Fountain of Salmacis

[misheard]

The Fountain of Salmacis was known in classical times to have healing and rejuvenating properties. It also had a bad reputation, however, due to the pursuit of Hermaphroditus by the nymph Salmacis. The exact nature of the curse upon it is now unclear, but there are a few stories that have made it this far...

Ready for your RNG options? Or just pick one.

1. Effeminacy: Men who drank from the fountain of Salmacis were said to lose their manliness. Barbarians could be civilized into members of Greek society just from one sip. This applies to women as well - Salmacis herself was a Naiad who spent far more time bathing than hunting.
2. Orientation flip: Men who drank from the fountain were said to suddenly prefer other men to women, and the same went for women drinking from it. Now, if a gay man drank from the fountain, it only stands to reason that he'd prefer women, right? (Bisexuals can wait out in the hall.)
3. Hermaphroditic/Sexswap: Hermaphroditus is said, particularly in the excellent Genesis song "The Fountain of Salmacis", to have cursed the fountain to spread his condition to all who drank from it. Enjoy that drink of water giving you an extra set of parts. ...or maybe just a different one, if you're choosy.

Name and canon in the title, yada yada.

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[scorpiospider]

[She grabbed his shirt, pulling him close] Got something to show you.

[unknownrival]

I-is it something good? [Please be something good.]

[scorpiospider]

Depends on if you find it good. [She tilted her head, smiling]

[unknownrival]

All right. Let's see.

[scorpiospider]

[And her hands go to pants to take them off, her smiling turning saucy]

[unknownrival]

[Wait what is she-

Oh.

Oh.

He just stares for a second.]

...Th-that certainly is something.

[scorpiospider]

So what do you think?

[unknownrival]

C-Can I ask how long you've had that first?

[scorpiospider]

Well, I've had a bulge all my life. This is different, though. Not as flexible.

[unknownrival]

I see. This is, um. It's...

[It is difficult to say what you think of your girlfriend's dick.]

[scorpiospider]

It's nice, isn't it. Human bulges are fun.

[unknownrival]

Y-yes. That they are.

[scorpiospider]

Well, you saw mine. [Her hands reach out to his pants, intent on taking them off]

[unknownrival]

Wh-what are you-

[Nope, pants already off by the time he can bat her hands away.]

[scorpiospider]

Oh myyyyyyyy. [She grinned, looking up at him]

[unknownrival]

Wh-what's that for?! There's nothing to say 'oh my' at!

[scorpiospider]

You look like you might be bigger than me. Are you, hm?

[unknownrival]

...I couldn't say.

[scorpiospider]

Let's check. [Her hand came down to grab him]

[unknownrival]

[Squeak! Issei is not okay- actually Issei is okay with this, and she can probably tell by how quickly he's stiffening in her hand.]

[scorpiospider]

Oh myyyyyyyy! So this is what human bulges do. [She grinned, moving her hand slightly up and down]

[unknownrival]

Y-yes, that means they're, um, a-aroused.

[Why was he born on this earth to date this person.]

[scorpiospider]

Aroused, huh? So you liiiiiiiike this. And look. [She indicated her own starting erection] Look what you've done to me.

[unknownrival]

[Issei swallowed.] I intend to take responsibility.

[scorpiospider]

You better. [Her hand tightened briefly, warningly, before she went back to stroking him again]