEN )	KANBARI SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: STRANGE JOURNEY ( GIVESACRAP )	BERITH SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( MYHORSEISAMAZING )	ENOCH SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( STATUARIED )
HOSHIGAMI SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( STARGOD )	LENA SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( GOTSOMENERVE )	LUCIFER SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( DADCIFER )	MAMMON SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( UNCLEMAMMON )
MIRAI KANAME SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( DEVILGIRL )	MIRAI & SETSUNA'S MOTHERS SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( LOVERTOADEVIL )	NAGAHISA KAI SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( ANGELCHILD )	PHEGOR SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( RIDESDUCKS )
RAPHAEL SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( INVENTIVEANGEL )	SETSUNA KAI SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( DEVILCHILD )	ZEBUL SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( BELZEBUL )	ZETT TAKAJO SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( SCENTOFMAKAI )
(MANGA) ZETT TAKAJO SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL CHILDREN ( DEMONFLY )	DAHN TSUKIGATA SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL SUMMONER: RAIDOU KUZUNOHA ( LOCUST )	NAGI SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL SUMMONER: RAIDOU KUZUNOHA ( INTHEORY )	RAIDOU KUZUNOHA XIV SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL SUMMONER: RAIDOU KUZUNOHA ( PROTECTSCAPITAL )
RAIHO SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL SUMMONER: RAIDOU KUZUNOHA ( HEEINGTHEFOURTHHO )	KAZUYA MINEGISHI SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL SURVIVOR ( SHEEPNSTUFF )	MIDORI KOMAKI SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: DEVIL SURVIVOR ( PRETTYTAMER )	KATSUYA SUOU SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 2 ( WITHAK )
AKINARI KAMIKI SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: PERSONA 3 ( DYINGSUN )
↺MOGEKO
ALELA=GRORA THE GRAY GARDEN ( ALELA )	DIALO THE GRAY GARDEN ( DIALO )	FUMUS THE GRAY GARDEN ( HOLYSMOKING )	IVLIS GARDEN GRAY THE ( FLAMMULE )
KCALB THE GRAY GARDEN ( BLACKBACKWARDS )	KCALB GARDEN GRAY THE ( BACKWARDSBLACK )	LOST THE GRAY GARDEN ( WITHOUTAMAP )	LZET THE GRAY GARDEN ( DROSOPHILA )
ROSALIYA PHANTOMROSE THE GRAY GARDEN ( ANASTATICA )	SATANICA GARDEN GRAY THE ( SATANPHANY )	SATANICK THE GRAY GARDEN ( DIABOLARCHY )	WODAHS THE GRAY GARDEN ( EYEPATCHOFPOWER )
WODAHS GARDEN GRAY THE ( EYEPATCHGLARE )	YUKISADA ICE SCREAM ( OUL )	LORD PROSCIUTTO MOGEKO CASTLE ( KNOWTHYHAM )	mOGEKO MOGEKO CASTLE ( LOWEREDCASE )
(GIJINKA) mOGEKO MOGEKO CASTLE ( TOPARCH )	SHINYA KURAI MOGEKO CASTLE ( CRUENTATE )	YONAKA KURAI MOGEKO CASTLE ( CHASESCENES )	MAEKAMI OBSOLETE DREAM ( TENDSBAR )
TSUMURI POISON BUGS ( POISONBUG )	CHERRYBLOD WADANOHARA AND THE GREAT BLUE SEA ( CHERRYBLOODED )	(FEM) CHERRYBLOD WADANOHARA AND THE GREAT BLUE SEA ( CHERRYSHRIMP )	MEIKAI WADANOHARA AND THE GREAT BLUE SEA ( GREATSORCERER )
(RED) MEIKAI WADANOHARA AND THE GREAT BLUE SEA ( REDSORCERER )	MIYURA WADANOHARA AND THE GREAT BLUE SEA ( SEAMAID )	VER MILLION WADANOHARA AND THE GREAT BLUE SEA ( DEMONOFFORTUNE )
