Call Me Out v. 7.0

[misheard]

You know how this works. Pick a character, put them in the subject line, give a prompt, receive thread.

Comments

[bonywings]

It's your broom.

[ifbymyhands]

I don't think it's alive or anything. It just recognizes who has the ability and who sucks.

[bonywings]

It should be more fair.

[ifbymyhands]

But hey! If you want to be a witch, I'll go as your cat. Everyone wins, I guess!

[Hopefully not a sexy cat.]

[bonywings]

That isn't an accurate representation of our relationship at all.

[ifbymyhands]

Well, some people have a different definition of pet...

[bonywings]

A strange definition.

[ifbymyhands]

I guess if you want to pretend like that, it's not hurting anyone?

[bonywings]

If they've both agreed, I suppose.

[ifbymyhands]

Don't worry. If it freaks you out, I won't dress up like your cat.

[She playfully gives her a headboop, though.]

[bonywings]

[Booped.]

What was that for?

[ifbymyhands]

It's cute. And like a cat.

[bonywings]

I'm not a cat.

[ifbymyhands]

But you're adorable. Well, if you don't want to be a witch and a cat for Halloween, and you don't want to be a sexy watermelon, do you have any other ideas?

[bonywings]

What about someone famous?

[She's thinking of cosplay.]

[ifbymyhands]

Like, dressing up like idols?

[bonywings]

That might be fun.

[ifbymyhands]

Sure! It'd be really cute, too. Everyone would be jealous or something.

[bonywings]

We would have the best-looking costumes.

[ifbymyhands]

Let's get to work!

[bonywings]

...I have never made a costume before.

[ifbymyhands]

Me neither. Do you think someone has tips?

[bonywings]

Someone must, on the community.

[ifbymyhands]

Okay! And otherwise, we could get sewing books or something.

[bonywings]

Let us take a library trip.