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[mement_omori]

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[comatoxic]

I will, don't get me wrong! No one can stop me from having fun. But I also like spoiling you a little. That's what big brothers are for!

[And really, keeping Mercy alive should be considered the bare minimum. Get better standards, please.]

[mementomoritz]

[It's more than her actual parents did. Keeping her alive on a day to day basis is an achievement that belongs entirely to Charity, with additional support from Mercy's own ability to heal herself.]

that doesn't sound right but i've only had sisters so i guess i can't dispute it???
oh! speaking of fun:
where are you and why is there a drag queen??

[Only took them three completely different conversation topics to finally get around to asking.]

i'm glad you're having a nice night! i just want to know in case you need an alibi later
you know i'm bad at lying :<
so if i need to tell people or police officers that you were somewhere else i need time to practice it in advance pls

[comatoxic]

[Sometimes conversations just wander around like that, jumping from thought to thought.]

Don't worry, I'm not doing anything illegal! I'm at the local club having questionable drinks, but nothing you need to deny.

[mementomoritz]

oh ok
have fun! :D

["Questionable" raises... well, questions. But he's a Servant, and while the legends are pretty vague on what Merlin died from- or if he died at all- she's pretty sure it wasn't poison. He'll survive the bar.]

[Whether or not the bar will survive him is another matter entirely.]

call me if anyone ends up in serious medical distress
i'm going to be up late tonight studying anyway

[comatoxic]

I will either call you or an ambulance depending on time sensitivity.

[Or if he needs someone to not ask questions.]