↺SAINT YOUNG MEN
ANDREW SAINT YOUNG MEN ( FISHEDFORFOLLOWERS )	BEELZEBUB SAINT YOUNG MEN ( GADFLIES )	JESUS CHRIST SAINT YOUNG MEN ( CRUCIFICTION )	JUDAS ISCARIOT SAINT YOUNG MEN ( SILVERCOINS )
LUCIFER SAINT YOUNG MEN ( STRIPPEDOFGRACE )	(PRE-FALL) LUCIFER SAINT YOUNG MEN ( LIGHTOFGRACE )	MARA SAINT YOUNG MEN ( TEMPTATSUN )	MICHAEL SAINT YOUNG MEN ( ARCHANGELOFDERP )
↺TYPE-MOON
V/V ANGEL NOTES ( HEAVENSCORPSE )	HARUNA MOCHIZUKI BATTLE MOON WARS ( HIGHBEAT )	KAIE KARYOU Decoration Disorder Disconnection ( GENUINEDEMON )	ARCHER FATE/STAY NIGHT ( FUTUREBADASS )
ASSASSIN FATE/STAY NIGHT ( GATESPARTNER )	CASTER FATE/STAY NIGHT ( BREAKINGTHERULES )	ISSEI RYUDO FATE/STAY NIGHT ( UNKNOWNRIVAL )	(FEM) ISSEI RYUDO FATE/STAY NIGHT ( RYUDOJI )
SHINJI MATOU FATE/STAY NIGHT ( BELOWAVERAGE )	(YOUNG) SHINJI MATOU FATE/STAY NIGHT ( BITTYMATOU )	SHIROU EMIYA FATE/STAY NIGHT ( HEROICPATH )	(FEM) SHIROU EMIYA FATE/STAY NIGHT ( HEAVENSFAILURE )
SOUICHIROU KUZUKI FATE/STAY NIGHT ( SNAKETECHNIQUE )	RIDER FATE/ZERO ( RIDINGCHARIOTS )	RYUUNOSUKE URYUU FATE/ZERO ( KINDOFADEMON )	WAVER VELVET FATE/ZERO ( THIRDGENERATION )
SHINJI MATOU FATE/EXTRA ( GIFTEDATEIGHT )	CASTER FATE/EXTRA CCC ( COMBATLESS )	MIYU EDELFELT FATE/KALEID LINER ( MAGICALGIRLSREPRESENT )	RIDER OF BLACK FATE/APOCRYPHA ( RIDERTOTHEMOON )
↺MISC.
MIKADO AISAKA 1BITHEART ( MASTERPROGRAMMER )	YOSHI NANASE 1BITHEART ( MIDDEN )	(FUTURE) YOSHI NANASE 1BITHEART ( FUTURABLE )	KANNABI NO MIKOTO AIR ( BONYWINGS )
MEPHISTOPHELES ANIMAMUNDI: DARK ALCHEMIST ( INCORRIGIBLEDEVIL )	ST. GERMANT CASSEL ANIMAMUNDI: DARK ALCHEMIST ( CARAMELCASSEL )	AUSTRIA AXIS POWERS HETALIA ( STEIERMARK )	SEALAND AXIS POWERS HETALIA ( DEFACTONATION )
CREED DISKENTH BLACK CAT ( CREEDENCE )	D THE CROOKED MAN ( DFORDREAMER )	THOMAS MACLAINE DEADLY PREMONITION ( BISQUIRREL )	ALCIEL THE DEVIL IS A PART-TIMER ( HOUSEDEMON )
LUCIFER THE DEVIL IS A PART-TIMER ( LIVINGTHENEETLIFE )	MAOU DOT KARESHI ~WE'RE 8BIT LOVERS~ ( LORDOFDORKNESS )	GILGAMESH EIYUU SENKI ( EIYUUOUSENKI )	AMON EL SHADDAI ( HEWANTSTHEDEVIL )
ARMAROS EL SHADDAI ( DANCINGGLAD )	AFFECTIONATE DEVIL FALLEN LONDON ( BRASSTACKS )	KOUTAROU SUGA FOREST OF DRIZZLING RAIN ( GEMUINEMANAGEMENT )	EQUIUS ZAHHAK HOMESTUCK ( STRONGHIGHFIVE )
NEPETA LEIJON HOMESTUCK ( PLAYPURRTEND )	GARRY IB ( LOVESME )	IB IB ( IBIDEM )	ERAQUS KINGDOM HEARTS: BIRTH BY SLEEP ( PHOTIC )
NAUGHTY SORCERESS KINGDOM OF LOATHING ( SONAUGHTY )	GHIRAHIM THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: SKYWARD SWORD ( SWORDCRAZY )	CAMILLE LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD'S WOLF ( EARED )	CARL LLAMAS WITH HATS ( LLAMAWITHHAT )
MIKOTO MIKOSHIBA MONTHLY GIRLS' NOZAKI-KUN ( FLOWEREXPERT )	EMIL NIER ( PETRIFICATES )	SECHS NIER ( MANYRULER )	HASTUR NYARUKO-SAN! ANOTHER CRAWLING CHAOS ( TRAPINYELLOW )
MAHIRO YASAKA NYARUKO-SAN! ANOTHER CRAWLING CHAOS ( THELURKINGFORK )	THE BATTER OFF ( PURIFICATIONINPROGRESS )	BRIDGET DOHERTY THE REFORMED VAMPIRE SUPPORT GROUP ( BADHIPSVAMPIRE )	BLIND MAG REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA ( BEYOURREAM )
SHERRY BIRKIN RESIDENT EVIL 2 ( VINODEJEREZ )	ZEX STAR CONTROL 2 ( HUMANFASCINATION )	DAKTAKLAKPAK STAR CONTROL 3 ( IDENTIFYINGUSERNAME )	ALTAIR BONHEUR UNCOMMON TIME ( STARDAD )
SAEKI UNDERWORLD CAPITAL INCIDENT ( UNDERWORLDESCORT )	ELLEN THE WITCH'S HOUSE ( VIOLE )

