SLEEPOVER MEME

[misheard]

 the SLEEPOVER meme

☏1 IT'S A SLEEPOVER HELL YEAH
☏2 No, really, it's a sleepover - the most cliché sleepover in the universe. You may be at a slumber party with 10 people, or you might just be with your best friend, but damn this is the best sleepover.
☏3 Your setting is embarrassingly cute. All the blankets and pillows are adorable - baby pandas, kittens, fluffy clouds, Miffy - and it's all in pale pink and blue. It looks like ten-year-old girls were in charge of the decor. You have ridiculously fluffy bunny slippers to wear, your pyjamas have puppies awkwardly placed over strategic spots and show too much skin/hairy leg to be decent, and there is even more awkwardness because you all have to share one bathroom. 
☏4 You could play sleepover games, like truth or dare or spin the bottle! If you choose to watch a movie, keep in mind that only scary movies will be available to watch, for appropriate shrieking and clinging. Your characters may also be compelled to gossip and do each other's hair and makeup. Even if they're boys. Especially if they're boys.
☏5 Post and tag around and make your character hate themselves forever.

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Issei Ryudo | Fate/stay night

[unknownrival]

[starofchaos]

[Louis lies on his stomach, arms folded underneath his head to support it as he stares awkwardly at Issei.]

Do I even need to ask who decorated this place?

[unknownrival]

It could be done a little more... Well, it could be done better.

What do you want to do first? We have plenty on the sleepover agenda.

[starofchaos]

A little less girlish? It makes me feel as though I should be in a different form.

...such as? The requirements of sleepovers desert me.

[unknownrival]

Not all of us have that luxury.

As I recall, the components of sleepovers are typically painting each other's nails, doing each other's hair and makeup, playing truth or dare - we'd need a few more for spin the bottle to be much fun, and other games come to mind - watching scary movies, and so on.

[starofchaos]

...

[A chuckle rose up, unstoppable.]

My. Such a human activity... Well then. I suppose I have little else to do. Although my nails are already painted.

[unknownrival]

That rules that out tonight, then. Would you like truth or dare? I doubt any movie could possibly scare you.

[starofchaos]

I could paint your nails, if you wished.

Although I suppose truth or dare would be interesting.

[unknownrival]

Mm, I'd rather play the game first. Maybe later, if it still appeals.

So. Truth or dare?

[starofchaos]

Hm. Dare, then. If you can think of one suitable for me.

[unknownrival]

Hmm, let's see... could you... sing a hymn?

[Innocently.]

1/3

[starofchaos]

Heh. Is that-

2/3

[starofchaos]

...

[Wait what.

What.

WHAT?]

3/3

[starofchaos]

You want me to what?

[unknownrival]

Well, I thought regular dares would just bore you to tears.

[starofchaos]

They would-

[Oh christ- I mean god- I mean-

Oh forget it.]

I, ah. I will of course attempt your task. Is there any hymn in particular you wish?

[unknownrival]

Take your pick. I'm not choosy.

[starofchaos]

[With much awkwardness and embarassment, he attempts the first line of "As the Sun Doth Daily Rise".]

~ As the sun doth daily rise, brightening all the morning skies-

...so to thee with one accord... lift we up our hearts, O- o, uhm. Lord.

[A sour look crosses his face.]

Day by day provide us food... for... [Dammit, what was the next line?

For from thee come all things- Alright, I cannot do more of this song. It makes me sick just thinking of it.

[unknownrival]

[He has to laugh at his expression.]

Don't worry, that was more than enough.

All right, I'll give as good as I've gotten. Dare me.

[starofchaos]

[There must be something he can use to embarass Issei.]

I dare you to...

[Hm. What can he use...]

Call up the first person that comes to mind, pretend you've mistaken them for one of your many conquests and flirt with them.

[unknownrival]

D-do you have to call them conquests...?