Call Me Out v. 7.0

[misheard]

You know how this works. Pick a character, put them in the subject line, give a prompt, receive thread.

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[ifbymyhands]

It even has a bite out of it. Hey, at least it's cuter than the sexy corn on the cob?

[bonywings]

Tell me you aren't considering wearing either.

[ifbymyhands]

Well, they don't really do Halloween in Kasumi Town yet, but I did dress up like a shark last year for a community thing.

I might not do produce this year, though. That's too weird even for me.

[bonywings]

At least don't be sexy produce.

[ifbymyhands]

How about this one?

[Is that... that is a sexy Rubik's Cube, Kanna isn't even going to understand that.]

[bonywings]

Why would you ever suggest that?

[ifbymyhands]

Because it's better than the Sexy Michael Jackson. I don't know. What do you want to be?

[bonywings]

Something reasonable. And not too revealing.

[ifbymyhands]

That probably cuts most of these out. Do you have any ideas? Maybe I could match whatever you are.

[bonywings]

Hm... Nothing too close to what I usually wear.

[ifbymyhands]

So no robes and probably no school uniforms. Uh... witch? Some of those are wearing actual clothes.

[bonywings]

A witch wouldn't be bad... I could ride your broomstick.

[ifbymyhands]

It likes you better anyway.

[bonywings]

I don't know why.

[ifbymyhands]

You have the talent?

[bonywings]

So should you.

[ifbymyhands]

Why? I'm not all that magical.

[bonywings]

It's your broom.

[ifbymyhands]

I don't think it's alive or anything. It just recognizes who has the ability and who sucks.

[bonywings]

It should be more fair.

[ifbymyhands]

But hey! If you want to be a witch, I'll go as your cat. Everyone wins, I guess!

[Hopefully not a sexy cat.]

[bonywings]

That isn't an accurate representation of our relationship at all.

[ifbymyhands]

Well, some people have a different definition of pet...

[bonywings]

A strange definition.

[ifbymyhands]

I guess if you want to pretend like that, it's not hurting anyone?