Comments

[diabolarchy]

I suppose, if you insist, I can tell you. The short version is I lost an arm and was nearly cut in half, and I've been healing since. Aaand the long version is that, but with more complaining about how boring being on bed rest is!

[Satanick chuckles, waving one hand vaguely. The other stays limp at his side with his near-useless healing arm.]

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ ...Well. That... wasn't what he'd been expecting to hear. That he'd found another, more interesting lover, sure, or that he'd just lost track of the time. Not - ]

You lost an arm? [ His gaze travels first to Satanick's left arm, then to his uselessly dangling right. ] Cut in half? [ Demons must have some very advanced health care.

He huffs. ] Well, whatever you did to warrant these injuries, I'm quite sure you deserved it. As it happens, I believe you deserve this one, too.

[ And he punches Satanick in the good arm, hard. ]

[diabolarchy]

Ow! [He can't even rub his arm, you jerk. At least it wasn't the healing one.

He actually looks sort of annoyed. That Valmont might have worried hasn't occurred to him at all, so he thinks he's just taking the time to add injury upon injury.]

Explain to me how I deserve that one. Unless you wanted me to bleed all over your sheets?

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ Suck it up, you big baby. If you can survive almost getting cut in half, you can survive a punch or two. ]

For -

[ making him worry ]

- being a bloody idiot, that's how! And you'd better not bleed on my sheets. It's bad enough your getting other bodily fluids on them. [ Eurgh. Let's not think about that right now. ]

[diabolarchy]

Isn't taking the time to heal before strenuous activities like ours a good sign of not being an idiot? [He huffs. He didn't wait all this time to be annoyed when he came back.] And that's what you have a washing machine for, right?

[whitehairedprettyboy]

I was referring to your getting injured in the first place! What exactly did you do to cause that level of brutality?

And I don't have a washing machine, as it happens.

[ The perks of being poor. ]

[diabolarchy]

Hm... You don't want to know about that one.

