SLEEPOVER MEME

[misheard]

 the SLEEPOVER meme

☏1 IT'S A SLEEPOVER HELL YEAH
☏2 No, really, it's a sleepover - the most cliché sleepover in the universe. You may be at a slumber party with 10 people, or you might just be with your best friend, but damn this is the best sleepover.
☏3 Your setting is embarrassingly cute. All the blankets and pillows are adorable - baby pandas, kittens, fluffy clouds, Miffy - and it's all in pale pink and blue. It looks like ten-year-old girls were in charge of the decor. You have ridiculously fluffy bunny slippers to wear, your pyjamas have puppies awkwardly placed over strategic spots and show too much skin/hairy leg to be decent, and there is even more awkwardness because you all have to share one bathroom. 
☏4 You could play sleepover games, like truth or dare or spin the bottle! If you choose to watch a movie, keep in mind that only scary movies will be available to watch, for appropriate shrieking and clinging. Your characters may also be compelled to gossip and do each other's hair and makeup. Even if they're boys. Especially if they're boys.
☏5 Post and tag around and make your character hate themselves forever.

Comments

[ifbymyhands]

Come on. You're allowed to humiliate me in dares.

[bonywings]

And you can complain.

[ifbymyhands]

Okay, okay...

[bonywings]

Am I done?

[ifbymyhands]

Sure.

[bonywings]

Thank you.

[ifbymyhands]

Do you want to keep playing?

[bonywings]

No, not right now.

[ifbymyhands]

Okay. Anything else in mind?

[bonywings]

I'm not certain. Probably not.

[ifbymyhands]

Sorry. I guess this sleepover isn't very fun.

[bonywings]

Aside from injury, it was fun.

[ifbymyhands]

Maybe we should just watch a movie now.

[bonywings]

What kind?

[ifbymyhands]

A proper preteen sleepover has two kinds of movies: disturbingly gory horror and highly inappropriate comedy! So we should watch something that we wouldn't have been allowed to watch.

*Kano, you guys are 19...*

[bonywings]

...But we aren't preteens any longer.

[ifbymyhands]

But we're making up for lost time.

[bonywings]

They had no movies when I was a preteen.

[ifbymyhands]

And I had no friends. But now we can have all the proper sleepovers we want.

[bonywings]

You have a very good point.

[ifbymyhands]

So, what kind of inappropriate movie do you want to watch?

[bonywings]

A scary movie. A really scary one.

[ifbymyhands]

One with ghosts? Or mummies?

[bonywings]

Mummies. Absolutely mummies.

[ifbymyhands]

Okay! I've got just the thing.

*Goes to the shelf and pulls out something ridiculous like... idk, making something up, "Survive the Crypt".*