I'll get you a washing machine. Think of it as an apology for being gone so long, hm? [He means it teasingly, fully expecting Valmont to shoot back that he didn't want Satanick to come back in the first place and he wouldn't accept anything from him.]

[whitehairedprettyboy]

You... will?

[ Right. The demon's got his own castle. Of course he can afford something as simple as a washing machine.

Well. As humiliating as it might be to accept a gift from a demon, and as questionable as a demon's idea of a proper washing machine might turn out to be... why look a gift horse in the mouth? ]

It's the least you could do, isn't it?

[diabolarchy]

Certainly! I have washing machines coming out my ears, I might as well spare one for you.

It won't even eat half your socks. Intentionally, I mean. I'm not a miracle-worker.

[That'd be Fumus's job.]

Did you miss me so much that you aren't even complaining?

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ He doubts Satanick has that many washing machines. Then again, maybe he does. Who knows what passes for normal in a demon's household. ]

It had better not! These socks were expensive, you know.

[ Then the rest of what Satanick had said catches up with him. His face flushes. ]

No! I didn't - I didn't miss you! Don't flatter yourself!

[diabolarchy]

You did, you did, you absolutely did~

[He can't help teasing, even though - he really has no idea why. His sex is just that good? Has to be it. There's no other reason anyone would get attached to him.]

[whitehairedprettyboy]

[ Well, don't ask Valmont. He's certainly got no idea. ]

No, I did not! Why would I have missed you? Have you ever done anything for me other than humiliate me and make my life miserable?

[ This is what Valmont actually believes. ]

[diabolarchy]

Besides the orgasms? And now the washing machine, but let's say that doesn't count.

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Neither of those counts! I haven't wanted a single orgasm you gave me!

[ You absolute liar. ]

Ugh. I don't know why I bothered -

[ Bothered what? Worrying about him? That can't have been what he meant to say, surely. Valmont doesn't worry about people, and he especially doesn't worry about obnoxious sex-obsessed demons. ]

[diabolarchy]

Worrying about me?

[It comes out in his usual annoying chirp, but after a moment, he adds more quietly:] You shouldn't, you know.

[If there's anything Satanick does not know how to deal with, over his millenia of existence, it's people actually giving a damn about his life outside of sex. He's fine with that. It's much easier.]

[whitehairedprettyboy]

I don't! I wasn't!

[ Valmont turns away from Satanick. The wall has suddenly become a lot more interesting to look at. ]

Just - the next time you get yourself nearly killed, don't come crying to me afterwards, all right?

[diabolarchy]

No crying here! [He's back to his annoying enthusiasm and volume.] I just wanted to see you again, is that a crime?

[Well. Probably.]

[whitehairedprettyboy]

It's an expression, you twit. And if I know you, it'll become a crime before too long.

[ You're one to talk, Mr. Crime Lord. ]

[diabolarchy]

We~ll, it's true that I haven't had sex for two lonely months...

[whitehairedprettyboy]

You'll survive. I certainly have been.

[ There wasn't a whine in his voice there. Not at all. ]

Shouldn't you have been prescribed bed rest or something?

[diabolarchy]

I was. My servants just now let me leave on my own.

[He's been in a worse state than this up until now.]

Are you sure you don't need me to take the edge off?

[whitehairedprettyboy]

There's no edge to take off! I've been doing perfectly fine without you, and I'll thank you to let me keep it that way! Besides, what can you even do with one arm?

[ You had to ask. ]

[diabolarchy]

Three.

[His shadow arms are both perfectly fine. And now trying to pin Valmont to the bed.]

Whether you've missed me or not, I've missed you~

[whitehairedprettyboy]

Three - ?

[ Oh. Right. Those arms - what is he doing with - ]

Damn it, get off me! I told you, I don't need your idea of help!

[ But a keen observer might notice that he may not be struggling quite as much as he usually does. ]

[diabolarchy]

Come ooon, it'll be fun~!

[Satanick is that keen observer, and while normally he'd tease about that, he really would prefer if Valmont put up the same struggle as always. Much simpler. Much easier. Much cuter than having actual feelings besides anger and arousal.]